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GooseBaba
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@ Poster Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load? and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night? Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.
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Cadet (f)
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@ Poster Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load? and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night? Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.
Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland  Instead of this rubbish: Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside, 
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GooseBaba
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Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me. because GooseBaba no like Wahala, 1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies, it appears you like wahala, 
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Cadet (f)
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Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me. because GooseBaba no like Wahala, 1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies, it appears you like wahala,  Not tonight, baby 
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GooseBaba
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Well not tonight, i agree GOD don punish devil. i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here. Goosebaba has spoken 
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Cadet (f)
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Well not tonight, i agree GOD don punish devil. i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here. Goosebaba has spoken  hehe hahaha ROTFLMAO! oh gosh! Most of this Nl males should be posting in the joke section.
Goosey baby, are you done now?
egad! my blood pressure just rose by 10! 
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GooseBaba
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what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
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Cadet (f)
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what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
Figure it out na. Or did I give you the credit, of making a l.il sense just now, too fast? Figure it out, man! 
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GooseBaba
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You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. 
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Cadet (f)
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You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit.  Again? you know me before? explain kia kia.
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GooseBaba
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Well i know say u be grand mama for Nairaland so i sabi how your mouth come
sharp like say tommorow no dey.
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Cadet (f)
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Well i know say u be grand mama for Nairaland so i sabi how your mouth come
sharp like say tommorow no dey.
huh? not really? I be great grandmamma of Nairaland 
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GooseBaba
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I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
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Cadet (f)
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I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
evening? you 5 hrs late 
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GooseBaba
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Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
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Cadet (f)
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Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
how you take know? aje buruku! olojukoju 
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GooseBaba
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Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go
stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.
asper you be cadet for witch.
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Cadet (f)
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Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go
stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.
asper you be cadet for witch.
dude, you're overstepping your limit. calm down, shotigbo 
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GooseBaba
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alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself get for hand. anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. 
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Cadet (f)
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alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself get for hand. anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala.  If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
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GooseBaba
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Wetin self, 1st victim a whole Goosebaba, where them for hear am you fit catch breeze. 
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StephenP (m)
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If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
LMAO!!Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go
stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.
asper you be cadet for witch.
That was unnecessary and uncalled for. It was supposed to be a joke.
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GooseBaba
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And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
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Cadet (f)
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And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
don't touch him, dnt go there, buddy. 
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GooseBaba
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Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.
that is why he forgot the friend condom.
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Cadet (f)
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Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.
that is why he forgot the friend condom.
you finished?
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GooseBaba
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You get peoblem?
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Cadet (f)
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You get peoblem?
trust me, you would have known. now carry your wahala 
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GooseBaba
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Well well in all we do we must thank God, it's 12.11 am my time i dey go catch
some short eyes. work dey tommorow. anyhow sha till we jam again for Nairaland.
goodnight.
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outlaws (m)
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 Hey posterYou are man enough to have sex but not man enough to take responsible for your actions. You must be a stupid motherfucker
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jookco (m)
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How many people in Nigeria uses condon before sex?, how many don die.
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delegiwa (m)
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Papa bomboy - sorry Jojomi, why u dey shake like say na de end of the world be that? Abegi bone that thing!!! See make I tell you, this whole venture will not take you more than N300k (1st Qtr) if u decide to shop at Alade market for your wife - sorry your babe for the occasion. Dem get very fine things for pregnant women there. For the baby(ies) stuff, just keep like N300k for the following items: Baby bed (Chicco) booties (any brand), bips, blankets, sterilizers (Mothercare), bottles (Avent) Breast pumps, Baby Oil, Soap, Hanger, baby cloths. Just small small things like that wey u go fit afford. But now that you know she's already prego - why don't u "FIRE AWAY" without ceasing as man wey don fall already no dey fear to fall again  Enjoy man, Its a pretty good experience. I can tell you that in all honesty.
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