My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor

Belgian, from Brabant tribe

+86 is China 

You'd better stop posting your number on a public forum 

This is the most Hillarious post,  if  ever i read one. I can't stop laughing. (Not that im laughing at your pridicament KLIPENT, or Cement or whatever your name is) I mean,  ill hate for you and your "Angolan/ Nigerian" Jail friends to kill me or like you said "TAKE YOU TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION" But its to funny i can't stop lauging.   "jail where all you learnt is Picking locks and Making Alcohol"'  " A congolese area in begliumg where they make zaire hair". A prostitue you love like a sister but have causual sex with and a psychotic girlfriend who thinks she is Paris Hilton" This is like a soap opera.  

FLEMISH, DEATH AND DAMNATION TO THE FRENCH!!! (speak french too)

You guys forgot the part he said  "And totolover, when you are in Belgium please call me 0032486787434 so we can have a deathmatch"

I almost cracked a rib when I read this 

My original master plan was to start a prostitution business with Polish women so that I can be so rich that I can buy a bunch of street kids of Brazil to keep in my yard and grow Brazilian hair myself. Then all of my problems would be over. But my future partner in crime is having more difficulty getting out of prison as initially expected 

Let's just say he is there by accident, but he keeps up beating up people and stabbing broken off broom sticks in pedophiles's legs, which is giving him more and more problems

ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED!!!  
Mais bontu parles français. . . alors c'est deja pas mal. . .

Nous, les flamands sommes en "guerre" avec les francophones depuis 1830, donc, 

Je saismais ché vraiment pas pourquoitu pe m'expliqer la situation?

it boils down to this:

Belgium has Flemish speaking and French speaking people. The French have always felt superior because speak the civilised language, the language of culture this and that. The Flemish language is surpressed, the king of Belgium can hardly speak a sentence of Flemish, thus spitting in our face.

They act like we are the peasants, but we are with 6 million and they are with 3 million. They are economically weak compared to us and we give them money  this and that. Yet they spit on us, feeling superior because they speak the language of civilisation and we are forst bushmen.

 


that's basically it

It's looks the same as Dutch, in fact in our official written language we write in Dutch, but when we speak it's more like Pidgin Dutch (well not really a massive difference like pidgin and normal english, mostly accent, tongue and some vocabulary), except Flemish is an older language than the now official Dutch. WELL I THINK IM CONFUSING You, FLEMISH IS BASICALLY THE SAME AS DUTCH BUT WE HAVE A BETTER ACCENT lol

Hoer = whore
slet = slut
pooier = pimp
borst = breast
kut = pussy

 

I don't even think you spent such amount of money on your parent/guardian who is responsible for your upbringing to this level.

If you can identify that she is making you poor, then what are u still doing with her?

anyway, If u want to die poor, continue with her, 

yes she knows everything about me, she even knows everything about my sisters.

she just tried calling me again, wow i feel already so bad now but yeah i don't think there is a chance i can persuade her to cut back on the throwing away of money on overpriced hair

I am very suspicious about this, I checked google for international dialing codes and if I'm correct this is CHINA!! Also look closely the numbers are exactly the same, except the first one ends in 69 and the second in 70



Strange CHINESE numbers are calling me today, what can I do? Free tibet?

what?