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simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #256 on: April 30, 2008, 04:42 PM »

   
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Nah, it can't be. He doesn't have the guts. Are you trying to cause a fight?  LOL
it was juz a guess Grin Grin

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, u know book
i think my guess is ryt Tongue Tongue
StephenP (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #257 on: April 30, 2008, 04:46 PM »

Quote from: simoen on April 30, 2008, 04:42 PM
i think my guess is ryt Tongue Tongue
Well, I guess so too.
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #258 on: April 30, 2008, 04:50 PM »

By d way Simoen, been wondering, who are u keepin beside u, som1 already special, or som1 that will be special?
simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #259 on: April 30, 2008, 05:00 PM »

hmmm. . . . .

som1 really special Wink Wink Kiss
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Well, I guess so too.
yeah ryt Grin Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #260 on: April 30, 2008, 05:50 PM »

@Poster

Your man enough to screw but your not man enough to have a baby?? Get real, will ya? If your lucky this time, you better stay off sex till your married.  Sad
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #261 on: April 30, 2008, 05:53 PM »

@ Simoen
Lucky him, or her, or,


So who's d kiss 4, me or d lucky one?
simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #262 on: April 30, 2008, 05:59 PM »

sorry kennee, datz 4 d lucky one Tongue Tongue Embarrassed
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #263 on: April 30, 2008, 06:37 PM »

Aww, come on,

oya jus blow only small give me
dgb4 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #264 on: April 30, 2008, 06:59 PM »

@poster
beta start to convince yourself that u are goign to be a father soon
start accepting responsibilities otherwise the girl's parents will get u castrated
kene 20 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #265 on: April 30, 2008, 07:27 PM »

  you re worried about pregnancy! what of HIV? Guy, better go 4 test and if negative, give thanks 2 God. How can  u do the thing without 'rubber'. Any prepare ur self 4 Fatherhood and don't even think of 'D n C' . best of luck ! Huh Huh Lips sealed
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #266 on: April 30, 2008, 08:39 PM »

i never go for long,una don dey fight abi?
funkyeni
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #267 on: April 30, 2008, 11:29 PM »

hey nairalanders, let's show a little love before we crucify him. afterall, no one's without sin.

jojomi, i guess by now she should have done a pregnancy test? So, you can anounce to them that it's negative inorder for them to leave you alone.

But nairalanders, we are very mean o!! I don't envy the guy at all.
sun_temi (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #268 on: April 30, 2008, 11:57 PM »

 
Quote from: funkyeni on April 30, 2008, 11:29 PM
hey nairalanders, let's show a little love before we crucify him. afterall, no one's without sin.

jojomi, i guess by now she should have done a pregnancy test? So, you can anounce to them that it's negative inorder for them to leave you alone.

But nairalanders, we are very mean o!! I don't envy the guy at all.
 

 This guy na Apost. Paul brother, well it nice to be good. @ Poster see don't let that bother you much.  See that's an achievement it will allow you to see ur great grand children since you re just 25, all u have toi do is be prayerful always ask God for long life also remember to tell God to make ur children wise so that they too can impregnant a lady at the age of 23. That will make you seev your great grand children at a young age. You know kids love playing football with their grand parent but yours is even better because by then you will be a "GREAT GRAND PA" congratulations big bro.
 
 
tipsy289 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #269 on: May 01, 2008, 09:16 AM »

so why are u askin us for advice(ur 25 and i believe ur not stupid), grow up and be a man, simple
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #270 on: May 01, 2008, 09:43 AM »

@ poster
you did the shaggin,now do the daddying Grin
lanryfunky
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #271 on: May 01, 2008, 10:52 AM »

FIND OUT HOW MUCH THEY SELL PAMPERS AND BABY FOOD NOW BECAUSE SHE IS ALREADY PREGNANT, FOOD WEY PERSON NO WAN CHOP,PERSON NO DEY SMELL AM, U ARE SUCH A NUT, AFTER U DON BULALA UR BABE FINISH,U DEY ASK US FOR SOLUTION, WHY U NO COME before U BALALA AM,

God is a merciful God,that is why HE will just give u TWINS and not TRIPLETS, Congrats DUDE
simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #272 on: May 01, 2008, 10:57 AM »

 
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you re worried about pregnancy! what of HIV? Guy, better go 4 test and if negative, give thanks 2 God.

FOR GOD SAKE, THIS IS HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE DIDNT PICK HER from D STREET. . . HAAA ABEG. . . don't CRUCIFY HIM OOOOH.
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Aww, come on,

oya jus blow only small give me
 


OYa take   Kiss Kiss Kiss. . . .your head don dey big now abi?
fitz26ben
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #273 on: May 01, 2008, 11:11 AM »

Old boy no worry yourself, plenty people dey for naija wey stress and 9-9 work no let fit born pickin, now u don score, na to accept the result in good faith. Afterall aside the fact say u fit don buy free gono, you still fit don distribute free Cyfi,  U sef, ur body too hot, u just cock and u fire, u be police wey do accidental discharge. Agbaya, abeg make you face the father hood jare,
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #274 on: May 01, 2008, 11:37 AM »

@ simoen
why wont we crucify him?AIDS no dey show for face
he did the shagging. . . . let him do the daddying
simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #275 on: May 01, 2008, 11:42 AM »

y will u crucify him. . . .  Huh Huh una own too much sef Undecided
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #276 on: May 01, 2008, 11:47 AM »

i go crucify am. . . no stop me
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #277 on: May 01, 2008, 01:19 PM »

Quote from: simoen on May 01, 2008, 10:57 AM
 

OYa take   Kiss Kiss Kiss. . . .your head don dey big now abi?

Oh, thank u thank u, actually my head don reduce now, l dey go store those kisses 4 my hidden memories page 4 my brain
faa (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #278 on: May 01, 2008, 01:52 PM »

I've been following this thread for sometime now and I keep on coming back to it. Gosh! you guys are not even showing him a little bit of mercy.

Imagine the poor dude coming to nairaland of all places for advice on something that common sense could have avoided. LOOOOOOOOL!

@ poster

I'm sorry for you. I personally think you are screwed ( I can't believe you said insemination was not done inside. OLODO!)

See your situation as an example to all the coconut heads out there who think they are too smart!

Nothing anybody can do or say now will help you. eh ya! kpele! God be with you!

dee02 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #279 on: May 01, 2008, 04:18 PM »

Has your girlfriend started vomiting yet?
if she hasnt then you may be impotent, hence you can keep shag/ging her bareback!
ademiller (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #280 on: May 01, 2008, 05:21 PM »

is this dude still cryin over spilled sperm?

men take it like a man

ur indeed a PAPPY Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #281 on: May 01, 2008, 05:53 PM »

he did the shagging~the pouring~now he should do the fathering Grin
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #282 on: May 01, 2008, 05:55 PM »

Yeeeeee:  My GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT, please HELP
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #283 on: May 01, 2008, 06:11 PM »

do you want to create a new thread for that? Grin
Kennee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #284 on: May 01, 2008, 06:22 PM »

Thot about it after posting that, think it'll be anotha good round of yabbing?

lolllllllllll
Saipro (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #285 on: May 01, 2008, 06:36 PM »

What the heck is wrong with you people, the guys especially. A fair percentage of the hypocritical ones dissing and yabbing the poor fella have rounds and bouts of unprotected sex with at least a girl. Many practice male "prostitution", if only they don't collect cash (a few do anyway). How many "wash-outs", "D&C" and "MVA" have these girls had for you? Feeding on this guys naivety, you wolf on him relentlessly (and shamelessly, if I may add).

Truth be told, ol' boy, we all live with the consequences of our sins and STIs should be prime on your mind. Pregnancy is a natural consequence for what you've done. It's not a disease, it's God's plan for human perpetuation. You may however take solace in the fact that up to 13% of pregnancies may abort themselves spontaneously even before the woman is aware of being pregnant. You can pray, wish and hope. You ought however to arm yourself for the possibility that the presumed pregnancy may become a reality (it's not pregnancy until you've had confirmation of some sort).

It's been a while now. Be in constant touch with the girl to know the trends. Arm yourself with a little more knowledge on the topic so the earliest signs aren't missed. Or take a shortcut and have a do a pregnancy test. The outcome will determine which path you must follow. Or alternate courses to take.

Good luck. Be careful next time around (if there happens to be a next time around).
hilli666 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #286 on: May 01, 2008, 07:02 PM »

I have seen the vision ojagajagajagayeahpoobalalalalallll,  yebariaba swagaswaga. The first one or the twins is a bouncing baby boy, YOU SHALL NAME TAIWO,  Yebariaba swagaswage plus congwaso, The second one is a bouncing baby girl, YOU SHALL NAME  NIKE , OR REEBOK, OR SPALDING. The choice my son is yours.


Next time use rubber tie the tin weli weli
hilli666 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #287 on: May 01, 2008, 07:04 PM »

Ohh before i forget. For my services you owe me 2 kolanut, I gaurd of Palmwine. And one nigth with your girlfriend (optional)
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