Do You Pray Before Making Love?

christ, and i thought i'd seen crazier posts,  well i'll have to ask my privates to chill from its 10inch erection before praying because i can't pray to God with an erection now, can i???

I pray after not before 

Any way for Muslims in the house the prayer is simple as follows:

God keep the devil away from us and keep it away from the product that may come out this act also. Amen [i][/i]

You do not need any ceremony or long process for the prayer and could be said in your heart.

i couldn't help comin' back here. @ the topic, why i havent left this thread is because its so stupidly funny.

Jus imagine this.

After trying your best to syke this chic, eventually she agree to do the thang, u off your clothes and hers, then u juz start kissing her and she's rubbing your J.T, then u juz tell her "LET UR PRAY".

Please don't u deserve a knock on the head or a smack on the face??

The idea is necessary when the couple are still expecting children from the Creator. Lovemaking is supposed to be a way of glorifying God, if you are doing it legimately, of course.

Though that hardly comes to mind because of the excitement that comes with it.

E no easy sha, l must confess!

First let me point out that sex is never dirty and not a sin when it is done within the tenets of marriage, therefore it cannot offend God. Hence couples who feel like praying before entring emirates stadium can do so.

on the contrary, it offends God when it is done outside marriage that is what is deem to be dirty or sinful. _{nairalanders take note.}

But like Femi Kuti men "I dey Wonder" how person dey take pray when e don enter gear, make e no 4 troway everything 4 ground before e reach "Amen"  .

Why Pray?Get on with it, 

Euclidian rhetoric is anomalous!!

This is blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

ROTFLMAO, lol, men you guys are funny. How wil I pray when the thing just cathc me by surprise will i then tell my husband, sweetheart wait, lets pray first. You want to quench the fire ni

what a thread!

seriously this is weird, y would u pray tho, it just takes the smile right off your face.
u dnt bring god into that sort of area, for 1 god is single and it will offend him lol
second of all its just like eww if u pray because its like eating suya without pepper and onions and other stuff, or gala but no meat inside, or even drinkin sweet tea, then suddenly sugar dispears, that is sex and prayer is like

and remember people it's only a sin when it's illegal, it's only illegal when its forced upon or underage, therefore i have finally come to a conclusion that sex + prayer = mood killer
                                                  sex + inviting pastor round for prayer = a konk on d head

                                                 

if i knew the answer to this question i woulda been the f**kin president of nigeria

@deola

how old are u? u shouldn't be postin isht here?

@ onyeka_ng and Ebonyj

una 2 fine, chei! God really create una sha.

back to topic

some of una wey dey take God play 4 this nairaland, my hand no dey ooooo  if thunder fire una, them no go see una bodi buri oooo. i don talk my own finish

Where is the time to pray when mr dickson is ready for the kill? You could see the vains bulging out from the skin as if he is a dickbuilder    The post should be,"do you ever think of praying before  making love?

How awkward. Is that like the sin that differentiates regular humans from Jesus? So in a way you would be praying for God to oversee your seen and make it work out well. Its like asking your parents blessing before bedding someone, its just weird to the max.