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A-40 (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #224 on: May 01, 2008, 07:26 PM »

Kick her trifling behind to the kerb.How are you sure she is not spending your bread on another nigga my man be wise think with your head and not your di.A girl that really likes you wouldnt have you going out of your way.If she doesnt have her own dough just tell her she doesnt have to go home but she has to get the hell out of your life
romeo (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #225 on: May 01, 2008, 08:10 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 12:37 PM
What? You called the Biafran prostitute?  Grin Grin Grin Grin Her name is supposedly Erica. Did what did you talk about, what did she say?  Grin

She wanted me to dump the girl (the one this thread is about) to be with her, but after a few days I was thinking Undecided naaa, because the Biafra prostitute's pussy isn't circumcised so it's all scary to me  Shocked



Do they circumcise the Belgian girls? Why is an uncircumcised pussy that scary to you now? you came out from one in Belgium

albridge (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #226 on: May 01, 2008, 08:52 PM »

find yourself another girlfriend Angry. a word is enough for the wise
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #227 on: May 01, 2008, 08:54 PM »

Quote from: romeo on May 01, 2008, 08:10 PM
Do they circumcise the Belgian girls? Why is an uncircumcised pussy that scary to you now? you came out from one in Belgium


supposedly not, but I never fukced a Belgian girl. I had a Filipina before and her pussy was kind of meaty, but yeah she had mad sex skills.
OLADO (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #228 on: May 01, 2008, 08:55 PM »

Are u not in control of the relationship? If yes then i think u know what 2 do.The earlier the beta 4u and your finance. Good luck.
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #229 on: May 01, 2008, 09:03 PM »

well I think it is solved now, she agreed to having the 50 € hair instead of the 200€ hair she wants.
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #230 on: May 01, 2008, 09:10 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 09:03 PM
well I think it is solved now, she agreed to having the 50 € hair instead of the 200€ hair she wants.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Opuro! You need help, I say again! Hope she founds out about your prostitute
LadyT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #231 on: May 01, 2008, 09:12 PM »

Kliplement what do you see yourself doing in 10years?

Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #232 on: May 01, 2008, 09:15 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on May 01, 2008, 09:12 PM
Kliplement what do you see yourself doing in 10years?


Running a prostitution business or strip joint and making vast amounts of money. I even told her about my plans and she's cool with it, as long as I don't fuk the prostitutes/strippers, which really isn't an issue, it's all professional, you don't fuk your employees.
LadyT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #233 on: May 01, 2008, 09:18 PM »

Thats where I  see you no joke.  I promise you that you will sleep with the girls these shitholes are always owed by a perverted sex terrorist.

Angry
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #234 on: May 01, 2008, 09:21 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on May 01, 2008, 09:18 PM
Thats where I  see you no joke.  I promise you that you will sleep with the girls these shitholes are always owed by a perverted sex terrorist.

 Angry
How would you know? In fact do you know anything about the prostitution scene? I didn't think so, so perhaps you should keep your unsubstantiated claims to yourself.
LadyT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #235 on: May 01, 2008, 09:22 PM »

You'll remember me when your face is shown on the worlds most wanted.

Pervert  Cheesy
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #236 on: May 01, 2008, 09:24 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on May 01, 2008, 09:22 PM
You'll remember me when your face is shown on the worlds most wanted.

Pervert  Cheesy
You'll remember me when you are working in my brothel  Grin
LadyT (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #237 on: May 01, 2008, 09:26 PM »

 Cheesy  Funny you crack baby
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #238 on: May 01, 2008, 09:27 PM »

Quote from: LadyT on May 01, 2008, 09:26 PM
Cheesy Funny you crack baby

lol . . You sef get time!
zarazara
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #239 on: May 01, 2008, 09:30 PM »

In response to the 'my girlfriend is making me poor' topic, I think the way you're lavishly spending money on her everytime she calls, makes her think you grow money on trees right in your backyard. You need to sit her down and have a serious talk with her. If she wants the relationship to work and doesn't just see you as a meal ticket, then she needs to pull her weight too and start paying for her own hair, tattoos and the likes.
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #240 on: May 01, 2008, 09:32 PM »

Well I think it's going in the right direction folks, hair prices are 75 % down now, from 200€ to 50€  Grin

Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #241 on: May 01, 2008, 09:34 PM »

Any suggestions what I can make her do as work? Because she is illegal and is extremely uneducated it seems (claims to have stopped school in 1998 and is 20 years old) She did take a 3 year traditional clothes making course, which she sometimes does for wedding clothes and such, but it's only sporadicly this happens.

Maybe she can go in the hair making business? Maybe the Zaire gels can teach her or something?
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #242 on: May 01, 2008, 09:36 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 09:34 PM
Any suggestions what I can make her do as work? Because she is illegal and is extremely uneducated it seems (claims to have stopped school in 1998 and is 20 years old) She did take a 3 year traditional clothes making course, which she sometimes does for wedding clothes and such, but it's only sporadicly this happens.

Maybe she can go in the hair making business? Maybe the Zaire gels can teach her or something?
Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 09:32 PM
Well I think it's going in the right direction folks, hair prices are 75 % down now, from 200€ to 50€  Grin



Any more stories you want to make up? Undecided
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #243 on: May 01, 2008, 09:40 PM »

@ Nairalander,
Are u guys actually falling for all this?  Undecided
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #244 on: May 01, 2008, 09:41 PM »

Quote from: Busta on May 01, 2008, 09:40 PM
@ Nairalander,
Are u guys actually falling for all this?  Undecided
Busta, that's what I've been thinking. This people are seriously slow. Since yest. I've just been watching and cracking myself up
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #245 on: May 01, 2008, 09:44 PM »

Quote from: Cadet on May 01, 2008, 09:36 PM
Any more stories you want to make up? Undecided
what you think this is not the truth, maybe it is just that you can't handle the truth. shit happens, accept it
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #246 on: May 01, 2008, 09:46 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 09:44 PM
what you think this is not the truth, maybe it is just that you can't handle the truth. shit happens, accept it
Shit happens, my dear! You're happening now. You're even worst at putting your stories together.


Sorry, can't bother wasting my post on you! You're simply not worth it, goodbuhye, baby.
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #247 on: May 01, 2008, 09:46 PM »

Quote from: Cadet on May 01, 2008, 09:41 PM
Busta, that's what I've been thinking. This people are seriously slow. Since yest. I've just been watching and cracking myself up

I guess we actually reason alike.
funny how he's always on the defensive and quick to reply.
But 8 pages on all his lies and people fell for it?  Undecided  Huh

Haha, kilo de . . Iro yen ti po ju!!
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #248 on: May 01, 2008, 09:48 PM »

Quote from: Busta on May 01, 2008, 09:46 PM
I guess we actually reason alike.
funny how he's always on the defensive and quick to reply.

Haha, kilo de . . Iro yen ti po ju!!
nkan to tie npa mi lerin ni prostitute to ni o n gbe kakiri. Oniranu ni eranko yi.
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #249 on: May 01, 2008, 09:51 PM »

Quote from: Cadet on May 01, 2008, 09:48 PM
nkan to tie npa mi lerin ni prostitute to ni o n gbe kakiri. Oniranu ni eranko yi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO . . .cracking up on the floor now.

How won't u be poor when u spend your hard earned money on prostitutes . . that if u've got a job and also if your stories are true. . . which i 100% doubt

Eranko abi Eranko jati jati . . . ****long hissss****
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #250 on: May 01, 2008, 09:54 PM »

Quote from: Busta on May 01, 2008, 09:51 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO . . .cracking up on the floor now.

Eranko abi Eranko . . . ****long hissss****
wo profile omo okunriyi. Bobo yi kan ba Nairaland shere.

Oje fisile. Oniranu ni
Kliplemet (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #251 on: May 01, 2008, 09:54 PM »

Cadet, Busta, ingquza yakho inuka njengo fishi, tsa mor kaka, ugogo wakho sifebe, masende kababa wakho, msuno kanyoku, sihlama!!!

Now, gotta go meet my Angolan Crew, spotting drunk babes in the clubs. Good evening ladies  Kiss
Cadet (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #252 on: May 01, 2008, 09:56 PM »

Quote from: Busta on May 01, 2008, 09:51 PM


How won't u be poor when u spend your hard earned money on prostitutes . . that if u've got a job and also if your stories are true. . . which i 100% doubt

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awon prostitute ye gan, wan ni la ti na pelu egba.

He's still crying about being poor eh, when they take cane and beat the sh^t out of him, he'll wish earth has no woman  Grin Cheesy
Busta (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #253 on: May 01, 2008, 09:57 PM »

Quote from: Cadet on May 01, 2008, 09:56 PM
awon prostitute ye gan, wan ni la ti na pelu egba.

He's still crying about being poor eh, when they take cane and beat the sh^t out of him, he'll wish earth has no woman Grin Cheesy
He never poor finish . . he's still going to carry angola ashawos.

Quote from: Kliplemet on May 01, 2008, 09:54 PM
Cadet, Busta, ingquza yakho inuka njengo fishi, tsa mor kaka, ugogo wakho sifebe, masende kababa wakho, msuno kanyoku, sihlama!!!

Right back at u . . Oloshi

I gat nothin more to say to ya than "GROW UP"!!!!
Radiant (f)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #254 on: May 01, 2008, 10:00 PM »

Whether the story is true or not, I find the dude really funny  Grin Most of the things we read on Nairaland ain't true anyway but we still roll  Cheesy

StephenP (m)
Re: My Girlfriend Is Making Me Poor
« #255 on: May 01, 2008, 10:05 PM »

@Kliplemet, I don't get it. Why do you speak Zulu when you live in Belgium as you claim?
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