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Cori_corde (f)
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Babes, you know what what your  problem is ? You care too much. A woman s like a breakable plate. Once you care too much, it can fall and break. But if you drop the plate on the floor, it can't break. Y' dout even got a clue if she's really using the money for what she said she is. Don't dump her but, just tell her you gots need for money too. - Thats an advice. From the playboy mansion. |
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prince_onx
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This sick poster again? thank God you no post her picture this time  |
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ademiller (f)
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well shes making u broke, u love her, don't want to dump her. well heres my advice for u. keep workin your ass of and let the bitch keep eatin your ass off i mean if she really were an understandin wife material she wouldnt b so damn demandin and she will think of u and not her materialistic self men your dumb, shes just dryin u up, now tell me, do u have a savings account? NO You DONT. keep working. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop two morons.  |
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Kliplemet (m)
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I sent her a text message guys: I cannot keep spending all my money on expensive hair. If normal hair is not good enough for you I cannot help you. I really love you but I can't keep spending all my money on luxeries, I also have to think about the future.Good ?  |
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Kliplemet (m)
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well shes making u broke, u love her, don't want to dump her. well heres my advice for u. keep workin your ass of and let the bitch keep eatin your ass off i mean if she really were an understandin wife material she wouldnt b so damn demandin and she will think of u and not her materialistic self men your dumb, shes just dryin u up, now tell me, do u have a savings account? NO You DONT. keep working. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop two morons. hey your hair is really nice, what is the price? |
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ifeanyi212
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Kliplemet you are so weak just like me i have such kind of encounter with a girl called Lisa in Warri she claim she loves me but she was worst then urs because she knows how to tune me into the right station for me to fall for her i never make love to her because she told me that she is still a virgin and i put all my trust in that because all my life i have always be dreaming of having a girl that has not lost her virginity with that alone i got lost when she told me that she is a virgin i keep doing everything for her all her needs she eat up her hostel fees and school just because she have me in-place of that and she will just asap me to asap her needs well i was lost because my intension to achieve my dreams just to cut the story down, she lost her fun then she came to me and told that she lost her phone then i told that what does she expect from me she replied that she needs and alternative from me, i have two phones one Motorola c116 and one Samsung camera T-509 and the Motorola c116 screen is blank but is working very well online that you don't see anything with it, which she knew that quit alright and she ask me to give her my camera phone and i did not hesitate i gave her the phone then i told her that by next week i shall get you a phone Nokia 1200 she said ok, later run i called her and took her to shop where they sale phone and i bought the Nokia 1200 and we both left the place getting home i ask her to give me back my camera phone she refused and she said that the phone we just bought is for me not for her that how do i expect her use such kind of phone and the phone was using before it got lost was Motorola local phone at the long my brother and some of my friends told me that the girl in question does not love you that she only love my money not me and my brother went ahead and collect the phone from her my greatest suprise was that when i checked the sent item i saw a-lot of text when she sending her real lover a-lot of things,
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ifeanyi212
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MY GUYS ANY LOVE WHEN GO DO WITH MONEY ALONE SKIP IT OF, I KNOW MONEY IS ATTACHED TO LOVE JUST AS SEX IS ATTACHED TO LOVE BUT NOT IN ALL CASE THERE TIMES YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO SHOW LOVE BUT NOT TO THAT EXTEND OF DOING IT CONTINUOSLY UNLESS YOU WANT IT THAT WAY YOU CAN CONTINUE BUT IF IS NOT YOUR STYLE OF DOING PLEASE YOU BETTER CHANGE OR LOOK FOR OTHER ONES,
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Kliplemet (m)
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Just called her and she was again yapping about the hair, she agreed about the 50 euro hair, but was still bitchy and then started bitching about the 150 euro tattoo. She said put it in my account. I said i call you later and I sent her this text: I want to end the relationship, it's better for you to find someone rich and I find someone that's not so expensive, because you are really making me poor. Then I think this was it. Good luck. then she called me and asked me what -what are you saying? -i want to end the relationship? -yeah? you have to be clear -I am clear -ok then I'm coming to pick up my things, someone is bringing me damn she is so cold, i feel all weird now  |
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ademiller (f)
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men this is so clear and yet u still don't get it dump herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr besides i gat a man. my hair is quite affordable, not 150 forkin euros  and he don't gimme money for hairdo, i work and pay for my hair, i don't bother him for little things because im not really a material girl. dump her i say she don chop u run mungu |
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Kliplemet (m)
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ok guiz, after her cold hearted response to "i want to stop the relationship" I was rushing to my room hiding all pictures of the prostitute, for when she would come to collect her stuff she wouldn't see them. I was putting on my nice clothes and puttin my hair nice, in case she would be accompanied by a girlfriend or something when she comes pick her stuff so I would make a good last impression
but then in the midsts of my fury she called again and was like "y u want to end d relationship don't u love me u promis me never to break my heart i don't even look at man in the street because of u . . . "
she agreed to getting 50 euro hair and everything is good now
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Kliplemet (m)
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REJOYCE!!! HALLELUJA!!! I PRAISE YOU HIGH EL SHADDAI!!! PEACE AND BLESSINGS BE UPON DAT ZAIRE GELS!!!
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oziomatv (m)
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ToTo go show you.
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Kliplemet (m)
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ToTo go show you.
toto can suck my koko, in fact when he actually gets the guts to show up, I'm going to order my Angola Army to decapitate him and esophagus-fu ck him for everyone to see, so that he will know what is coming to him in the hereafter. |
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2roll (m)
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ok guiz, after her cold hearted response to "i want to stop the relationship" I was rushing to my room hiding all pictures of the prostitute, for when she would come to collect her stuff she wouldn't see them. I was putting on my nice clothes and puttin my hair nice, in case she would be accompanied by a girlfriend or something when she comes pick her stuff so I would make a good last impression
but then in the midsts of my fury she called again and was like "y u want to end d relationship don't u love me u promis me never to break my heart i don't even look at man in the street because of u . . . "
she agreed to getting 50 euro hair and everything is good now
You sound like one that is under a spell. Could this be love? Bro, think. Dat girl is tooo smart for you. she is not a wife material. Forget her and move ahead. your carring corpses over there to make ends meet and somebody is milking u dry. Do u have dependants at home? How have u been able to meet their expectations. Take a decision for ones, and stand by it. thought u were a "man" |
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ademiller (f)
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ROFLMAOFF INDEED THIS GUY IS A BIG FOOL I CANT HELP LAFFING UR DEAD MEAT NA WOMAN DEY MUMU You LIKE DIS You A DUNCE WITH A CAPITAL D |
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Kliplemet (m)
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na 50 euro hair is a good deal for me, now she's cheaper than the cheapest prostitute. |
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hilli666 (m)
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I'm back for more laughd so please mister klipent "abi kini won kpe e sha" don't dissapoint me. How is the cultivation of Brazillian Children for their hair plan comming along. Is such practises legal in belgium??? You know, the way you portray belgium, E.G. with all this prostitution and cultivatin of Brazilian children for their hair. It looks like the country is worse of than Nigeria. Maybe you should consider coming to Nigeria for holidays or vacation or somthing. At least in Nigeria we don't cultivate brazilian children for their hair. I think ill now add Belgium to the list of countrys Nigeria is better than.
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Pennywise
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Let her know she is only dating Klipemet and not Tom Cruise. But then don't expect Tom Cruise treatment either.
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Kliplemet (m)
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At least in Nigeria we don't cultivate brazilian children for their hair.
are you for real? LOL I didn't say we do that in Belgium It's just another one of my masterplans |
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tpia
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actually, kliptemet, you sound more American than Belgian. Really puzzling.  |
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Kliplemet (m)
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actually, kliptemet, you sound more American than Belgian. Really puzzling. Well there is a lot of American influence here, television, music, the internet. . . incidentally, the Biafran prostitute who I dated for less than a week thought I was an American boy she said then she started calling me baby boooy which was rather annoying |
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hilli666 (m)
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nija auctions such as cars, laptops, phones, house for rent etc. checkout now!!
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OHHHH GOD, come see me see wahala ehh. Who is this one trying to shamelessly sell us cars, laptops, phones, house for rent. WHEN OUR DEEREST BROTHER From BELGIUM IS HAVING CONJUGAL PROBLEMS WITH HIS WOULD BE FUTURE EX WIFE. Ohh why now? I demand you appologise to Mr Klicpent Before he sends his angolan mafia/ rebel forces of the zaire district to disembowel you. IF YOU ARE IN YOUR HOUSE OR ANY WHERE FOR THAT MATTER, IMMIDIATELY KNEEL DOWN, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP UNTIL I SAY IT OKAY, |
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ademiller (f)
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r u really that daft or your just playin, because from my perspective your not serious o Klipnet abi wetin them call u |
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Kliplemet (m)
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what? I'm saving 75 % here, now isnt that a good deal? she wanted 200 euro hair, she settled with 50 euro hair now.
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Kliplemet (m)
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check out latest nija auctions such as cars, laptops, phones, house for rent, etc. checkout now!!
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Sell your items in nija now
Hey, when i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when i prayed to God about you. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15 million USA dollars ( Fifteen million USA dollars) . In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in (Friday December 26,2003 ) in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, But unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, And a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60 % would be for me and my woman colleague. There after I and my colleague will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me through my Private telephone number once you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately. +226 76 03 66 92. Yours faithfully, Mr.USMAN AZIZI. POST SCRITUM!!!!!! : You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank. As you finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very well over this business. Please call me and inform me that you received my mail, because i don't go to net always. |
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ifeanyi212
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i am interested in this biz but let remind u that every money that will need for layer and other things will be deducted from the deceased money ok thankx u can call me with this number +2348027645391
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Kliplemet (m)
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i am interested in this biz but let remind u that every money that will need for layer and other things will be deducted from the deceased money ok thankx u can call me with this number +2348027645391
The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after TEN YEARS the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed dormant fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe like me can not stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I agreed that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account ,10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin to the deceased customer with a text of application that i will send to you,but before i send to you the text of application form,I will like you to send me the following informatios 1.NAME IN FULL:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2.ADDRESS:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3.NATIONALITY:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4.AGE:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5.Sex:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6.OCCUPATION:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7.MARITAL STATUS:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8.PRIAVTE PHONE NO. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9.PRIVATE FAX NO:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . so i will like you to send to me those informations for easy and effective communication. |
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Saipro (m)
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Are you [/b][/i]really[i][b] sure you can call her your girlfriend? More like your pimp. Either you sit her down and talk to - with - her or you call her to seriously belly-ache and cut yourself some slack. Or die!
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