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chrisoml (m)
Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« on: April 25, 2008, 01:13 PM »

My fellow Nairalands you are warned of the current rumors of privates theft that has been circulating since last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

I thought that as Africans we have already outgrown these kinds of witchcraft activities.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/od_nm/witchcraft_dc
lucabrasi (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #1 on: April 25, 2008, 03:31 PM »

 Grin Grin the people doing it in nigeria must have transferred to congo , lmao, lol
OMO IBO (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #2 on: April 25, 2008, 04:32 PM »

lol
these things still dey happen?
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #3 on: April 25, 2008, 06:10 PM »

Omo me I was surprised when I first saw the news this morning.
very soon at Ketu where all passengers in a commuter bus where found sleeping under a spell would also be reported in these areas.
There is need to pray ooo for our brothers in other part of Africa.
wendymanda
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #4 on: April 26, 2008, 05:55 AM »

Is this for real. It is hard to fathom. How the hell do you steal  privates without the person not bleeding to death or do they?
Omode
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #5 on: April 26, 2008, 06:03 AM »

Can somone really shed light on how this act really takes place?
TCUBE (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #6 on: April 26, 2008, 07:36 AM »

Penis snatching, a nigeria revolution,  Grin Grin
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #7 on: April 27, 2008, 02:40 PM »

Quote from: Omode on April 26, 2008, 06:03 AM
Can somone really shed light on how this act really takes place?

@Omode
Am not so sure as how d acts is done. But from rumours, I heard that you can only lost or get your privates shrinked if you're a guy when you come in contact with these so called charmers.
For me I don't have 2b scared of any of such I know He that is in me is greater.
No shaking !!!!!!!! Wink
Omode
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #8 on: April 28, 2008, 06:59 AM »

Ese, but still confused. Do they put you to sleep then cut it off?
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #9 on: April 28, 2008, 09:26 AM »

@Omode
I don't think so, I heard that charms works just like magic, you don't to be cut with physical knife. They would just touch you and the thing (Pee Pee) will disappear in flash into da tin air, you might probably discover it when you the victim wants to Wee Wee ha ha ha
lucabrasi (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #10 on: April 28, 2008, 03:42 PM »

the nigerian side are even ingeneous with theirs, they ll charm a large bill or denomination of currency,you pick it up or touch it and thats it your thingy s dissappeared (not had a personal experience tho just what we hear) Grin
bawomolo (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #11 on: April 28, 2008, 04:04 PM »

shrink it and it still would be 50 inches. i aint scared
Omode
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #12 on: April 29, 2008, 12:15 AM »

@ chrisoml
 
 Ok now I understand, that's some scary stuff though. Good luck to u guys. Sad Lips sealed
Cadet (f)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #13 on: April 29, 2008, 03:43 AM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Zandra1 (f)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #14 on: April 29, 2008, 05:33 AM »


Buhehe. This thread is soooo funny  Cheesy. Do they also snatch the females 'V' or 'B' or is it just the males 'own' that they're interested in. Oh wait, prolly the males 'own' makes more money than the females. Oh, I can't stop laughing  Cheesy.
StephenP (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #15 on: April 29, 2008, 05:44 AM »

That's really weird.
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #16 on: April 29, 2008, 11:27 AM »

Quote from: Zandra1 on April 29, 2008, 05:33 AM
Buhehe. This thread is soooo funny  Cheesy. Do they also snatch the females 'V' or 'B' or is it just the males 'own' that they're interested in. Oh wait, prolly the males 'own' makes more money than the females. Oh, I can't stop laughing  Cheesy.

@Zandra1
Whats in there again to snatch Grin  CoolGrin
Am sure they wouldn't get anything out of it
then as 4us guys they know that we need it more than anything else.
But come to think of it ooo, how would it even feel like if a male privates is cut off and the person at the same time wants to urinate?  Huh
ha ha ha, God forbid bad thing

Zandra1 (f)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #17 on: May 01, 2008, 06:05 AM »


Shocked Shocked Shocked. If they can snatch a mans pecker then they can equally snatch a womans boobs  Cheesy.
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #18 on: May 01, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: Zandra1 on May 01, 2008, 06:05 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked. If they can snatch a mans pecker then they can equally snatch a womans boobs  Cheesy.

LMAO wwwwwwww haaaaaaa Grin
Babe don't be scared, at least the worse that could happen in this scenario is just a simple transformation (turning a lady with boobs to simple chested one).
Actually, I believe it would be very disastrous for such a lady and the inability to breast feed and also for other purposes that its made for Grin
sheniqua
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #19 on: May 01, 2008, 11:27 PM »

no wonder men are always clutching their "yekini" in public.
Maybe they want to know the exact moment it disappears.
Kai menene!
Zandra1 (f)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #20 on: May 02, 2008, 12:17 AM »


Chris, u got that right  Cheesy. Its a terrible situation  Cry.
lucabrasi (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #21 on: May 02, 2008, 12:48 AM »

Quote from: sheniqua on May 01, 2008, 11:27 PM
no wonder men are always clutching their "yekini" in public.
Maybe they want to know the exact moment it disappears.
Kai menene!

lol is that the new name, yekini lol
kay9 (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #22 on: May 03, 2008, 01:08 AM »

Yeee, I never hear this one before, "YEKINI"!!! Grin Grin
O-boy, I dey hold my "yekini" well-well-o! If I lose this one, I might not be able to afford another - and a duplicate "yekini" is never as good as the original!  Grin Grin
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #23 on: May 04, 2008, 09:49 AM »

Quote from: kay9 on May 03, 2008, 01:08 AM
Yeee, I never hear this one before, "YEKINI"!!! Grin Grin
O-boy, I dey hold my "yekini" well-well-o! If I lose this one, I might not be able to afford another - and a duplicate "yekini" is never as good as the original!  Grin Grin
So Kay9 you've finally accepted the name 'YEKINI' Grin
its all good, I don't know about other folks, but as for me I've been thinking, how does people always come up with all these names?
Well whatever its been called, 'Rashidi', 'Ronaldo', 'Tuface', etc Grin Grin Grin  All I know is its a very very vital organ to a man's life believe it or not its bound to be cherished.
top_kin (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #24 on: May 07, 2008, 08:56 AM »

Them don start again???
drrionelli (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #25 on: May 07, 2008, 08:15 PM »

Quote from: bawomolo on April 28, 2008, 04:04 PM
shrink it and it still would be 50 inches. i aint scared
My goodness, bawomolo!  What in the world do you do with something that small?    Grin
Busta (f)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #26 on: May 07, 2008, 08:32 PM »

 :-x Undecided
chrisoml (m)
Re: Penis Theft, Be Warned!
« #27 on: May 08, 2008, 11:54 PM »

Quote from: drrionelli on May 07, 2008, 08:15 PM
My goodness, bawomolo!  What in the world do you do with something that small?    Grin

Am sure that guy must have come from the lineage of horses  Grin Grin Grin
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