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calmguyj (m)
G O A T!
« on: April 26, 2008, 12:46 PM »

A teen once offended his mother, while trying to get his son so as to punish him he ran. Here is conversation between mum and son:
Mum: hey! come here otherwise if I get you with my hands, you'll be in soup,
Son: Please mummy
Mum: If you run again you're a GOAT
And immediately the boy ran away.

Now guys and gals why did the boy run away. Its a riddle, a handsome reward of recharge card awaits the correct answer.
inze (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #1 on: April 26, 2008, 06:16 PM »

the boy na G O A T na
isiimobhio (f)
Re: G O A T!
« #2 on: April 28, 2008, 12:11 PM »

get my recharge card ready because i av d correct answer
isiimobhio (f)
Re: G O A T!
« #3 on: April 28, 2008, 12:12 PM »

he ran away because she tld im that he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. what better ingredient for soup dan a goat.
ifyalways (f)
Re: G O A T!
« #4 on: April 28, 2008, 03:35 PM »

good try.
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #5 on: April 29, 2008, 08:08 AM »

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he ran away because she tld im that he will be in soup and den she told im if he ran away he is a goat. what better ingredient for soup dan a goat.

Supply isiimobhio, u missed it. Out of point try again please
clemcykul
Re: G O A T!
« #6 on: April 29, 2008, 08:17 AM »

i love goat meat
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #7 on: April 29, 2008, 08:44 AM »

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i love goat meat

clemcykul, abeg u don miss road oo
olulu
Re: G O A T!
« #8 on: April 29, 2008, 08:53 AM »




d goat na d boy, d mama na soup,

no, no, i mean,
d soup na d boy, d goat na him mama

abi, maybe,
both o them na goat

or both na soup sef

Grin Grin

lightest (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #9 on: April 29, 2008, 09:52 AM »

the mama na goat killer and the pickin na goat
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #10 on: April 29, 2008, 09:58 AM »

in summary?
lightest (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #11 on: April 29, 2008, 09:59 AM »

u b goat and I be goat killer. So am going to kill you
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #12 on: April 29, 2008, 10:02 AM »

i reckon say na the first poster you dey talk to
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #13 on: April 29, 2008, 10:11 AM »

d question na just simply one when una dey beat about the bush.
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #14 on: April 29, 2008, 10:14 AM »

then answer the damn thing
lightest (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #15 on: April 29, 2008, 10:17 AM »

person wey no dey pass for school na him wan answer this riddle. abeg lets move on jo
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #16 on: April 29, 2008, 10:18 AM »

aiight
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #17 on: April 29, 2008, 10:22 AM »

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then answer the damn thing

Will u pay me if I answer my own riddle, damn this riddle is the most simpliest just think.
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #18 on: April 29, 2008, 10:26 AM »

i'll pay you,don't worry
*payment is a bullet straight in the middle of your arse*
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #19 on: April 29, 2008, 12:28 PM »

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i'll pay you,don't worry
*payment is a bullet straight in the middle of your arse*

oti baje that's why u like 2 dey visit Kuvuki
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #20 on: April 29, 2008, 12:38 PM »

kuvuki is my land and i'm the leader
i still know how to use a gun
clemcykul
Re: G O A T!
« #21 on: April 29, 2008, 12:40 PM »

giv us the answer. or i will use that goat for suya
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #22 on: April 29, 2008, 12:44 PM »

straight and precise
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #23 on: April 29, 2008, 12:52 PM »

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giv us the answer. or i will use that goat for suya

see your mouth its only suya u know how to eat, simple question u can't answer

No correct answer, then nothing from my side. BAM
saucekid (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #24 on: April 29, 2008, 12:54 PM »

who be this?
you're not in the position to make demands
clemcykul
Re: G O A T!
« #25 on: April 29, 2008, 02:11 PM »

*tell him again*

proceeds to burn thread*
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #26 on: April 29, 2008, 02:22 PM »

clemcykul I no fit talk now, I need to prove a point (that am a genius)
folly69 (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #27 on: April 29, 2008, 02:53 PM »

ok jenus wetin b de answer
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #28 on: April 29, 2008, 03:05 PM »

 Shocked
y will I tell u
folly69 (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #29 on: April 29, 2008, 03:08 PM »

ohooo know i c u ar de GOAT abi?
calmguyj (m)
Re: G O A T!
« #30 on: April 29, 2008, 03:10 PM »

 Smiley
Yes I am d G O A T.
olodo
icemann
Re: G O A T!
« #31 on: April 29, 2008, 03:13 PM »

He ran because of the punishment (read the first line)
where is my recharge card?
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