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hixxx1 (m)
I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« on: April 15, 2008, 04:22 PM »

I want to hammer somebody's wife. Please any married woman in the Lagos area get in touch with me on hixxx1@yahoo.com for hot raunchy action.
almondjoy (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #1 on: April 15, 2008, 04:26 PM »

he he he he he! Cheesy

I appreciate your honesty.  But errrrrrrrrrrrr----- Huh-----------Is it a requirement for ritualistic purposes as specified by your babalawo or dibia?
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #2 on: April 15, 2008, 04:34 PM »

@ Almondjoy: No o. Its for enjoyment. Unlike you. I am not a cultist or ritualist. I just want to enjoy what others are enjoying.
almondjoy (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #3 on: April 15, 2008, 04:36 PM »

Then goodluck with your search! Cheesy  I hope you are married too.  I believe married people should only have affairs with married people and single people should only have affairs with single people if they must.  Everyone should fool around along or within the "league of their own" kind.

I can never find a single dude attractive enough to shag, don't care what he gat or how he looks. . .I hope no married woman looks at you if you are single. All you will succeed in doing is devaluing her female orifice.  I hate that! Angry  I am attracted to only "ringed" fingers like mine.

For example, if a single dudes shags me. . .that is an abomination.  I deeey krase? But a married dude. . .all bets are on!  His ring will glitter in ma face and my ring will sparkle in his face. . . no hard feelings.  Please find your rank abeg!

What others are enjoying?. . .what is the catch please?  Single dudes shagging married women?   In Nigeria or where is this? Grin

Please enlighten me!
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #4 on: April 15, 2008, 04:40 PM »

@Almondjoy: Thanks. And you no bad sha.
almondjoy (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #5 on: April 15, 2008, 04:42 PM »

Are you married? Tongue
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #6 on: April 15, 2008, 04:46 PM »

@ Almondjoy: I am single. That does not mean I do not crave for married women. If that means playing in the ‘big league’, so be it. If you give me the chance, I won’t slack. Whether you find me attractive or not! Or whether you find it abominable or not.
newguy (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #7 on: April 15, 2008, 04:54 PM »

 Tongue you are crazy , why dont u go and fcuk your sister , u are damm psycho na magun go kill you ok
how can u be thinking of theat kindda idea , ashawo don finish 4 your area
almondjoy (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #8 on: April 15, 2008, 05:05 PM »

Quote from: hixxx1 on April 15, 2008, 04:46 PM
@ Almondjoy: I am single. That does not mean I do not crave for married women. If that means playing in the ‘big league’, so be it. If you give me the chance, I won’t slack. Whether you find me attractive or not! Or whether you find it abominable or not.

he he he he he he. Cheesy

No thanks. . .Like I said, I prefer married men.  Thanks for the offer though.  Get married then we can talk!

Zoooooooooooooooooooooms off!
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #9 on: April 15, 2008, 05:14 PM »

@Newguy: Never knew you were an innocentee. Maybe you are right, am crazy, I will bunk my sister, am a psycho, magun will kill me, ashies do not exit in my area, etc. Still hasn't addressed the issue, someone's wife needs to to bunked.         

@My sweatheart Almondjoy: No shaking. No hassles. No regrets. Bye.                                                 
hammers (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #10 on: April 15, 2008, 06:43 PM »

@ALMONDJOY

NA WA 4 U OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
big father (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #11 on: April 15, 2008, 09:43 PM »

As you wan take hammer another person wife,na so dem go hammer ya wife too ! Grin
Siena (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #12 on: April 15, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: big father on April 15, 2008, 09:43 PM
As you wan take hammer another person wife,na so them go hammer ya wife too ! Grin

 Grin Grin Grin
jennykadry (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #13 on: April 15, 2008, 10:51 PM »

Quote
As you wan take hammer another person wife,na so them go hammer ya wife too !

GBAM,CASE CLOSED Grin Grin Grin
Zandra1 (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #14 on: April 16, 2008, 01:31 AM »


LMGAO  Cheesy Cheesy. What a topic Cheesy.
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #15 on: April 16, 2008, 08:31 AM »

Una do well o. I still dey hunt for married woman sha.
deola1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #16 on: April 16, 2008, 08:57 AM »

Quote from: almondjoy on April 15, 2008, 04:36 PM
Then goodluck with your search! Cheesy  I hope you are married too.  I believe married people should only have affairs with married people and single people should only have affairs with single people if they must.  Everyone should fool around along or within the "league of their own" kind.

I can never find a single dude attractive enough to shag, don't care what he gat or how he looks. . .I hope no married woman looks at you if you are single. All you will succeed in doing is devaluing her female orifice.  I hate that! Angry  I am attracted to only "ringed" fingers like mine.

For example, if a single dudes shags me. . .that is an abomination.  I deeey krase? But a married dude. . .all bets are on!  His ring will glitter in ma face and my ring will sparkle in his face. . . no hard feelings.  Please find your rank abeg!

What others are enjoying?. . .what is the catch please?  Single dudes shagging married women?   In Nigeria or where is this? Grin

Please enlighten me!
God bless u sweetie
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #17 on: April 16, 2008, 09:23 AM »

@bigfather: She has been doing others before we married yet I still married her. So why should it bother me if she has flings whilst in married? I don't mind one bit. 
hammers (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #18 on: April 16, 2008, 10:02 AM »

@ almondjoy @ deola 1

Is this a graduation from adultery to fornication Shocked
tpia
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #19 on: April 16, 2008, 08:16 PM »

@ topic:you want to hammer somebody's wife.

Interesting!!!!!


The Sly
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #20 on: April 16, 2008, 08:19 PM »

Quote
As you wan take hammer another person wife,na so them go hammer ya wife too !
  Cool
ikamefa (f)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #21 on: April 17, 2008, 01:19 AM »



ha! ha! my eyes don see everything for this nairaland  Grin

nor be only hammer!  Tongue 



hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #22 on: April 17, 2008, 09:05 AM »

@Ikamafa: I just want to book facility. Its not a crime now. Is it my fault that they are so sexy and attractive yet so elusive? Abeg I wan hammers o.
arshy (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #23 on: April 17, 2008, 01:32 PM »

Quote from: hixxx1 on April 17, 2008, 09:05 AM
@Ikamafa: Abeg I wan hammers o.

Whaala w o!
Somebody needs to help this dude
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #24 on: April 17, 2008, 01:58 PM »

Arshy. Told them. One of these adventurous babe needs to assist me.
gilgee (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #25 on: April 18, 2008, 10:15 AM »

@hixxx1
Boy O boy. Laugh no gree kill me abeg. You wan hammer person wife? Wetin be the motive behind it? Wetin you wan achieve? I ron die ooo!  Grin
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #26 on: April 18, 2008, 11:27 AM »

Omo Gilgee, this is a serious issue o. So stop laughing. I want to enjoy married woman package. Its not too much to ask. Afterall spinsters have been hammering married men for long, so why can't I enjoy with married women?
Scopium
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #27 on: April 18, 2008, 02:52 PM »

@ poster
May God no use hammer for your soul today.
sperrysun (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #28 on: April 18, 2008, 03:20 PM »

@Almondjoy

U will never cease to amaze me!! Tot u were happily married and cannot and will not apologise for the sexual lliberties u get from your hubby.How come you are now openly advertising and soliciting for a married man to come shag you,as that is the only spec you desire.Tot your only spec was your hubby?
I might be wrong.Just my perception from reading most of your posts
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #29 on: April 18, 2008, 03:36 PM »

@scopium. Why now? Why should God hammer my soul? Abi won't I have the chance to repent like others? Let me enjoy someone's wife now. Ha han its not too much to ask. I wan hammer person wife o.
T.S.
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #30 on: July 01, 2008, 02:24 AM »

Then you must be a goat!  Angry
hixxx1 (m)
Re: I Want To Hammer Somebody's Wife
« #31 on: July 01, 2008, 08:29 AM »

@T.S: Yes I am. Cheesy
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