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Rebellious (f)
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@post,
I pray and the prayer goes like this:
Thank you for this long black rod which you have given to me so that I may satisfy the burning desire within my thighs. I pray that as I ride this thing, I shall work it and work it good. And when it is all over and we had released all of our juices, he shall cuddle with me, talk to me and make me feel special even if it is just for tonight.
Thank you in faith that you will do all these things.
Amen.
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dutty (m)
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@jenny
Oho! so u know what it meant afterall
make u try brush mouth after commiting that act o, or else your next prayer will not be answered o.
Cleaniness is next to Godliness.
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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@post,
I pray and the prayer goes like this:
Thank you for this long black rod which you have given to me so that I may satisfy the burning desire within my thighs. I pray that as I ride this thing, I shall work it and work it good. And when it is all over and we had released all of our juices, he shall cuddle with me, talk to me and make me feel special even if it is just for tonight.
Thank you in faith that you will do all these things.
Amen.
now babe. . . . . this prayer. . . . . will you be saying this during sex? Its really long oooooo. I get the feeling its something you'll say just as you're climbing  |
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jennykadry (f)
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@jenny
Oho! so u know what it meant afterall
make u try brush mouth after commiting that act o, or else your next prayer will not be answered o.
Cleaniness is next to Godliness. that is y i said when its legal,ive got no prob wt that,and i don't need any paste n brush to cleanse my mouth,afterall its part of worship to God when its done legally  |
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prince_onx
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Ofcox! you never hear of STD? just take a minute or two and bless the thing! Bless this food, Oh lord, for Christ sake, AMEN simple  |
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XtacieX (f)
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Yes i try to  |
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prince_onx
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True talk even if e dey legal but just do your best and leave the rest to God
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nalijah07 (f)
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These are the funniest replies I've witnessed in a long time. I guess it is safe to assume that this is not a common practice. Thank you for the confirmaiton.
Carry on all!!
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tpia
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@ nalijah Okay, not sure if this is part of Nigerian culture, but I read a post recently where someone said that he prayed before, and sometimes during lovemaking.
Is this common? Which tribes practice it, and what do you pray for - that it will be good? what the hey? One person said he prayed for God to strengthen his weak erection maybe, and you assume it may be commonly practiced among some tribes?  Did you ask the prayerful rambo why he did that? Instead of assuming its a tribal thing? can you post a link to the thread- I can ask the question there so he can answer it himself, if he's still on nairaland. |
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ztyle (m)
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Kai, see topic una don bring prayer join sex, which kind wahala bi this 4 this LAND. @poster Why must one pray before performing such act? |
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jennykadry (f)
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Kai see, topic una don bring prayer join sex, which kind wahala bi this 4 this LAND. LMAO,e tire person my brother |
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omoovie (f)
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Ah! You no bin know? I dey hol the m-hm-hm first den I go use am like mic begin sing hymn next I go kon begin cast and bind the thing:
Holy Ghost FAYA!!! FAYA!!! FAYYYAAAAAA! Burn them out! FAYYYAAA!!! (As I dey faya, I dey slap d m-hm-hm)
Den ah go kon relax smoke ganja den ah go rap like doz boyz 4 Festac, den I go FAYA! FAYA! Am again followed by speaking in tongues and postrating then getting up! After I don finish all da one the thing no dey even trip me again, so I go just wear my showa cap go sleep!
Ahhhh----E ris gu 2 prayse da Lawd.
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ztyle (m)
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Wetin You mean?  |
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Caradona (f)
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I only Pray, if I'm cheating on my Boyfriend. Like I don't want the man dying on me during lovemaking or getting caught during the deed. So I pray, "please God, don't let anyone catch this time. I promise i will go to church this sunday oo, amen!"  |
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nalijah07 (f)
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@ omoovie
I am keeling over with laughter at this point. I'm so embarrased because my coworkers must be wondering what is wrong with me.
@ tpia
That's just the thing - I can't remember the topic. I also didn't believe it was common, which is why I waited a few days before asking about it (it was more of an after thought).
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omoovie (f)
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@ omoovie
I am keeling over with laughter at this point. I'm so embarrased because my coworkers must be wondering what is wrong with me.
Glad I made someone laugh oh! After I posted the thing I was like YE!! YE! YE!!! Why did I type something like that nao?!  At the time I wrote it I was dying of laughter---2 minutes later now I'm not so sure. I will stick with my day job, I'm obviously not good at ribald humour. Osanobua! Na who send me ehn?  Osanobua mwen I dey deeply and truly sorry for my blasphemy. Forgive my errant tongue dearest Papa. |
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Cadet (f)
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Nawa o. But the last thing someone should be thinking about when about to make love is God. Wetin you wan tell him? To make the section last longer than the last time?
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ibkaye (f)
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Nawa o. But the last thing someone should be thinking about when about to make love is God. Wetin you wan tell him? To make the section last longer than the last time? hehehe, through Christ, anything is possible |
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Cadet (f)
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hehehe, through Christ, anything is possible |
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ibkaye (f)
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LOL! yea. But who the hell would be thinking of God while about to make love? Am sure even born again are not that born-again
Hehehehehe! They'll be thinking, O Jehovah Jireh! My Provider, Oh Lord God, Alpha and Omega, The Beginning and the End ejoooooooo, abeg make this sex sweet like Milo Choclate Ehnnn |
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akara (m)
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Kai, all of una spoil o, after una go dey quote bibeli for we. Me i dey pray make the journey to Jerusalem go well.
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big father (m)
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Is it recommended ? |
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Cadet (f)
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hehehe, Ibk, you're not serious jare.
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prince_onx
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True though most people don't think of God before and during sex! but if condom ever break, come see prayer and fasting!
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ibkaye (f)
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hehehe, Ibk, you're not serious jare.
hehehe  True though most people don't think of God before and during sex! but if condom ever break, come see praying and fasting! lool you made me choke on my drink! Buahahahahaha!  |
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prince_onx
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Na true Ohhhhh atleast for me! if I come mistakenly get headace that same month, I go think say I don carry |
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ibkaye (f)
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Na true Ohhhhh atleast for me! if I come mistakenly get headace that same month, I go think say I don carry hahahaha u wan kill me with laughter!? |
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