Longest Story On Nairaland. One Word Per Post = Big Story

ok heres how it goes each person is to post just one word per post to add to the big romantic story.
i.e
waterworks: one
mary: day
iice: i
yemivictor:came
micheal:home
vuitton:to
sexy:see
amaka: my
jane: wife
suki: with,

weve all read enough stories on this land so I'm sure we can all be very imaginative about this imagine how funny it will be!
feel free to use slangs and pigen.
please don't post if u havent read the previous story {so it makes sense}
ill go first!

upon

time

had

computers

had

and

they

madness

of

who

five

in

together.

was

while