Your First Attemt At Alcohol

Ok the topic is quite clear. How and what happened when you first tried alcohol?
Here is mine:



The first time i tried alcohol, i didnt relly know what it was. It was star and it was offered for tasting by one labourer dude to me and my little' sis.  I was 7.

So when i really got the real taste of alochol, my elder (and only) bro was always emphasizing how wonderful the stuff was and i didnt agree with him. at a point i decided to gain some experience to know what he was talkin' of so i decide to take some alcohol. . . . . . i made the wrong choice of drink. . . . . .Shnapps!

I went into my dad's room (i think i was in j.s.3 then) took a bottle of shnapps, corked it open and downed more than half and 5 mins later . . . . . . . .  . . . . .  i went mad!
i went to my sisters who didnt know what i have been up to and i was  beign really stupid (i was trying to touch their boobs lol i was very silly)  and the percieved the alcohol in my breath.  They had to call one of my close aunties for help because i was beign very very silly and she adviced them to force sugar into my throat to stop the drunkeness . that didnt work. i hated to eat sugar raw anyway. Then my brother came home. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


He was really really HUGE. He tried so much to bring me to my sence by slapping me several times with his huge palm. i stupidly put up a fight with him and he beat the shnapps out of me.
Ok i'll stop here. the rest is a long story.




What's yours?

well, ive never really gone out to drink but my dad made us drink with him at home. he'D get beer from the fridge or some spirit from the bar and ask us to get cups for ourselves. then he'D share the contents of the bottle amongst all of us.

although i don't drink or smoke i believe he made us open up to alcohol.

You guys seem to have cool dads     
Oh i dream of the day i'll discuss important issues with him over a glass of vodka and ice. 

followed one of our drivers into town during one of our family trips to my home town,had a little too much palm wine sampling and started running round the compound when we got home and had to be soaked in the tub and then had a loooooon g sleep , seconf attempt uncles house and tried red wine with my big bro urging me and my other bro on,we got proper drunk and was staggering my dad noticed and told my brother off,slept all through till like 2.pm then woke up with an headache and couldnt eat for a while,now an expert 

~Lmao @ Y'll Posts 


~My Mum occassionally had a pint of beer,half a glass of Baileys,my father i heard drank Campari,never saw him drinking it!!There was always Hard Liquor in the house,other than the two mentioned,the rest were mainly for guests!! So naturally when ever there were guests,all the choices of Hard Liqour are displayed,It was one of these many nights of my parents entertaining guests that i attempted to taste what i thought was cola for Adults!!

~I was 10 years old, Y'll know how deceiving whiskey can look like Cola right,in my mind i thought yea its prolly just some special drink,there was a half a glass of Whiskey left in the glass by one of the guests, so i gulped it down quick,Lord have mercy!!lol,bear in mind my parents walked the guests to the door,i didnt have time to sip it the whiskey burned the back of my throat,i almost choked on it,i rushed to the Bathroom to brush my teeth,i drank lots of water too,i promised myself i will Never ever drink that horrible drink,little did i know i was about to discover a much more pleasnt one Baileys Irish Cream!!! Aah even thu i'D often wondered what the Baileys tasted like,it wasnt untill i evesdrop my mum saying it tasted like milk that got my curiousity to want to try it so naturally,just in case i got caught,i convinced my sister we should try it by turing it on the lid on the bottle,and since the bottle was already opened,it wasnt likely we wudnt get caught

~Mama mia,creamy,milky~Umm Noow there was the  tatse of Alcohol i liked!! A Lot!!~you know back home there's a proverb that  says "wetin sweet goat nar e go run e belleh"  meaning You do something once and get away with it,you keep doing it over and over again,and sometimes there is bound to be consequences/get caught  !!


~I'D have 2/4 "shots" of the Baileys every chance i get,sometimes with my sis,most times without her,come to think of it am dam sure she had her turns too b/c soon enough the bottle was almost empty, ,then we started arguing over who's had more that the other,{Aaaw memories aye,am LMAO typing this }, we knew we were in big trouble and i was more scared of my sister owning up if confronted so i thought of a brilliant idea,fill the bottle with water and milk   N  I shoved the bottle right at the back,i kept diluting each bootle of Baileys that came to the house, my mum never noticed,bet the guests might have wondered though if the knew the taste ,seeing it wasnt a common drink back then i bet some of  them might have thought it tasted like that i never got caught/ drunk but i certainly got sick of it,prolly that milky taste,am not keen on Baileys now as an Adult either

first time I tried it I was about 6 years old. i sneakily sipped my grandpa's mug of star beer 

But the 1st time I really drank alcohol was at one oyinbo classmate's party. The dude duped me into downing 2 shots of 40%alcohol, not funny!!!   Anyways I am in 'omuti' country, can't expect any less really

err i said I was duped, duh 

that doesn't mean I drink like fish in fact I rarely drink alcholic drinks

it was a general comment, Ajebota.  I know people who actually use that as an excuse.