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drealnoni (f)
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I'm sure you guy know knock knock jokes,lets do a thread on knock knock jokes please make the puns smart.
heres mine
knock knock
who's there?
norma lee
norma lee who?
normalee i don't go knocking on peoples doors,do want to buy some oranges
another one is:
knock knock
who's there?
doris
doris who?
doris locked that's why im knocking.
so try and supply your own knock knock jokes
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drealnoni (f)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
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whiteroses (f)
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knock knock
who's there
someone
someone who
someone who can't reach the door bell
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drealnoni (f)
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knock knock
who is there
whiteroses
whiteroses who
white roses for you my love
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drealnoni (f)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
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drealnoni (f)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
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eveseh (f)
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knock kncok am lonely in here
knock kncok am dressing in here
knock kncok who's that girl?
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mukina2 (f)
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knock knock can icome in
knock knock anybody home
knock knock bettre ger dressed
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eveseh (f)
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knock knock can icome in
knock knock anybody home
knock knock bettre ger dressed
knock knock u can come in knco kncok,am home kncok knock,am geting dress  |
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nike4luv (f)
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knock knock
whos dere
shocking
shocking who?
SHOCKING YOU!
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2cantango (f)
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Knock knock Who's there? Nunya Nunya who? Nunya business  |
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drealnoni (f)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
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drealnoni (f)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
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whiteroses (f)
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knock knock
whose there
hope
hope who
open the door
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lilred (f)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
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omogenaija (f)
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knock knock who's there ? i bet i bet who ? i bet u can't do it like me i know that was wack  |
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chistiana (f)
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Knock, Knock
hey is me privates
just can't get enough of u
what?
ohhhh sorry pussy.
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