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Needlelady (f)
Funmis Blog
« on: April 17, 2008, 08:16 PM »

Diary Of A hot Nigerian Chic.

Prologue:
Been here for sometime, been banned and I'm quickly running out of aliases. Work is slow today, economy is going through heavy recession, HMO's are screwing us without a condom,foreclosure looms, food is expensive. I wonder how those Naija women here whose behind is bigger than the map of Oyo state manage to maintain that behind. The world is in serious trouble with the hike in oil prices. I just hope that Nigeria will make something positive out of their oil windfall especially  in the agriculture, education and women affairs sector. If men cannot find a way to survive, they can as well take to vulcanizing, carpentary, maiguard and armed robbery for all I care.

Life is hard, it's disheartening looking at African girls deteriorating and languishing in poverty amidst abuse by some of their men. How can we break the shackles on African women? There are so many why's that break my heart; Why do men pit women against each other for their own personal interest? why should women fight with the other woman sleeping with her husband when both of them are supposed to come together and beat him to stupour for lying to them?, Why are women so smart but suddenly become dumb when it comes to the affairs of the heart? Why?


The mind is a terrible thing to waste-M Luther jnr.






Stay off my diary pleeezeeeee! No questions plz, no slide remarks plz.

Banned List:

Cadet & All her M* aliases
D Reloaded & All her Aliases
Needlelady (f)
Re: Funmis Blog
« #1 on: April 17, 2008, 08:25 PM »

Sex??
What is so big about sex? Why is it that the modern generation of women today have a hyper sex drive? Is it because they are not medically pruned? What happened to the conservative woman who takes her time like a puff adder before jumping into the bed with a man? Why are women yet to demystify men? Why do you need a man when you can pay your rent/mortgage, feed yourself, completely independent?  There are battery operated dickies in riteaid, if you want to have a baby, you can take a trip to the sperm bank and get fertilized for a meagre $300? Why then do you need men that will stress your life? Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.


The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power.  You just take it.  ~Roseanne Barr


Needlelady (f)
Re: Funmis Blog
« #2 on: April 17, 2008, 08:37 PM »

Fantasies:
My dreams are to wear a $30K engagement ring, marry at the kalahari dunes and have sex on the beach and those dreams are gradually coming to pass through Christ that strenghtens me.  I do fantasize a lot especially whenever my boss tries to make me understand that I need to grow peewee inorder to rise very high in my career. It's a cold, pathetic world out there. I once heard about a female local govt chairman in Naija that the gov sends to take care of kitchen affairs anytime they have a gen meeting with the governor. Pathetic.


Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.  ~Nancy Linn-Desmond

illusion2
Re: Funmis Blog
« #3 on: April 18, 2008, 12:30 PM »

Funmi,
Mo gba ti e gan,je ka mora better now?

Just snd me an email & voila!!!

No one needs to know,ok?  Kiss
4 Play (m)
Re: Funmis Blog
« #4 on: April 18, 2008, 12:41 PM »

Quote from: Needlelady on April 17, 2008, 08:25 PM
Sex??
What is so big about sex? Why is it that the modern generation of women today have a hyper sex drive? Is it because they are not medically pruned? What happened to the conservative woman who takes her time like a puff adder before jumping into the bed with a man? Why are women yet to demystify men? Why do you need a man when you can pay your rent/mortgage, feed yourself, completely independent?  There are battery operated dickies in riteaid, if you want to have a baby, you can take a trip to the sperm bank and get fertilized for a meagre $300? Why then do you need men that will stress your life? Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.


The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power.  You just take it.  ~Roseanne Barr



Quote from: Needlelady on April 17, 2008, 08:37 PM
Fantasies:
My dreams are to wear a $30K engagement ring, marry at the kalahari dunes and have sex on the beach and those dreams are gradually coming to pass through Christ that strenghtens me.

How do you reconcile the above 2?

First,you ask whether women need men and then you proceed to tell us about how you fantasize over $30k engagement ring(from who?),marry at the Kalahari dunes(to who?) and have sex on the beach(with who?)

I hope you are not getting high on cow dung and your truck's exhaust fumes.
Scopium (m)
Re: Funmis Blog
« #5 on: April 18, 2008, 12:53 PM »

Quote from: 4 Play on April 18, 2008, 12:41 PM
How do you reconcile the above 2?

First,you ask whether women need men and then you proceed to tell us about how you fantasize over $30k engagement ring(from who?),marry at the Kalahari dunes(to who?) and have sex on the beach(with who?)

I hope you are not getting high on cow dung and your truck's exhaust fumes.

Ask her. Women are always so confused and pointless whenever they try to prove how much they can do without men.
Cadet (f)
Re: Funmis Blog
« #6 on: April 18, 2008, 01:21 PM »

Quote from: Needlelady on April 17, 2008, 08:16 PM


Banned List:

Cadet & All her M* aliases
D Reloaded & All her Aliases

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