Born In September?find Your Birthmates Here

Hey guys,while we look forward to our respective birthdays,I need for y'all to suggest ways to spice up this thread.
It could be  words of inspiration/encouragement,a new idea/fad,a joke or whatever
as long as it's cool,then by all means let's have it
I'll start by throwing in a joke about this man who had earlier promised his wife that he'd quit drinking

Man comes home late one night and the following convy ensues

Wife:Have you been drinking again?
Husband:Why would you ask me such a question @ this time of the day
Wife:Actually it's night already and the way you're staggering suggest you may be drunk
Husband:Well I had a drink or two but I'm not as think as you drunk I am


Over to you peeps,let's av yours

14th ere!

Hey sauce,is uhm a word of inspiration/encouragement,a new idea/fad or a joke 

By the way,why have we not seen 13th babies,c'mon it's one of the most unique days of any month.
Don't be afraid to rep your birth date because on our flight,we got seat number 13 for y'all

My real name's Water


Anyway to spice up this thread, there're two star signs that fall under the month of September Virgo, the virgin (August 24th through September 23rd)
 and libra, the scales (September 24th through October 23rd)


How to Recognize VIRGO

Source http://mizian.com.ne.kr/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/virgo.htm

Virgo is the sign of the virgin, but you can't take the symbolism too literally. I can assure you that a September birthday is no guarantee of virginity. Although lots of Virgos remain bachelors and spinsters, there are also plenty who finally settle into connubial bliss. They may not do so with any sudden burst of fire and passion, because marriage is not a natural state for the Virginian nature; yet it's surprising how many of them master its teamwork, and they're almost always devoted to their families.

Married or single, it's fairly simple to spot the Virgo in public. For one thing, he won't be making much noise. He's not exactly garrulous, and he'll stand out as a loner. See that gentle, attractive man over there in the comer, with the thesaurus under his arm? The one with the tick-tock mind, clicking away the hours neatly and methodical­ly noticing the smallest details? If you look closely, you can almost see him measuring each minute for what it's worth. He's a Virgo. See that quiet girl with the beautiful, soft eyes, waiting for the bus? Notice her spick-and-span white gloves, her cool manner. She'll have the exact coins for the fare ready in her hand. She wouldn't dream of asking the bus driver to change a five dollar bill. She's a Virgo.

Social gatherings are not the best hunting grounds when you're searching for these perfectionists. You're more like­ly to find them working late at the office than being gre­garious at a cocktail party. It's not easy for Virgos to relax sufficiently to enjoy the carefree social swim, because they're basically uncomfortable in crowds. They some­times make attempts to follow the party routine, through pure frustration, but duty whistles too insistently to allow for much frivolity. Sometimes, Virgo can make Capricorn look like a good-time Harry, and that's really going some. You'll seldom see them blowing bubbles in the air or building castles in the sand. Virgos are too busy to day­dream, and they're usually too tired at night to wish on stars.

Kinda true for moi

Libra would be coming up later.

Hey Uju
welcome aboard,please take your seat and enjoy the flight
Look out for your birthday mates 

How to Recognize LIBRA (September 24th through October 23rd)

http://mizian.com.ne.kr/englishwiz/library/names/zodiac/libra.htm

Librans hate to be rude, yet they'll straighten the crooked picture on your wall and snap off your blaring TV sfft. Librans love people, but they hate large crowds. Like gen&le doves of peace, they go around mediating and patching tip quarrels between others; still they enjoy a good argument themselves. They're goodnatured and pleasant, but th^y can also be sulky, and they balk at taking orders. Libra(is are extremely intelligent. At the same time, they're incredi­bly naive and gullible. They'll talk your ear off, yet they're wonderfully good listeners. Librans are restless people. But they seldom rush or hurry. Are you completely confused? You're not alone. There's a frustrating inconsistency to tl»is Sun sign that puzzles the Ubrans themselves as much S&it does others.

Lots of people will tell you that Libra is all love ai»d beauty and sweetness and light. That's fine, as far as it goes, but it stops a little short of accuracy. It also stops short of Eugene O'Neill. Just because the sign is symbolized by the golden scales of justice, don't ever think that LibraAS are always perfectly balanced. It seems to be a logical deduction. After all, the purpose of scales is to balano®. However, did you ever watch the balancing process on a pair of old-fashioned pharmaceutical scales? The ultimate goal is to get both sides even, but what happens? First o(ie side is low, then the other. Up and down, and they dip until there's perfect balance. Drop into a friendly neighborhood. pharmacy and watch them in action.

Never again will you have a mental picture of a Libran as a calm, perfectly balanced, sweet, gracious and charming individual You'll have a mental picture of a person who has that kind of disposition half the time. The other half of the time, Libra can be annoying, quarrelsome, stubborn, restless, depressed and confused. Libra is first up, then down. He swings one way, then another. Suddenly, like the scaels-perfect balance! It's heavenly. But there is always that period of weighing and dipping before the moment of heavenly balance is achieved.
 

@creamy chick 14 here too

Hi senator,how is the legislative business?
Good you've seen a birthday mate.Congrats
As a senator,I'll see you later for some federal govt contracts oo

 

@rasputtin weekend was fine thank you, how was urs?what made u think i like 2pac?

ok that, yeah. street is serious military my brother, only the soljas survive.hope ure balling aight. keep it real man

As we begin a new week here's wishing all my september peeps the best the week has got to offer.
Whatever you have to do this week,give it your best shot or nothing

Remember,the best time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining

Hey,
Mine is 10th and I love the month.  Do I have any birth mate?

Hello everyone. How are you doing?

oya
make my birthday mate show face now