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saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #320 on: May 03, 2008, 08:59 PM »

so na
JoyceAgim (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #321 on: May 03, 2008, 10:12 PM »

 Grin  Guy u done try,infact more grease to ur elbow.i hail oooooooooo.bros abeg u be real man,when u dey score the goal u no know,now result don come u dey shake.bros abeg carry ur responsibility.
Eclairs
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #322 on: May 04, 2008, 07:19 AM »

Aids no dey show for person face.
akara (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #323 on: May 04, 2008, 11:53 AM »


one day monkey go go market and I'm no dey return. 
Jojomi congratulations,

I hear the cry of triplets.
jaata (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #324 on: May 04, 2008, 06:18 PM »

Bad move bro. We have all been there before. but know it might be too late. You gotta strap on these days.
oyebode ba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #325 on: May 04, 2008, 11:33 PM »

oh Boy don't be exraordinary foolish because mere searching 4 ur way of understanding u let me realise that u are above 20 years of age but in d olding days people strongly believe that age of 40yrs and u are nt wise definitely u are fool 4eva.we are in computer age now which i believe things are drastically change to modern life.for u to av done it that way oh boy am advising u to carry ur cross acording to ur foolishness measurement.''A FOOL AT 40 AT OLDING DAYS IS A FOOL 4EVER''WHILE PRESENTLY,A FOOL AT 20 AT COMPUTER AGE IS NOW A FOOL 4EVER'', SORRY BABA TINUKE,BABA FUNMITO,BABA BUKOLA.
naijabelle
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #326 on: May 05, 2008, 01:56 AM »

then don't have sex with your girlfriend.
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #327 on: May 05, 2008, 02:09 AM »

@poster,

its been few days now . . .so, did u guys confirm if she's preggers or not?
ademiller (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #328 on: May 05, 2008, 11:13 AM »

He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

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GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

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nana (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #329 on: May 05, 2008, 11:15 AM »

Quote from: ademiller on May 05, 2008, 11:13 AM
He was a boy,
She was a girl,
He was 25
She was only 22
They were shagmates,
They shagged one cold night
Over shagging sef
Then, they forgot the RUFF RYDER

Disaster struck.

ADEMILLER INVESTMENT AND MOVIES PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS,

MY GIRLFRIEND MUST NOT GET PREGNANT

STARRING

JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY NAIRALANDERS ( FOR THE NKO OMO)

PART 2 COMING SOON, GRAB YOUR COPY
NOW! NOW!! NOW!!!!


PART 2 IS OUT ALREADY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TITLE : MY GIRLFRIEND SURELY GOT PREGNANT
STARING
JOJOMI
GIRLFRIEND
SPECIAL APPERANCE BY NAIRALANDERS AGAIN O

PRODUCED BY ADEMILLER
EDITED BY ADEMILLER

THIS IS DA BOMB


lmao
dhuny
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #330 on: May 05, 2008, 02:19 PM »

'several times'!!?,  men, i like you!
without protection?
if she doesnt get pregnant then,
you had better be 'shootin blanks' babyy!
Scopium
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #331 on: May 05, 2008, 03:02 PM »

You can name him Scopium, that will bring blessings
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #332 on: May 05, 2008, 03:31 PM »

you'll be the assistant godpappy Grin
blaquie
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #333 on: May 05, 2008, 03:40 PM »

My guy i feel for you sha o,just pray she doesnt get pregnant sha, because if it works out, i will supply the pampers for the first 2 months.

Happy fatherhood
plankton
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #334 on: May 05, 2008, 05:24 PM »

Quote from: JoyceAgim on May 03, 2008, 10:12 PM
Grin Guy u done try,infact more grease to your elbow.i hail oooooooooo.bros abeg u be real man,when u dey score the goal u no know,now result don come u dey shake.bros abeg carry your responsibility.


No bi only grease to the elbow, this one na more grease on the privates.

Fire on my bros
T@meD0 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #335 on: May 05, 2008, 06:24 PM »

This thread never die?
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #336 on: May 05, 2008, 06:26 PM »

Quote from: T@meD0 on May 05, 2008, 06:24 PM
This thread never die?

apparently not! Undecided
welli (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #337 on: May 05, 2008, 06:32 PM »

Quote from: T@meD0 on May 05, 2008, 06:24 PM
This thread never die?
xactly what i was going to post before i saw urs
dutty (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #338 on: May 05, 2008, 06:42 PM »

abeg make the thread no die yet o, haba! we need to hear the goodnews first now
@poster
my guy ur seed suppose to don dey germinate by now na, the tin never still ripe?
please tell us abeg , don't be shy.
dgb4 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #339 on: May 05, 2008, 06:57 PM »

@ poster
How much do u love her?
being now to try to make yourself  compatible with her for short or long term marriage
because her parents will soon bring her to leave with u for further services.
ishaahamed (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #340 on: May 05, 2008, 07:03 PM »

loooooooooooooo you are funny.how wil you do that Cool Cool Cool Cool
swit hart (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #341 on: May 05, 2008, 09:31 PM »

u get time o, anyhow sha congrats, u are going 2 be d father of triplets. if u don't have d idea of what 2 name them, u can contact me. like i said earlier CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![


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pmann (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #342 on: May 06, 2008, 02:01 AM »

Guy you don't have control at all. Are you telling me that you couldn't pull out your stupid privates before ejaculation.
You can make love to a lady you trust without any protection and not even a drop of sperm will go inside when you
have proper control of your self. In your own case may be that was the first time you did it, thus you where so excited
to be on top of a woman. It is so easy to bring out your privates before ejaculation. The rate when you take hammer the
babe from all indication, that girl if she born low well well na 4 big, strong and uncontrollable babies na she go born.
your name must enter guiness book of record(father that gave birth to quadruplets at 16 years old). you even gather mind come paste this can topic. I am even sure that you are up to 16 years. Na big waste pipe you be,  Lips sealed Embarrassed Cry
jennyjatt
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #343 on: May 06, 2008, 12:49 PM »

merry fatherhood!
Enough of the jokes, lets get serious

@ the poster face it
you're only concerned bout pregnancy what bout s.t.d(s)
i don't wish u that but i wonder whats in sex that u couldn't just wait for the right time to have it.
the truth, there is 71%  possibility of her being pregnant.
i hate to say this but the only remedy is abortion(which happens to be a sin). i wont advice u to go for it[size=8pt
i think u and your girl should go see a doc for advice and test. also your pastor for counseling.
please don't leave her alone, she needs u now, two heads are better than one.

if she is not pregnant:
thank your God and still go for medical check up.
get enough education on birth control, use condom, stick to one partner. i prefer abstinence
if you don't care about your life, please do care about the unborn child (think about it).

to others
they are different ways to pleasure your girl/boy friend.
it mustn't be sex
you don't have to think of sex whenever u are going to visit your partner.
please lets make nigerian a better place.

SOUNDS LIKE AN INSURMOUNTABLE TASK,
BUT IF You TRY, AND I TRY, AND WE GET OUR FRIENDS TO TRY,
I THINK WE CAN ALL STOP OUR GIRLFRIEND, SISTERS, FUTURE MOTHERS
FROM GETTING PREGNANT. READY, SET, GO!
the truth is always bitter
LUDALOOLO
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #344 on: May 06, 2008, 02:01 PM »

Seun i don't know what this forum is for to assist each other or to talk shit about each other. The guy ask for a help almost every one not even one of the reply i read can help him. This forum is suppose to be educative and infomative, If u don't have anything to say that will help the poor boy is better for you not to say anything that add more to his problem. My guy no mind them na WARRI POKO dey talk so if na true say ur pakus don carry make u go hospital to do D&C for her no shit no give her pill to take oo, then make u come tell overall (God) to forgive you nd your babe. My advice na make u no dey do am without condom again ok. Warri poko aka Luda

Sorry my reply late small
sexxxxy (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #345 on: May 06, 2008, 02:28 PM »

Quote from: LUDALOOLO on May 06, 2008, 02:01 PM
Seun i don't know what this forum is for to assist each other or to talk shit about each other. The guy ask for a help almost every one not even one of the reply i read can help him. This forum is suppose to be educative and infomative, If u don't have anything to say that will help the poor boy is better for you not to say anything that add more to his problem. My guy no mind them na WARRI POKO dey talk so if na true say your pakus don carry make u go hospital to do D&C for her no shit no give her pill to take oo, then make u come tell overall (God) to forgive you nd your babe. My advice na make u no dey do am without condom again ok. Warri poko aka Luda

Sorry my reply late small

what exactly do u want us to do for him?Solve the crime?
pmann (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #346 on: May 06, 2008, 03:26 PM »

My bros, no body is mocking you. We are only making you to face reality. It is natural that when someone makes a mistake he/she should be allowed to pass through some pains before talking of solution. so that he/she would not make such a mistake again. My guy don't allow any body deceive into committing a sin that will ever trouble you all the rest of your life. My dear friend things just don't happen, they happen for certain reasons that are not known to anyone but God. I don't know why you are just troubling your self over nothing. there are things that you can't change. everything in life is fated allow fate to decide. You don't even know what the child will become in future, that is if your babe eventually gets pregnant. the ways of God is far different from that of men. thinking of abortion is like moving from the fry pan to the fire. Don't even think about it. Just pray for forgiveness. Use your brain, for a man can never be rewarded for having a brain but for using it. Just take care and don't forget once beating 2 trillion times shy.
simoen (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #347 on: May 06, 2008, 03:51 PM »

i sure say d guy don kpei. . . . . . . .

nairalanders don kill him. . . . .
@ poster can u please tell us what is happenin now( if she is pregnant or not) so that this thread will end abeg  Embarrassed Embarrassed
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #348 on: May 06, 2008, 04:10 PM »

hehehehe
pmann (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #349 on: May 06, 2008, 04:46 PM »

Quote from: simoen on May 06, 2008, 03:51 PM
i sure say d guy don kpei. . . . . . . .

nairalanders don kill him. . . . .
@ poster can u please tell us what is happenin now( if she is pregnant or not) so that this thread will end abeg  Embarrassed Embarrassed

when a mother beats her child with one of hand she brings him/her closer with the order hand. Enough of all this insult. His not the first person who has made this kind of mistake and definately will not be the last. Please just let him be if you don't have any solution for him.
annboga (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #350 on: May 06, 2008, 05:13 PM »

wassup dude,u are going to be a father.just accept that fact
                                                  papa nah boy.
Cloverbabx (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #351 on: May 06, 2008, 05:40 PM »

Hello,
I was reading your post it rather sound dumb to me. First I want to now how old are you and your level of education. If you are worried about your girlfriend getting pregnant may should have thought about the alternatives, like condom, morning after pill or oral sex.
Please don't listen to the fools asking you to fast and pray, God has nothing to do with stuff like this, that why he has provided you with alternatives.
If she becomes pregnant, that's the consequence of your ignorance, embrace fatherhood!
Good luck!
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