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dutty (m)
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she don carry belle ,SHAKARA DON END O!  @poster even if u dischared outside her totex, some spermatozoa stilll come out in smaller amounts during the love making process and those guys are enof to get her pumped up. anyway, i grieve with u at this period of your life, even if its supposed to be a tin of joy. i fit give u one baba number for ijebu, u fit call am up, he'll def. have a solution for u.DELAY IS DANGEROUS O! what a world we are living in--------some people dey find belle make them born pikin at all cost, others dnt want it.  |
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bij07 (f)
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she is already pregnant with triplet ;)congrates baba ibeta
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bij07 (f)
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she is pregnant already with triplets and don't try an abortion or else the triplets will turn to one baby with three face |
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A-40 (m)
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@jojomi You never hear of Magnums or even the cheapest of them all Gold Circle |
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esitekom (f)
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Na wa for u my guy, in this day and age u dey shine congo without protection. Just forget about advice, e no go do anything for you at this stage. Go do introduction and prepare for juniors(them fit reach 6 oh!)
congrats man.
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Akan (m)
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I believe the baby is going to be a boy, let me suggest a name how about erm. . . CHINEDU (Gods will/wish) |
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chisimdi (f)
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I can't help bt laff, what 'll u xpect if u dn't use 'CD'.
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Kennee (m)
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Post from his_grace
Jojomi -
I don't know what to tell you -
If you don't want her to get pregnant - you have to do what mathematicians call - negative plus negative = negative.
So when next she comes around - reach for your ding dong di ck and insert it into her slit wide wet oily pussy and rub your di ck in between her big dinghy boobs as you wipe your tongue all over her face and twist her nipples until she screams, after you have done - that - then pour your akamu inside - after some pumping action - legs raised in the air - you can tie it to the bed post - and then come back here for more advice.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
But seriously, wetin this guy want us to do na? Ok
l know one Babalawo near my street, 2mor early morning, come around my house with
2 black native fowls,
1 Cockroach egg,
1 Ilorin Lizard left eye,
3 Malu armpit hair,
2 Ekpan flies,
l go tell u d rest when we meet
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Radiant (f)
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Mind you guys, the woman body is very dynamic. You can never know it all. It's not always arithmetical.  Anyway, what if they want to abort the pregnancy? What will happen? |
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D-reloaded (f)
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Mind you guys, the woman body is very dynamic. You can never know it all. It's not always arithmetical. Anyway, what if they want to abort the pregnancy? What will happen?abi? Not sure why everyone is screaming 'don't abort the baby", wetin be their concern |
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ariblaze (m)
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@post
where can i direct
my contributions with respect to diapers
seriously for all we know she isnt pregnant, only time would reveal
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OLADO (m)
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Haaaaaaaaaaa Brossssee u na wel done . What has been done is done. PREPARE 4 D FUTURE. Abeg no think ABORTION O!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See no be only don make that kin mistake and no b u go b d last. Best of Luck Hint On d Baby's name- Godwin, God'stime, God'spikin. |
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cixluv (f)
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@ poster junior papa or papa juniorchoose one. |
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bawomolo (m)
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prevention is better than cure.
prevention- birth control
cure- abortion
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acampahr
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wait till say 9mths, u wil know. lol
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KollyJay
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Wao friend, am also exactly your age. I don't think am ready to be a dad now, lol
Yeah, the deal is done already! 2 things
1. Tell HIM u re sorry [God] ask him to forgive and pray that He reverse the situation and there ll be 2 possible outcomes from that, is either HE help u and flush the mess out or give u even a triplet! , lol, Who is going to question HIM?
2. Get prepared to be a father! One of my sec school classmates made the same mistake about a yr ago and now he is a daddy. If u become a dad now, things might be rough or even very rough, but the end might also be cool. As in, while u re just 40yrs old, your boy is already on his way to the University. So that abort that guy.
You just have to face it and to every dissapointment, there is a blessing!,
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KollyJay
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Sorry in there for the typo error. I mean DONT KILL THE GUY!
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GooseBaba
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MR man take it easy, just like you shine the thing easy |
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funkyeni
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That's a very stupid thing you have done >:(and left to me, i'd advice you bear the consequences of your actoins. But none the less, i'd still give you one or two useful advise.
1) Before you make her take or use any drug, make sure she does pregnancy test. Home kits are avilable in every pharmacy, that's if you are ashamed of going to see a doctor.
2) If it's negative, thank your lucky stars and don't ever in your life try that silly mistake again, but if it's positive, the next step is to do away with your shame and go see a Doctor 'cause if you encourage her to use any drug, it could ruin her chances of bearing children in future.
3) Always practice safe sex or you'd find yourself in this same mess again or even worse.
Take care
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laceybric (f)
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Post from his_grace
Jojomi -
I don't know what to tell you -
If you don't want her to get pregnant - you have to do what mathematicians call - negative plus negative = negative.
So when next she comes around - reach for your ding dong di ck and insert it into her slit wide wet oily pussy and rub your di ck in between her big dinghy boobs as you wipe your tongue all over her face and twist her nipples until she screams, after you have done - that - then pour your akamu inside - after some pumping action - legs raised in the air - you can tie it to the bed post - and then come back here for more advice.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,
But seriously, wetin this guy want us to do na? Ok
l know one Babalawo near my street, 2mor early morning, come around my house with
2 black native fowls,
1 Cockroach egg,
1 Ilorin Lizard left eye,
3 Malu armpit hair,
2 Ekpan flies,
l go tell u d rest when we meet
Ma guy u bad ooo!!!!! Person dey ask 4 advice, anyways jojomi try ya luck,e fit work. If kenee solution no work, bMake u come ma side, i know a verry gooood butcher. He can do a neat job |
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adebisi1 (m)
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jojom your girl never born? |
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T@meD0 (m)
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Kai! Na wa for nairaland o, una don crucify the guy finish. All of una with una holier than thou attitude wey dey shout condom, condom sef, na wa o. So, una wan talk say una never waya skin to skin before? Haba! the guy say na hin girlfriend, una no know whether them don dey for long wey una dey holla HIV, STD kumu nene kumu nene. Make we never jump to conclusions already now, for all we know hin baby fit just dey late. My guy, ya only solution now na to have her go piss for stick. Keep ya fingers crossed and hope say na late she late. If you jam lucky this time, u know wetin to do next time o! Peace!
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4 Him (m)
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start pricing diapers, i hear they are getting cheaper now eh.
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Cadet (f)
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start pricing diapers, i hear they are getting cheaper now eh.
Actually prices are getting high, unless you try Sam's Club. @poster I recommend Huggies diapers/ wipes. Very comfortable for the baby. Johnson's baby lotion. Be ready to bath him/her atleast two times a day. Be gentle with him/her o. CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Idiot, while others are praying for babies, you're trying to prevent one. Oniranu omo |
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omobizle (m)
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guy u mess up.in this 21st century, just go and prize diapers in the market!!!!! |
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rafcrown (m)
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baby food
maternity naming ceremony
maternity leave/paternity leave
cerelac
pre natal
ante natal
day care
more grease to your elbows
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GooseBaba
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Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside,  |
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Cadet (f)
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Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside, If he didn't enter the land of preggy, there are other ways for her to get pregnant. Like if his phallus is close by her sex when he ejaculated. It could have escaped inside. slow your roll! If you men absolutely dnt want pregnancy, leave your phallus inside your zipper |
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Radiant (f)
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lol. . Cadet, you're patient o. Are these guys babies that you have to lecture them? We all know what we're doing when we're doing it. The problem at the end is always the case of denial. |
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