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scofield (m)
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*looks at topic,laughs and walks away*
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ferdiii (m)
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Hey guys, forget it with this condom advice. It is good we condomise oh but original is original. When u win the trust of your chick or guy, u wish u never use a rubber. Some folks kick it out aftr first round while thrusting is on. You want to feel the real skin.Our parents enjoyed this thing skin to skin.
I guess apart from STDs and preganacies, condom won't go for N1 sef. Hey guys I heard one of p-squares shagged his 35-yr-0ld chick and she is with child. You see, nature can't be smothered all the time. But if a chick wants your baby, u either quit the affair or stop shagging her.
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goshen360 (m)
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At Ovulation, even a small drop can impregnate the girl, u and your girl frd had not gone through sex education very well, i am sure she come back with good news that she is pregnant at the end of a month.
Get ready, some times, mistakes can turn to miracle
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D-reloaded (f)
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buy postinor 2 (its a morning after pill that must be taken within 72 hours). you can find it at any chemist. its completely legit/safe /nafdac approved. cheers Is that what they call it in Nigeria? Called Plan B here. Stephen if oyb is referring to Plan B then No it's not an abortion pill as Plan B doesnt cause abotions, it thickens the utertine walls so it becomes too thick for the eggs to be planted. If you are already pregnant, plan B doesnt work . |
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dee02 (m)
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419 man go halla "yeah i don hammer"
When you were at the peak of enjoyment you choose to c/u/m recklessly inside the girl ABUNA, not once but several times (KAI YOU WICKED OO WEN YOU NEVA MARRY HER!)
Now your eyes don clear, u dey read book on OVULATION as if say u want write biology exam
your now shitting yourself
If your a big boy - enough to carry your patonga put for the girl kini, then be big enough to deal with it, AFTERALL NAIRALAND NO GATHER FOLLOW You KNACK THE PONMO!
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welli (f)
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Get ready, some times, mistakes can turn to miraclei like this statement.poster, this might jst be your miracle nd you're runnin away frm it.u berra grab it wi 2 hans
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StephenP (m)
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Is that what they call it in Nigeria? Called Plan B here.
Stephen if oyb is referring to Plan B then No it's not an abortion pill as Plan B doesnt cause abotions, it thickens the utertine walls so it becomes too thick for the eggs to be planted. If you are already pregnant, plan B doesnt work .
If it's Plan B, I guess it's cool. But isn't it too late to use it? I mean, it's been about 2 weeks now since they had unprotected sex. |
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eudio (f)
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u need to be flogged and seriously,
right from this very minute, i will continue to fast and pray for your babe make she carry belle,
so that next time, nobody go tell u. spoil pikin wey no dey hear word
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kalmebad (f)
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@topic Haba, sex without condom sweet pass if the two people are faithful and have tested HIV free why all man dey blame the poor boy , Condom Condom  Anyway sha, boy just go soak your chaplet for water and pray without ceasing At younger age, u should have known better to avoid than coming with all d alarm What can you do?? am stil wondering You EVENTUALLY MAY BECOME A FATHER, EMBRACE IT AND GOODLUCK |
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obyann (f)
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Congratulations!!! Expectant father! |
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Scopium (m)
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It's amazingly stupid that people don't think of protection during sex  . If you are lucky she'll only get pregnant, if not, then you are already HIV+
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oranges (m)
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Sorry ooh! Why should you in the 1st place have an unprotected sex when you know that you are not ready to carry the load? it is your cross, so you have to carry it. - - - -HIV, STD, PREGO etc
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Naturej
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ABBA!How culd u do this 2 yourself, aven't u heard of zip up or abstinence till u're married.i don't know what to say 2 u-----u worked wit your emotions and nt your brain.My brother take heart and face d music.If she's indeed pregnant please dn't opt 4 an abortion----,start getting books on fatherhood,it wil help u.i'm prayin for you----because God still cares about u.
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Scopium (m)
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Can you imagine, he's only concerned about pregnancy not thinking about STDs. May God have mercy on his infected body, Amen.
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ibkaye (f)
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they come in all sizes and colors
you can even call them rubbers
you can stretch 'em over your head
just can't wear 'em when your dead
cave men had 'em long ago
clinton wears 'em when women say "lets go"
(chorus)
open the package take it out
squeeze the tip holler and shout
when erect pull it over privates
rock the house make love to your venus
find 'em in the glove box of your car
buy 'em in the bathroom of the bar
ask your father he's got a drawer full
ask your friend because he's so cool
(chorus)
condoms are your friend till the end
condoms are not considered a sin
condoms come after the first kiss
condoms keep you kidless
(chorus)
after you've kissed check all around
oh my god not a condom to be found
now that your dates gone sour
you'll have to run home & take a cold shower
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dee02 (m)
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ABBA!How culd u do this 2 yourself, aven't u heard of zip up or abstinence till u're married.i don't know what to say 2 u-----u worked wit your emotions and nt your brain.My brother take heart and face d music.If she's indeed pregnant please dn't opt 4 an abortion----,start getting books on fatherhood,it wil help u.i'm prayin for you----because God still cares about u.
Pastor Tuberculosis (T.B.) Joshua thank you for the sermon! |
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websmillio (m)
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Oh God,
Save that baby.
Let them get married.
And let them make more babies.
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jojomi
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but please note the statement i made, in the last paragraph
the inseminationm is not inside d virginal, it dropped outside it,
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uspry1 (f)
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but please note the statement i made, in the last paragraph
the inseminationm is not inside d virginal, it dropped outside it,
The insemination drops outside of or near vagina, the sperm itself CAN SWIM FERIOUSLY into the hole of vagina in order get pregnant! |
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bawomolo (m)
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Oh God,
Save that baby.
Let them get married.
And let them make more babies.
ridiculous |
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D-reloaded (f)
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If it's Plan B, I guess it's cool. But isn't it too late to use it? I mean, it's been about 2 weeks now since they had unprotected sex.
Yea the moron waited too long |
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kaydee01
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jojomi now, very soon u ll be called papa bomboy or baba Abi_girl
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yinkuso08
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lol, First of all, u don't seem to value your life. What happened with you using protection. That aside, goodluck with your title. If you are lucky, you will get your wish or you may just be the new daddy in town in January 2009.  |
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bluespice (f)
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u know what came to mind as i saw the topic? " THEN DONT FUCK HER DUH!!" NOW You HAVE TELL US IN 9 MONTHS WHEN UR DOING THE NAMIND CEREMONY
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ofurufu
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Olohun mun ooo!!!!! ooobiii!!!!
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Dodnextris
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Repent now or you will have to pay the full price which you probably can not afford now!! hell fire, pampers and baby food.
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ampie
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Iam sorry but it :(was peculiar of your girlfriend to tell you about her periods date at the end of the day.  and iguess that nothing can be done now but plzzz do not abort the baby. anyway both of you're now at a age when people r generally indepent so i hope you to get married |
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ken82 (m)
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O Boy you shouldn't had screwed in the first place
or you should have done it with condom
you don't want her pregnant
what do you want us to do now
just pray to God thats all
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Builder
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I really don't know why this newly disvirgined boys come to nairaland to voice their fears about pregnancy, the time wey una dey mess una call me for set? thank ya God say u get choice of been a gay atleast gays don't get pregnant and we wont be having this nasty thread .
let someone start a new thread i beg
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ampie
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maybe the idea of getting married will sound ridiculous but still i guess thats the only eway to getout of this mess.I partly understand your situation .genuinely sorry buddy  |
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