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tessybaby (f)
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Time for some male bashing, (For a change), Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are. Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?  ?, Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink, Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract.  |
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tessybaby (f)
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour!
A PRAYER,
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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tessybaby (f)
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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tytylayor (f)
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tessybaby u r toooo much  |
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StanP (m)
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@poster, do u have a boyfriend?
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StanP (m)
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this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life.
On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty.
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aristole (f)
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@tessy baby
thumbs up!!!!
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GeeCee (m)
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this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life.
On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty.
Guilty as charged |
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Lolabbey
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tessybaby na u bikoooooooooo hw are d twins ,sure triplets are on d way |
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gilgee (m)
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All hail Tessy for a story well told. . . no wonder Ituen no gree pay your bride price.  |
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tessybaby (f)
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this is one of the effect of women liberalization, in the good old days which woman would dare say such derogatory statement about de person who donated a rid so she come to life.
On behalf of the guys in nairaland i demand an unreserved apology for those insult even on your dad,brother,uncle,fucker, and after that u will be placed under house arrest in my domain, Guilty or not guilty.
see me see trouble ooo i call ya name? na "guilty concience" dey do u so tessybaby na u bikoooooooooo hw are d twins ,sure triplets are on d way the twins are doing great. they are with their grand parents ituen's parents in Hawaii All hail Tessy for a story well told. . . no wonder Ituen no gree pay your bride price. bride pride no dey for fashion again. these days they don't pay bride price |
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olulu
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@poster na cane u go chop no respect, no red skirt at all, no let me pounce on u o which kain nonsense tin u post, i was actually plannin to help ur condition but now i withdraw my help tessybaby you're toooo much @tessy baby
thumbs up!!!!
tessybaby na u bikoooooooooo hw are d twins ,sure triplets are on d way Very nice
wetin una wan talk before? jobless, lazy and gossiping house wives |
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tessybaby (f)
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@olulu
take ya time oooo
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delib
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chei i don miss o o o
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ademiller (f)
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i laff so tay i me, ;Dguys are goin to commit murder, tessy u don enter wahala wit the male populace
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StanP (m)
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@tessy baby
You know what u are looking for,
make i no talk am now sha
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tessybaby (f)
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@ademiller
which male populace? them no dey fear face?
i dey here; i dey wait for them
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quentininc (m)
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@ tessybaby
abi the face go make all of them run because as u talk am if e ugly then they go tear 4 40
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gilgee (m)
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In fact Tessy, for committing this atrocity with alacrity and remorselessly, this woman go be miss world compared to you when you old.
Every man in the house make una shout capital lettered AMEN!!!
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tessybaby (f)
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nice pic there
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gilgee (m)
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AMEN! |
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tessybaby (f)
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shame dey do u? gilgee
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olulu
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@olulu
take ya time oooo
or else what? its a man's world, women are just attache. nice pic there
yes, because its u. @gilgee Awomen, Amen, A-children, A-everytin |
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tessybaby (f)
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when they talk of MEN u call yourself one?
u are not one of them plz
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gilgee (m)
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@Tessy
Shame for where? Me no get shame ooo.
If him nobi man; wetin he be then?
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tessybaby (f)
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half woman and half man
WomanMan
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gilgee (m)
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kai! you mean manwo?  |
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ademiller (f)
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@ tessy baby, i think hes a she male ;d
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ztyle (m)
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what make u think so?
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ademiller (f)
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ztyle, u can ask tessy that
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olulu
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when they talk of MEN u call yourself one?
u are not one of them plz
half woman and half man
WomanMan
Am i really a man? hmmmmmmm, theres only one way to find out room 123, Moonlight hotel, gbagada gra, Ikeja extension, ikoyi, Lagos 7pm, tonight, don't be late. we should c d efx in a month's time,  but what if we dn't?, well, we will try again. but assure u nine months later, u will c d result @ tessy baby, i think hes a she male ;d
ztyle, u can ask tessy that
Girlfriend, u ought to learn to think before u open ur mouth, and confirm what u want to say, else sum people might call what u say "foolish" just a friendly advice, u know |
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