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Gagnant (m)
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Mine's 15th. Anyone mate here?
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rasputinn (m)
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Bonjour monsieur Gagnant,ca va?
Your username sounds French,welcome aboard anyways
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rasputinn (m)
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"Life is a great big canvas;throw all the paint you can on it"
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jacq (f)
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sept 4 checking in ! looking for nice people to be friends with .
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rasputinn (m)
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Hi Jacqie Welcome on board,please take the aisle seat 4D specially reserved for you. Sit back and enjoy the flight  |
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rasputinn (m)
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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up
a young couple who had been sleeping in the
bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband
turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on
the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he
wants to have sex with you, just go along with it
and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag,
"I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he
just told me he thinks you are really cute!"
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rasputinn (m)
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Now you know where D'banj got the inspiration for that song "why me",of course he heard it from the husband above
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stillwater (f)
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That was funny, rasputinn  How are you doing? |
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rasputinn (m)
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I'm very good,thnx
how bout yourself?
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yanki
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the double 2 day of the month, any mate, u gotta show yourself, missed being a Libra by whiskers.
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stillwater (f)
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I'm very good,thnx
how bout yourself?
I'm good!  Do you make up your own jokes or do you copy and paste other people's works? |
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rasputinn (m)
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I'm good! Do you make up your own jokes or do you copy and paste other people's works? My sista, I have my own jokes,but mostly "propagate" good stuff from other sources However,I guaranty you that if you interact with me closely,you'll discover that it just comes naturally In most cases I hardly even realise that people find stuff I say humorous I'm no comedian though(actually an engr in telecomms),just that I try to take my mind off all the wahala of clients,subbies and staff with jokes and other stuff |
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rasputinn (m)
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@ Stillwater
Oh, by other stuff I meant sports(billiards & snooker,basketball and of football).The repertoir also includes books on leadership,the humanities and faith
Anyways,let's not digress too much.
You looking forward to a swell weekend?
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rasputinn (m)
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the double 2 day of the month, any mate, u gotta show yourself, missed being a Libra by whiskers.
Hi yanki,are you a poet with a bias for tyhe abstract or you just like riddles? I take it your date is Sept 30 right? Whichever it is,you're welcome |
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rasputinn (m)
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Be the change that you want to see in the world
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yanki
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@rasputinn
Poet  can pass for 1, love riddles  yeah! you're right, the double 2, 22nd.
Kinda think I have a blend of Virgo&Libra attributes, though I don't believe in Zodiac signs but the features discussed about them r right.
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amababy (f)
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Hi peeps, mine is sept. 2nd, fellow 2nder, show ASAP ooooo  @ Rasputinn, that joke on ex-convict is da BAAAAAMB!!, your guud jooo, |
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stillwater (f)
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@ Stillwater
Oh, by other stuff I meant sports(billiards & snooker,basketball and of football).The repertoir also includes books on leadership,the humanities and faith
Anyways,let's not digress too much.
You looking forward to a swell weekend? Yup!! I've been bored stiff through out the past weekdays, getting ready to have some fun while shopping!! |
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saucekid (m)
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my birthday mate must show ooo
una hear?
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rasputinn (m)
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Hi peeps, mine is sept. 2nd, fellow 2nder, show ASAP ooooo @ Rasputinn, that joke on ex-convict is da BAAAAAMB!!, your guud jooo, Hi ama,good to see one of the early birds of the month on board.Feel very much @ home please because we got nottin but love for ya I'm glad you liked the joke,thanks Look out for your birthday mate Do have a blessed weekend |
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rasputinn (m)
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my birthday mate must show ooo
una hear?
Ok saucekid,that's it,I'm going into my inner chambers to fast and kabassh for your b/daymates to show wan tam |
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rasputinn (m)
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getting ready to have some fun while shopping!! Hmmmmmmmm,good for you girl |
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yanki
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Top striking month of the 12 playing months of the year (no 9), the first BER month of the year, If you're proud to be a baby of this month, then u gotta show yourself.
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rasputinn (m)
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Helloooooooooo,where's everybody? In church I guess |
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rasputinn (m)
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1st and always the 1st. but always lonley never find true love
Hey wolex,where've you been? If you're always the 1st,u 4 be the first to find true love na(abi u be 2face) Just kidding,good to c ya on the block though Move over to the first class section,kick off your shoes,relax yourself and enjoy the flight |
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rasputinn (m)
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Hi frontview,
In fact with this your name,you deserve to take a tour of the cockpit to really have the frontview
Welcome aboard and look out for your birthday mates,hope you're already thinking of the special thing you'll do for him/her when the time comes
Personally,I'm already compiling a list of peeps I'll have presents for on this thread (using additional criteria)
Just have fun man and a lovely week ahead
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rasputinn (m)
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Hi peeps,here's a little update
Apart from our brovas and sistas born on the following days;2,3,7,12,16,17,18,21,25 to 28 (who we are still expecting to rep their bdates),we already have peeps representing all the other September dates.
Give it up for 29th babies because they're currently the most with 6 fellas,followed by Sept 4th with 3,September 1,9,14 and 15 with 2 each and the rest with 1 rep each
So,what r my remaining September peeps waiting for?c'mon hop on the bandwagon
I tell ya,much fun is guaranteed
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stillwater (f)
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I knew Sept. 13 would be sooo scarce. Talk about uniqueness  , so anytime you see any of us, treat us like the priceless beings we are . Still love my Sept. peeps though  |
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amababy (f)
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Hi ama,good to see one of the early birds of the month on board.Feel very much @ home please because we got nottin but love for ya I'm glad you liked the joke,thanks Look out for your birthday mate Do have a blessed weekend @ Rasputin thanks, didnt get 2 see this early, all da same, hav 4 yourself a beautiful week ahead. am glad 2 b here. and 2 all septarians, lol , hav a wonder-filled week too, |
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