|
jaymobb (m)
|
i am proud of you for u av done well, mugu.
just get ready to b a fada because there is no juju u can do your sisi don already carry belle
mugu
|
|
|
|
|
|
jilbaby
|
In this era of STDs one has to be very careful, unless you are 100% sure of each other's faithfullness. Beside that using protection helps you avoid situations like this. Anyways, all hope is not lost. First, she has to do a pregnancy test so u can know whether or not she's pregnant. If she doesnt want to go to the hospital, she can do it herself, all you have to do is go to the chemists and buy a pregnancy test kit and a sample bottle, The prescription is there but just for details, she should take her first urine in the morning with the sample bottle and then insert the strip into the urine, if there is one red line it means she is not pregnant and you should apply caution next time but if the red line is two then she definitely is but she can take oxytocin injection, if it's not up to 2weeks. They have it in chemists. I hope you'll learn your lesson if it works.
|
|
|
|
|
|
colove
|
my guy i no fit laugh stop crying over spilt milk my advice for you is that faith like a musta>>>>>>>>>>>>>>seed will turn your sorrow 2 joy.but if eventually it happens please don't dull me o nairalanders must eat rice but i here say rice don cost.silly mistake.your pikin name na boluwatife.
|
|
|
|
|
|
oYaTo (m)
|
guy u be mumu!
u no do your research wella, u just dey plug hole anyhow; now wey yawa gas finish u come dey run about dey find biology text book
that's like putting the cart before the horse.
|
|
|
|
|
|
BTT (m)
|
In Europe, your mates already have up to 3 divorces. . . Baba Boluwatife, you have MY support for the naming ceremony. Ciao.  |
|
|
|
|
|
leirop
|
u are responsible for your actions, but most importantly, u have to dedicate, or re-dedicate your life to JESUS.
|
|
|
|
|
|
xammy (m)
|
ha! ha! ha!  if the result of this round is NEGATIVE, i knw say u go do the thing again. i mean u go still want shop pormo. see your name JOJOMI - your pikin name surpose be JOJOMI JR or if na twins, guys Psquare should be ok GOOD LUCK |
|
|
|
|
|
scientist (m)
|
eeeeyaahhhhhhh, why are u peeps saying that he'll have TWINS? anyway my brother, u just have have to be ready for the good news i only hope u know what that means? |
|
|
|
|
|
chiegemba (f)
|
. . . . . . . . .ROFLMAO. . . . . . . Funny Post with Funnier Replies. . . . @ Poster "Go start takin classes on Parentin not an easy task to support a family though" . . . All D Best!!!   |
|
|
|
|
|
theboy0808 (m)
|
Haha!
Thou shalt not commit fornication.
But you went ahead.
Thy shalt face the music
|
|
|
|
|
|
saucekid (m)
|
commandment 1:tho shall not look at girl
commandment 2:even if thou look at girl,comt ya eyes
commandment 3:if girl gree,run comot
commandment 4:if you no fit run,stay there no do anything
commandment 5:if she comot cloth,close ya eyes
commandment 6:if she open leg,no enter
you had to disobey all these commandments
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
lapagegirl
|
Guy, na wa for you ooooooooooh,
how u tak do am?
anyway take heart. I pray make nothin happen because baby food don cost.
and if she no get pregnant, next time always use play safe
Aids is real, e no de show 4 face.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nwaka77 (f)
|
@ Poster Na you sabi! You should have used protection. What do you want nairaland to do now? Comot your sperm from the girl belle? Were we all in the picture when you were getting busy with the girl several rounds?  |
|
|
|
|
|
Cadet (f)
|
@ Poster Na you sabi! You should have used protection. What do you want nairaland to do now? Comot your sperm from the girl belle? Were we all in the picture when you were getting busy with the girl several rounds? ROTFLMGBO!! |
|
|
|
|
|
rokiatu (f)
|
The title is so funny My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! I think nollywood should copy it for there movie |
|
|
|
|
|
nport (m)
|
interesting, I know a 100% for sure way of making sure she doesn't get pregnant. Don't have sex with her
|
|
|
|
|
|
T0X (m)
|
Mr Man Come u no go SCHOOL?
|
|
|
|
|
|
pumpinz (m)
|
Hi Guy,
You a real man, Such a lucky man indeee, So u dnt kwn there is time for every thing in life it show it is time for u hav the baby once and forall, guy u need to take this as your faith and more promotin will be coming your way.
But make sure u do what to do, asin kwnin the gals family for propare introductn.
takia and hav a luvly day
|
|
|
|
|
|
BillGatesFan (m)
|
Why is life so unfair? Am here begging GOD to help so my girlfriend can concieve and give me a child,and here is a man praying to GOD not to allow his girlfriend get pregnant.
If she get pregnant bring her to me I will accept her and wed her right away. Am not joking 100% serious.
Money is not the problem, I have it, lots of it but pregnancy refuse to come.
|
|
|
|
|
|
GinikAwa (f)
|
I no a trick PUNCH her in her OVERIES next time u have unprotected SEX, |
|
|
|
|
|
PurestBoy (m)
|
@poster,
You life is full of millions shit, You went to carry Biology 0-Level textbook after shagging the poor girl.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
2old4that (m)
|
Mind you guys, the woman body is very dynamic. You can never know it all. It's not always arithmetical.
Anyway, what if they want to abort the pregnancy? What will happen? I wonder o! Most people here are sounding like saints as if they are above mistakes or never been involved in a messy issue before. The guy (poster) only made a mistake like any human beings, and regrets it. My problem is that the poster is stupid for deciding to share his personal problem in the public else. . . |
|
|
|
|
|
nime
|
sorry.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|
|
|
|
|
|
cyriluzo (m)
|
eya!, whateva a man sows he shall reap, why are u praying for crop failure?
|
|
|
|
|
|
dgb4 (m)
|
@jojomi
You are not ready to take responsibilities but u are carried away by its pleasure,
By the way, in whose house did u guys did it, your father's house or your friend's place???
This is medicine after death just pray to God for mercy then come back and tell us the goodnews.
in this case, both results would be good news to us, if she give u a baby, good, if mistakenly she didnt took in, glory be to God
Just wipe your tears, GO HOME AND SIN NO MORE!
|
|
|
|
|
|
ademiller (f)
|
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER
Disaster struck.
ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,
MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT
STARRING
JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)
PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
ademiller (f)
|
billgatesfan are u serious?  |
|
|
|
|
|
jojomi
|
all criticism and advice are noted, but,
|
|
|
|
|
|
saucekid (m)
|
but what?
you've shagged and poured,now dance to the music man
|
|
|
|
|
|
![Nairaland [Nigerian Forum] Home](http://www.nairaland.com/Themes/default/images/english/home.gif)
Author
jojomi jr.jpg (19.66 KB, 480x360 )
