My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!

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emmeno (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #416 on: May 18, 2008, 04:30 PM »

This thread still never end. Adjournment please, till 2009 for Eko-Omo
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #417 on: May 18, 2008, 05:25 PM »

case dismissed!
jennykadry (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #418 on: May 18, 2008, 06:05 PM »

not until i say so
welli (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #419 on: May 18, 2008, 06:08 PM »

so this topic still exists Huh Shocked mr poster its past one month now.can we knw d result? Huh Undecided
RampantT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #420 on: May 18, 2008, 06:10 PM »

Quote from: welli on May 18, 2008, 06:08 PM
so this topic still exists Huh Shocked mr poster its past one month now.can we knw d result? Huh Undecided
he probably committed suicide by now
welli (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #421 on: May 18, 2008, 06:13 PM »

hahah.considering d fact that its possible d babe got pregnant abi
RampantT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #422 on: May 18, 2008, 06:13 PM »

Quote from: welli on May 18, 2008, 06:13 PM
hahah.considering d fact that its possible d babe got pregnant abi
lol!
emmeno (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #423 on: May 18, 2008, 06:18 PM »

Quote from: jennykadry on May 18, 2008, 06:05 PM
not until i say so


 easy now, no be u get the belle now. Huh
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #424 on: May 18, 2008, 06:39 PM »

if na she,we no go even see her leg here
gpowered79 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #425 on: May 19, 2008, 03:12 PM »

Hello Nairaland,
Guys u want kill person with laugh,u guys are too much .
Lets us pray that the worst didn't happen.i love u all for making me laugh so much.
Gaga from warri Delta state.
welli (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #426 on: May 19, 2008, 03:21 PM »

welcome to d family.this land flows wit milk nd honey.


saucekid how far?
Emad (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #427 on: May 19, 2008, 03:36 PM »

Jojomi so what is the result?
Boy or girl?
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #428 on: May 19, 2008, 04:58 PM »

@ welli
i'm good
how u dey?

@ emad
na hermaphrodite
favcom (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #429 on: May 19, 2008, 05:20 PM »

Quote from: saucekid on May 19, 2008, 04:58 PM

na hermaphrodite

Hey Sauce, so u be godpapa of a hermaphrodite? God bless you jare! Grin
ty4eva (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #430 on: May 21, 2008, 04:52 PM »

Lol hmmmmmmmmmmm
this is indeed funny and ridiculous, i want to beleive you are not playing on our intelligence. You must have had sex with your girl before and you took precautions, so i presume you know what to do

Anyway, always USE A CONDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to protect yourself from STD and unwanted pregnancy You are warned!
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #431 on: May 21, 2008, 07:20 PM »

chai
the guy has been bastardised even before baby come
nolio (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #432 on: May 23, 2008, 06:51 AM »

[[i]b]i advise u to both go to a hospital for pregnancy test.its only the doctors report that can decide for now.if she refuses,its either shes nervous or doesnt want to be discovered.most girls do these to tie a guy down or to extort money for him for antenatal test e.t.c which isnt true.[/b][/i]
Emad (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #433 on: May 23, 2008, 09:39 AM »

Just in case you need help MR Poster

I know a good Babalawo who can carry out good abortions with bycicle spooks  Grin
so in case you are hard up you can always come to me, i like to do Charity where the need arises,

if the infant king / queen is already born, Still not to worry, i will petition the Senat to pass a bill for the "killing of all first children up to two years of age "  Grin
favcom (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #434 on: May 23, 2008, 09:48 AM »

OK! OK!! OK!!!
CASE DISMISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The poster don kpai (committed suicide) and the girlfriend has a triplet  Grin Grin Grin
Taiwo20 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #435 on: May 23, 2008, 12:29 PM »

O boy na wa for you sef. Didn't you think about [b][/b]"it" when you where doing it .Anyway the advice I have for you is to pray and expect the outcome because that the only thing you can do now Grin


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emmeno (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #436 on: May 23, 2008, 12:33 PM »

Naira-News:

This is to inform the members of this lovely Land that flows with milk and honey about the sudden disapperance of its beloved and most dumbest member Jojomi who somtime last month came here and screamed "My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant" (as if we do am with am). According to an eye witness, Jojomi was last seen at Oshodi market buying a strong new rope (for suicide purpose we think) and also called an Electrician to fix the ceiling fan.
We've been trying to contact him through his phone, and all we hear is "this number doesnt exist on the Glo mobile network"(very strange). So if you owe him any money please contact the adminis-traitor for further instruction, but if he owes u some money please try your best to remind God about it when praying.
Now we are not saying he's dead but we are just contemplating on the possibility of Suicide.

Any information about him would be rewarded by the mother of his Triplet.

Reporter: Emmeno, for Nairaland Grin
oge baby (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #437 on: May 23, 2008, 02:56 PM »

if your girlfriend must not get pregnant why sleeping with her, it is too late
there not to do with the condition only you should happen your home in a good way
veing baby is bad only she is too small i call it under age. love in sex is hoting a lot of youngs girl and boys
please take it easy. and have the unborn baby. because baby comes from God.
favcom (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #438 on: May 23, 2008, 03:27 PM »

Quote from: emmeno on May 23, 2008, 12:33 PM
Naira-News:

This is to inform the members of this lovely Land that flows with milk and honey about the sudden disapperance of its beloved and most dumbest member Jojomi who somtime last month came here and screamed "My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant" (as if we do am with am). According to an eye witness, Jojomi was last seen at Oshodi market buying a strong new rope (for suicide purpose we think) and also called an Electrician to fix the ceiling fan.
We've been trying to contact him through his phone, and all we hear is "this number doesnt exist on the Glo mobile network"(very strange). So if you owe him any money please contact the adminis-traitor for further instruction, but if he owes u some money please try your best to remind God about it when praying.
Now we are not saying he's dead but we are just contemplating on the possibility of Suicide.

Any information about him would be rewarded by the mother of his Triplet.

Reporter: Emmeno, for Nairaland Grin

Emmeno, looks like you'll be good for my upcoming satelite TV station, let me know how I can hire you and stop wasting your talent for a dumb post by one yeye jojomi
emmeno (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #439 on: May 23, 2008, 03:38 PM »

Quote from: favcom on May 23, 2008, 03:27 PM
Emmeno, looks like you'll be good for my upcoming satelite TV station, let me know how I can hire you and stop wasting your talent for a dumb post by one yeye jojomi

Ok let me know when u are ready, then holla me on my zelo 8 zelo, and dun worry i aint expensive. Grin Grin Grin
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #440 on: May 23, 2008, 08:03 PM »

uhm
onyinye2 (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #441 on: May 24, 2008, 12:18 AM »

Wow i thought people got smarter as they aged. I guess not Undecided
akpeteshi (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #442 on: May 24, 2008, 01:04 AM »

I am new on this website, Ol boy if you no wan belle why you dey chook. As you were doing and doing you no know say he get consequences?
Esss (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #443 on: May 24, 2008, 01:07 AM »

Muhahahah   Grin
nolio (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #444 on: May 24, 2008, 07:54 AM »

hey emad,taht isnt a good advice for a guy in trouble.u encourage him into crime.abortion hasnt been legalised.besides we are talking life here.what if she dies form the abortion. Angry
saucekid (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #445 on: May 24, 2008, 11:43 AM »

how that one concern us?
no be him go do?
scantee (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #446 on: May 24, 2008, 12:18 PM »

eudio

abi u no no say girls tell lies in this kind of a thing

shine your eyes
OpeLovely (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #447 on: May 24, 2008, 05:14 PM »

Where is the poster?

Let us know whether you are a proud father now, considering the fact that its been a month ago since the lovey dovey incident.
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