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kilo4uall (m)
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to be sincere that girl loves u not  . Yes who knows when the relationship started and u wouldn't know(u are in ABIA and she is in lagos of all places) Guy take ur money. abi babes don finish? |
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K2
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To the thread starter, don't mind these folks. I know how you feel. I've been there before. Few years ago, I was in a similar situation. Bill Gates offered me $2m to program just a few lines for him in Visual Basic. Unfortunately for me, as I open my hands to collect the money na hin I hear gboa, one hot slap like that for my ear. Na my Oga sha. Hin say Boniface why didn't you open the gate when I honk my horn? I just wake up one time  |
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Scorpio (f)
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oh lawd!!!!!!!
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camara (f)
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To the thread starter, don't mind these folks. I know how you feel. I've been there before. Few years ago, I was in a similar situation. Bill Gates offered me $2m to program just a few lines for him in Visual Basic. Unfortunately for me, as I open my hands to collect the money na hin I hear gboa, one hot slap like that for my ear. Na my Oga sha. Hin say Boniface why didn't you open the gate when I honk my horn? I just wake up one time  )that was funny i was begining to think u wanted to start another thread similar to sil's |
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Uzzyan (f)
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Bros please am a chick too and i know how it is i need you to still talk to your babe set the guy up if she still loves you collect the kush and flee.it can also be a set up for ur girl to know if u love the money or her.So guy be wish if ur babe doesnt love u but the man you can as well take the money and go get another chick because there many fishes waitin to be caught by u as far as you are ok. Men 2milla is not a child's play u can use it to start a nice business which will make you richer. Be wish my friend
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Zahymaka (m)
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Hin say Boniface why didn't you open the gate when I honk my horn? I just wake up one time Boniface indeed -- what about Polycarp? All these 'houseboy' and 'gateman' names are so funny. . . |
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IBB Fan (m)
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K2, ur papa no make mistake bring u come this world. therefore, ur days on earth shall be long. u b HEAVY COLO!!!!!!!
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Ashiwaju (m)
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Well, if the story is true and you see yourself to be doomed to poverty then, you know what just do, take the money and walk off but in real sense the guy would never give u that kind of money sef when him no be Kanu Nwankwo wey take 1 million naira buy him wife from her former Biffy.
but if na me, i go feed the guy to my dogs than to take the money. Rubbisshh and for the girl, i am not suprised that she kept mute, if a lady offers your giffy 2million to dump you, do you think she would think twice? For some ladies, its all about money and nothing else but money.
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babymine (f)
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Now K2 that was so funny.  |
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gem87 (f)
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i still maintain u shld keep d money and d girl too if u still want her, if not invest in another woman.
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IBB Fan (m)
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@Ashi *half-shocked*  that Kanu gist na true life story?? |
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Ashiwaju (m)
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Its real though! True life, you fit ask kanu as he is proud to say it atall times |
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IBB Fan (m)
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WOW!!! oh well, it's all good.
sil, u don run commot for ur thread? better come back because the guy is richer than Kanu since he's offering N1m x 2.
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deb (m)
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Thank you "IBB" (i don't like that name though) I was just going to say what gave my guy the impression that he will get the so called $2Million dollar sorry naira. Na money easy to dash out like that. I'll take your girl and use my money to slap your face. Stupid boy. The 2million is on the floor. carry it ok?  |
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MrBean (m)
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This gist never reach to end?
I heard a nollywood producer is hard at work on the script.
Oh boy, Try a more plausible gist next time.
We look like kindergarten to you?
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deb (m)
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IBB, I have nothing against you personally. Its just that, that name reminds me of the guy who single handedly dragged nigeria to the mod. It sucks that people still like him. He should be passing time in jail now yet he wants to insult us and contest for 2007 election. I don't believe Nigerians are so daft?  |
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ono (m)
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I have read some funny threads + entries on this forum before now, but I have never seen anything so funny like the one posted by K2.
Bros K2, abeg, Carry go!!! We dey behind you!!
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kimba (m)
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Its 12days now since you were made the 1.2milNaira offer. I believe by now, you should have either collected/refused the offer, or it has expired for which you'll get no consideration.
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deb (m)
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You are my man ibb |
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Christino (m)
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K2, Abeg collect the money come pay me 500,000, I promise to give you a better girl, a wife material. Haba, na una dey make men vex. Truth is you've lost your girl already, so take the cash and bounce! You met them on the bed, do you know for how long they've been seeing. DO you know if he's impregnated her already? E be like say u don collect the money sef, E go pain me if otherwise |
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Dvampire (m)
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i'm begining to see that poverty can do a lot of things to us including trading our hearts for money. let us assume that the above story is true, and i truely love the girl like i claim, i will never trade my heart for any amount of money in the world. if the girl has feels that the new guy is the best for her, let her go ahead and marry him. it will hurt real bad losing someone so dear and with whom i've shared a good part of my life with. but i've always moved with this fact that what will be will be.
there are somethings tha happen to us in the present and they seem to be to our disadvantage but in the long run, if we don't lose faith and focus, we'll come to realise that God was elevating us from a lower standard to greater heights.
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naija4life (f)
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@topic, its ok, go ahead and marry her but be ready for the consequences am i contradicting meself
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choco4life (m)
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common ur story's so fake be realistic for just once.
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CheeMoney (m)
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Only if this story is not fictional. Besides, you don't sound like a grad to me. sorry o, don't mean no insult.Take the money. Bingo! The chick is as good as gone.
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omogenaija (f)
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ur an asshole if u accept the money and ur girl is a dumbass if she wants u to **shakes head at sad and stupid situation** |
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