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dutty (m)
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@ a busstop guy: hi girl: hello  guy: i think i know u from sumwer, girl: otio! them don come again o. guy: sorry? girl: i mean, rat die for your mouth?  guy: :-[common, u dnt have to be rude. girl: oh yeah, and i dnt have to talk to u( God! is that a soakaway or what?  ) guy: o girl, u harsh o! just wanted to know what your time says, mine's a little bit faster. girl: na im u no fit talk since? nyway, u'd have to check it yourself because i'm blind as u can see. guy: chineke! nwa ada fuzo? na im u dey run your mouth since.chei! what a world!( mi oti nlo o) girl: yes o! u can run ,that is what they always do.better luck next time.infidels! ah! mumu. dey always fall 4 it, tank God o  . ( what a breath!) (girl shouts; taxi! V.I please. ) , to be continued |
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frank 3.16 (m)
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@troOE
I am also a very arrogant person, so that makes us compatiable.
but honestly, you don't sound like a good looking girl to me, but what the heck we can always have sex and move on.
do you know i can describe you from the way you sound? should i try? ok
your face is not pretty (not at all attractive), but i can see you have a nice booty, and men are really attracted to this booty of yours, and you water bottles mnnnn mnnn.
now i know what comes into your mind when guys say hi
"He knows i am not pretty, but he likes my ass and boobs. he is like one of them guys, they are alwys all about sex."
hey you are arogant!!! what do you expect, a patner? give me a break
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babyx (f)
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honestly, when i guy says HI!! i wonder what does this one want again?  |
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Mc Laren
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@DUTTY
You make sense,these ladies are just forming as if their SHIT DONT STINK,I DEY STINK WELL WELL
why will u be haughty when a guy says hi',better be careful o! they are the same people that will BEG GOD FOR HUSBAND
@JENNYKADRY
You are not making sense at all,why will u think a guy has something on his mind??
my dear u GIRLS WERE MADE FROM OUR RIBS ,COURTESY DEMANDS WE CHECK UP ON You TO SEE HOW You R DOING.
Dnt reason like an animal.
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sylvex (f)
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@ LAISEFAIRE Hope that ya hi no get intentions?  |
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stillwater (f)
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duttty that was funny  |
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michelin89 (f)
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it depends on the way they approach me. I am always very kind and never reply rudely. I don't exclude any possibility of becoming friends (not as in lover) one day.
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welli (f)
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dutty u are smtin else
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Cadet (f)
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@post speed dial 911  |
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WebMonk (m)
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By McLaren
@WEBMONK
so u mean to say each time u meet a girl on the side walk u begin to look up the net on how best to talk to her?? na im be sey u don miss road.
I'm sure you misunderstood my post. you'll see i'm refering to how NOT to approach a lady (this is the romance section, isn't it?). So, i couldn't possibly miss the road. Besides, Do you hit on every woman you see? If you have the spare time to do that then use it for good judgement when you're reading posts on a forum. PS: How did you EVER come to the conclusion that everyone looks up the net to toast a chick? Dude, you're on a forum, don't fall your hand! |
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waterworks (f)
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quick asseeement, fine face fine clothes nice watch good shoes smelling good. . . .translation- :ohi ok face rubbish dress sense scruffy watch dirty shoes unkept appearance translation- dirty look -walks off. . . |
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waterworks (f)
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boy: hi
girl: (grt here we go again) hello
boy : u look like sumone i know
girl : are u kidding me? am i the only one hearing that accent??? umm i don think so
boy: im john
girl : hmph! "john" what kind of name is john self? (smiles)
boy: and ure name?
girl : lie quick!! emmm susan
boy: what a lovely name are u frm around here?
girl: ohh God does this boy not know he class? nah
boy: i live at v.i im currently into banking and finance, ]
girl: bla bla bla. . just ask me for my number so i can lie and my life can go on!
boy so i was wondering if i can get your. . (girl quickly cuts him off)
girl: 080247820751
girl: loser im kind of in a rush jumps into taxi bye
boy: ohh ok bye. . . looks at number one digit extra DAMN!!!
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dutty (m)
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@waterworks
e be like sey na your hobby be that o, take am easy make u no go give your husband wrong number o.(that is if u aint married yet)
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dutty (m)
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@ welli
funny abi? but that is how rude y'all can get .and we have to put up with all that shit, GOd help us. anyway thank God sey my own case na the other way round.
it only gets better.
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tRoOE (f)
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I couldn't stop myself from laughing when I saw this comment
Were you high when you posted it, you better lay off that cheap crack
And your description was 100% false
Just because I guy say Hi doesn't make me thinks he wants me, blahhhhhhhhhh, only babies that have thinks that way.
It doesn't matter what gender Say Hi to me, my responds is always going to be the same
My look is basically saying who the mess are you and do I fucking know him/her but in a indirect way
My partner is the same way and fit each other  , to him he doesn’t look at it has been rude, it’s all about principles.
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Tattooboy (m)
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@topic useless thread, find something to do . hi ko high ni rubbish@trooe hi sweetie i missed u |
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tRoOE (f)
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Hello how u dey
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welli (f)
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@ welli
funny abi? but that is how rude y'all can get .and we have to put up with all that shit, GOd help us. anyway thank God sey my own case na the other way round.
it only gets better.
i just read it again nd i'm on da floor laughin.gush!how did u come up wit such a dialogue.you're jst 2 funny. |
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Tattooboy (m)
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@ trooe
am good shawty, how is it going?
@topic
let me be fair now. The truth is that in Kano/kaduna and other northern parts of this nation, if u say hi to a lady it means u want to marry her, thats it. If u're not sure ask Ibkaye.
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dutty (m)
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@welli
yeah, i know.i gat a very crazy but good sense of humour,that is what the ladies always say, and it takes someone like u to notice. used to be a stand comedian in my fomer life.
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dutty (m)
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good? wats good about being a stand up comedian? i tire for you o.
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welli (f)
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not good that you're a stand up comedian.good that u have a good sense of humor.alotta people actually like being made to laugh
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TOYOSI20 (f)
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@ Topic, Nothing really, I say Hi, right back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Tattooboy (m)
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@welli why u talking to me like that take your time o girl ha ha ha, na wa for this nrld o, see this kid o. No probs just don't let me pounce on ya |
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ibkaye (f)
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When a guy says hi to me i normally get all shy, I'll answer him politely answering his questions etc but i generally know when someone wants to get a number or wants the time, there really is no need to get rude though   |
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loffers (m)
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D-reloaded
i'm not stealing your purse, its you i want to steal
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welli (f)
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cixluv,i am kool.
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