Technology

An American, a Japanese, and a NIGERIAN were sitting naked in the
sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm.
A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his
ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile I have a microchip in
my
hand.
The NIGERIAN, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided
he
had to do something just as impressive.  He steps out of the sauna
and

goes
to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
butt.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
I'm receiving a Fax," he explains.

Hmmm

:d

cool

rotfl
nice one.lol thank heavens i don't shyt,fartsssssssssssss all d way