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babakura (m)
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Una think say na joke >>>>>>>>>>>> abi
B4 my own I dey tell Baba GOD Oluwa saanu funmi oooo (please help me wit this one wey I dey do oooooooo)
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prince_onx
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Fishoo welcome to Nairaland
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dee02 (m)
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Yes i do, i recite the whole bible and the great book, fast and give alms before humping away like a battered lorry!
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N-joy (f)
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what a thread - pray when you are getting screwed??? hell no - what for? Please tell me.
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minute (f)
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LMAO!!!
are u kidding me??
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A_K_O (m)
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@topic
If youre trying to have a child, its advisable.
But no prayer against STD, that is ridiculous
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Dodnextris
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yes i pray for physical strength and it works all the time, the Holy spirit can help you with all things if you believe
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Siena (m)
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Pray before making love?  No. Not something I've even thought of. Is your partner that dangerous?  |
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Coldasiyce (m)
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@poster
crappy thought! too much time on your hands, I guess.
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theboy0808 (m)
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May ALMIGHTY GOD help us!
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Cadet (f)
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Still ROTFLMGBO 
knowing how incredulously long Nigerian prayers are, one of the spouse sef would have fallen asleep before they start with the escapade
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websmillio (m)
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 Yes, when it is not my wife. 
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StephenP (m)
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Heavens no. When it's time for love, dickson takes control.
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TCUBE (m)
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@ POSTER, mind telll all nairalander's the kind of prayer one pray's before,during and after sex, abeg |
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na2day? (m)
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na only pray, how about fasting? abi u bi aladora? na only aladora them dey do that kind thing for their so called night vigil. them go dey dance dey shout, priest go off light, then the spirit wey dey do them go tell them say e don reach time oooo, things go begin dey happen. if u think say na lie try go see them for isa-lake in abeokuta and see wonders, i no fit talk.
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Rhea (m)
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Pray? It depends on the context. If you've been married 5 years without kids, it would be worthwhile to pray and pray again that this time something happens. If your girl friend just travelled for the weekend, it would be worthwhile to pray that she doesn't change her mind and come back unexpectedly to find you on top of that your hot neighbour you've fantasizing about. If you're trying out a new brand of rubbers, it would help to pray that you don't pull out and, it's gone. If it took you 10 seconds to come the last time, it would be worthwhile to pray that this time you get to last at least 5 mins, considering that you've been bragging to this chikita about your renowned potentials in bed. |
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T.girl1
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"d you pray before making love, u would have askd this question too, "do you cry before committing adultery", pray 4 what? that the love making wil produce a baby?
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saucekid (m)
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and why should i pray?
God no go answer that kain prayer if no be your wife
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slimtoney (m)
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It is an ideal thing to do for couples who are duely married to pray before making love especially if they are looking forward to bringing a new life to the world.It is good and Godly to ask that God make the love making session fruitfull and the expected child a blessing to d family and d society in general ,u know stuffs like that.
I have heard a woman said she actually know when his hussy is cummin and ,meanwhile they hve had baby girls and all she wanted was a baby boy and she was hopeful that that night love making is going to be fruitful and so as they both climax she moaned and shouted God i want a boy this time and to God be d glory she conceived and a baby boy was born.
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jkpretty (f)
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Praying before lovemaking is conscience at work?
Na only Prayer, how about "Hail Mary Mother of God"
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Jairzinho (m)
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Pray after. . . . . .
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to me
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yes i pray for physical strength and it works all the time, the Holy spirit can help you with all things if you believe
Thats a bright idea  i like your style jare i have never thought of praying before the act though. |
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mohammedss
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weda u pray abi u no pray sex is bad and God go punish any body wey do am,, anyway is good 2 pray before committing adultry so that your wife no go catch.nairalanders una no go kill person.
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babyx (f)
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Pray before making love?
What for?, to ask GOD for the ability or the technical know-how? please its natural flow nobody needs GOD's help for that, honestly, even if u just got out of a convent or monastry.!!
lol
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ozigbo (m)
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na na na chinan we dey pray ko pray ne.
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Mr. Pataki
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Prolly, God I pray make I no catch AIDS or anything durtty from this woman oh.  |
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kufreabasi (m)
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Listen,what ? why do you have to insult Gods' presence in an unclean act? Do you really know the meaning of prayer? DO you ever for one invite your parent to come and see you making love? If not so,stop joking with God.I'll give you a tips,if your wife is barren and you are legally married,then you want to make love with her,call God and tell Him that he did not create your wife to barren,then go into making love with her,then proof God and see if he will not answer you.But if you are not legally married and you make that kind of silly mistake by praying to God,you are dead.see your parent reaction whenever you call them to see that kind of deadly act
you are talking about.You must be care with what you are posting.
Take it or you leave it.
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coolrichy (m)
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lol, why do u need to pray when your d**k is already up and ready for d action so forget prayers |
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justin04 (m)
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Pray ke? Pray before u sin hmmm.
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saucekid (m)
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i wont do that
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md4real (m)
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praying before making love? sha to me it depends. the a great one holy book says that couples should pray before making love in order to have good end product. but, praying beofre sex spoils the mood. imagine kissing your pathner,foddling her boobs and smooching hell out of her and all of a sudden, she said: "let us pray". how will it be like?
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