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GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #96 on: April 29, 2008, 02:19 AM »

@ Poster
  Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load?
and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night?
   Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #97 on: April 29, 2008, 02:22 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 02:19 AM
@ Poster
  Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load?
and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night?
   Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.


Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland Undecided

Instead of this rubbish:
Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 01:51 AM
Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside,  Angry
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #98 on: April 29, 2008, 02:33 AM »

Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me.
because GooseBaba no like Wahala,
1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question,  it was my observation on the replies,
it appears you like wahala,   Angry

Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #99 on: April 29, 2008, 02:45 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 02:33 AM
Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me.
 because GooseBaba no like Wahala,
 1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question,  it was my observation on the replies,
it appears you like wahala,   Angry


Not tonight, baby  Cheesy
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #100 on: April 29, 2008, 03:56 AM »

Well not tonight, i agree GOD don punish devil.

i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm

in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here.

Goosebaba has spoken Cool
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #101 on: April 29, 2008, 04:04 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 03:56 AM
Well not tonight, i agree GOD don punish devil.

i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm

in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here.

Goosebaba has spoken Cool
hehe hahaha ROTFLMAO! oh gosh! Most of this Nl males should be posting in the joke section.

Goosey baby, are you done now? Grin Grin Grin

egad! my blood pressure just rose by 10!  Cheesy Cheesy
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #102 on: April 29, 2008, 04:18 AM »

what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #103 on: April 29, 2008, 04:21 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:18 AM
what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
Figure it out na. Or did I give you the credit, of making a l.il sense just now, too fast? Figure it out, man! Angry
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #104 on: April 29, 2008, 04:28 AM »

You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. Grin



Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #105 on: April 29, 2008, 04:30 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:28 AM
You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. Grin

Again? you know me before? explain kia kia.
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #106 on: April 29, 2008, 04:37 AM »

Well i know say u be grand mama for Nairaland so i sabi how your mouth come

sharp like say tommorow no dey.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #107 on: April 29, 2008, 04:39 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:37 AM
Well i know say u be grand mama for Nairaland so i sabi how your mouth come

sharp like say tommorow no dey.

huh? not really? I be great grandmamma of Nairaland Grin
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #108 on: April 29, 2008, 04:41 AM »

I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #109 on: April 29, 2008, 04:42 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:41 AM
I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
evening? you 5 hrs late Undecided
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #110 on: April 29, 2008, 04:44 AM »

Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #111 on: April 29, 2008, 04:46 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:44 AM
Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
how you take know? aje buruku! olojukoju  Grin
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #112 on: April 29, 2008, 04:50 AM »

Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #113 on: April 29, 2008, 04:50 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:50 AM
Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
dude, you're overstepping your limit. calm down, shotigbo Undecided
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #114 on: April 29, 2008, 04:53 AM »

alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself

get for hand.  anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. Grin
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #115 on: April 29, 2008, 04:54 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:53 AM
alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself

get for hand.  anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. Grin
If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #116 on: April 29, 2008, 04:56 AM »

Wetin self, 1st victim a whole Goosebaba, where them for hear am

you fit catch breeze. Grin
StephenP (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #117 on: April 29, 2008, 04:59 AM »

Quote from: Cadet on April 29, 2008, 04:54 AM
If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
LMAO!!

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 04:50 AM
Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
That was unnecessary and uncalled for. It was supposed to be a joke.
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #118 on: April 29, 2008, 05:01 AM »

And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #119 on: April 29, 2008, 05:02 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 05:01 AM
And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
don't touch him, dnt go there, buddy. Grin



GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #120 on: April 29, 2008, 05:06 AM »

Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.

that is why he forgot the friend condom.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #121 on: April 29, 2008, 05:07 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 05:06 AM
Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.

that is why he forgot the friend condom.

you finished?
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #122 on: April 29, 2008, 05:10 AM »

You get peoblem?
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #123 on: April 29, 2008, 05:12 AM »

Quote from: GooseBaba on April 29, 2008, 05:10 AM
You get peoblem?
trust me, you would have known. now carry your wahala Grin
GooseBaba
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #124 on: April 29, 2008, 05:15 AM »

Well well in all we do we must thank God, it's 12.11 am my time i dey go catch

some short eyes. work dey tommorow. anyhow sha till we jam again for Nairaland.

goodnight.
outlaws (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #125 on: April 29, 2008, 06:10 AM »

 Cool

Hey posterYou are man enough to have sex but not man enough to take responsible for your actions. You must be a stupid motherfucker
jookco (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #126 on: April 29, 2008, 06:38 AM »

How many people in Nigeria uses condon before sex?, how many don die.
delegiwa (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant!
« #127 on: April 29, 2008, 07:35 AM »

Papa bomboy - sorry Jojomi, why u dey shake like say na de end of the world be that? Abegi bone that thing!!!  See make I tell you, this whole venture will not take you more than N300k (1st Qtr) if u decide to shop at Alade market for your wife - sorry your babe for the occasion.  Dem get very fine things for pregnant women there.

For the baby(ies) stuff, just keep like N300k  for the following items: Baby bed (Chicco) booties (any brand), bips, blankets, sterilizers (Mothercare), bottles (Avent) Breast pumps, Baby Oil, Soap, Hanger, baby cloths.  Just small small things like that wey u go fit afford.

But now that you know she's already prego - why don't u "FIRE AWAY" without ceasing as man wey don fall already no dey fear to fall again Grin

Enjoy man, Its a pretty good experience.  I can tell you that in all honesty.
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