North-american Football. . . Oh, Sorry. . . Soccer.

I've always wondered just how boring it actually is.
Plus I have one question: You know the way Europe has the UCL for clubs all across europe & Africa has the CAF CL which Enyimba, Orlando Pirates and Al Ahly always drag for and the others in Asia, S/America etc.
So in N/America, are y'all telling me that only clubs within JUST TWO COUNTRIES(The US and Canada) fight for the championship??!!
How f.cked!