Brain Drain Don Talk

NAIRALAND, I HAIL UNU OH,  NA B THE OMO NAIJA,  I NO GO SCHOOL FINISH SO UNU GO DEY MALAGE MY PIDGIN ENGLISH POSTS,  I GO GIVE UNU THE HOTTEST GISTS FOR TOWN ANY TIME,  ABEG MAKE UNU CHECK MY POST "MAN AND IM WOMAN MATTA" MAKE UNU TELL ME TRUTH ABOUT THE SUBJECT. I HAIL FINISH!