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dee02 (m)
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lololol @ dee02, lol at the idea of auctioning off clothes.
its funny because I'm used to dating stingy and selfish men. Just because i have my hair and nails done, they assume I would not like a sponsor, please oooh Klip since you have all this money, send some my way. FedEx. lol, just playing. But seriously girls like that will always have guys who are vulnerable. I'm not saying become a stingy person, all I can say is spend your MONEY WISELY.
If u date me, na so so milk and honey, u get whatever u want because i am not POOR like KIPLOTECH OR KISMET OR whatever this poster's name is! and i would even take u to Nigeria (free flight and accomodation) on holiday! Just Kidding! |
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big-ben
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this guy is sick and sure needs help  |
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Kliplemet (m)
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look what she texted me now with her girlfriends number Hello i am really sorrt, i didnt mean to insult you, ut i came back from gym and i was really tired. I called you but i didnt hear from you so i am worried about you. Are you ok? Please call me now. i don't want to respond anymore, she doesnt want to pay anything herself, yet expects the best of the best and even looks down on "thos zaire girls" who wear "cheap hairs"  i'm going to get myself a cheap zaire girl also totogirl here is a number of a girl that's right up your alley: 0032485481623 that's a Biafran prostitute I dated for less than a week so she's brand new mate |
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SexxyNaija (f)
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eh heehh, dee is talking serious ohh, OGA!!
Kilp- why are you doing this? play nice
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oyb (m)
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i haven't read through the whole thread, but i'll tell the poster this - if you think its hard now - wait till you're married to this chick. everything you've posted makes it clear that you and her look at money differently( for wahtever reasons - upbringing, condition etc) .
rest assured if you marry this girl eventually, she will continue to sit on her butt - or if she starts working, she will tell you that it is 'your' duty to pay the bills etal, while her salary is for 'her to do with as she pleases'
i accept that you love her, but unless you're ready to put up with this aggrvation for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, you'd better call it quits. some peopl will never leran to live within their means, and thats alright if they hook up with men who are already made. you're still in the process.
hope this helps
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dee02 (m)
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look what she texted me now with her girlfriends number Hello i am really sorrt, i didnt mean to insult you, ut i came back from gym and i was really tired. I called you but i didnt hear from you so i am worried about you. Are you ok? Please call me now. i don't want to respond anymore, she doesnt want to pay anything herself, yet expects the best of the best and even looks down on "thos zaire girls" who wear "cheap hairs" i'm going to get myself a cheap zaire girl also totogirl here is a number of a girl that's right up your alley: 0032485481623 that's a Biafran prostitute I dated for less than a week so she's brand new mate Now i know you are a RETARD! |
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tboy1 (m)
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i haven't read through the whole thread, but i'll tell the poster this - if you think its hard now - wait till you're married to this chick. everything you've posted makes it clear that you and her look at money differently( for wahtever reasons - upbringing, condition etc) .
rest assured if you marry this girl eventually, she will continue to sit on her butt - or if she starts working, she will tell you that it is 'your' duty to pay the bills etal, while her salary is for 'her to do with as she pleases'
i accept that you love her, but unless you're ready to put up with this aggrvation for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, you'd better call it quits. some peopl will never leran to live within their means, and thats alright if they hook up with men who are already made. you're still in the process.
hope this helps
you should read the whole post  |
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Kliplemet (m)
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i haven't read through the whole thread, but i'll tell the poster this - if you think its hard now - wait till you're married to this chick. everything you've posted makes it clear that you and her look at money differently( for wahtever reasons - upbringing, condition etc) .
rest assured if you marry this girl eventually, she will continue to sit on her butt - or if she starts working, she will tell you that it is 'your' duty to pay the bills etal, while her salary is for 'her to do with as she pleases'
i accept that you love her, but unless you're ready to put up with this aggrvation for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, you'd better call it quits. some peopl will never leran to live within their means, and thats alright if they hook up with men who are already made. you're still in the process.
hope this helps
i think you're right, trying to get rid of her right now |
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Kliplemet (m)
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Now i know you are a RETARD!
why? the number is correct, try it |
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Riskie (f)
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LOL! This thread belongs in the jokes section!
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dee02 (m)
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why? the number is correct, try it
I am not desperate you IMBECILE!lol I can't be bothered believing you not to talk of trying to call some random numbers On a more serious note KILPATRICK OR KOLOMBO stop all this your Jokes, lol |
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totolover (m)
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@Kliplemet: Prison? In Naija or abroad. Because prison abroad is like boarding school in Naija. You have constant power supply, eat good food, go to the gym, call your folks,etc. Ever heard of cultism? Ever heard of voodoo. Ever heard of juju? Your ayangba babe has jazzed you with 'kobnomi'. Yet you'v not learnt your lesson. Ok o. I will show you that khaki no be lether. That mobutu no be kabila. That your prison experience is not up to mine as a cultist in Naija.
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Kliplemet (m)
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@Kliplemet: Prison? In Naija or abroad. Because prison abroad is like boarding school in Naija. You have constant power supply, eat good food, go to the gym, call your folks,etc. Ever heard of cultism? Ever heard of voodoo. Ever heard of juju? Your ayangba babe has jazzed you with 'kobnomi'. Yet you'v not learnt your lesson. Ok o. I will show you that khaki no be lether. That mobutu no be kabila. That your prison experience is not up to mine as a cultist in Naija.
i don't give a mess about what is the prison in nigeria dumbass sifebe. was pretty cool here with all the criminals telling their tall tales, teaching me how to pick locks and make alcohol |
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anylyn4eva
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ok guys nuff said, we all know what's going on here,
everyman wants to get married to a responsible babe , one who can sacrifice "her hair" , "tattoo" and all.when both parties are
struggling to build a future togther especially when you know this future involves kids,
my advice to you kiplemet, is give your girl a
call ( forget the ego about whose' to call who first, be the bigger man ,)
tell her you want to talk, then have her come over or go out for a drink,
explain everything you just told us here to her and make her see why you can't keep spending that much on her (FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU'RE A STUDENT!!!,you obviously don't know what it entails to get married live in a house pay astronomical bills and then have kids to cater for, i'm just saying this because you said you plan on marrying her) so she doesnt think you're the one
being selfish here,then wait for her to respond ,
if she still demands that you continue and doesnt see reasons with you and she doesnt even come to a compromise , like cutting down on certain things she likes doing,
then my advice to you my friend , is don't spend the rest of you life with a person who only thinks of her self , once you have som1 you like both of you should learn to think for 2. consider the other person when demanding for this and that. finito.
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totolover (m)
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@Kliplemet (hereinafter called Ashawo Man): You didn't add that while in prison you were also constantly sexually violated by your fellow inmates.
Learnt to pick locks and make alcohol? Is that all the criminal activities you learnt from prison? Rubbish. In Naija, once you've gone to prison you've learnt enough to 'rule' a nation!
Learning to pick locks and make alcohol reminds me of high school.
You sock!
No wonder the babe treats you with disdain. You are a jew man.
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Kliplemet (m)
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@Kliplemet (hereinafter called Ashawo Man): You didn't add that while in prison you were also constantly sexually violated by your fellow inmates.
Learnt to pick locks and make alcohol? Is that all the criminal activities you learnt from prison? Rubbish. In Naija, once you've gone to prison you've learnt enough to 'rule' a nation!
Learning to pick locks and make alcohol reminds me of high school.
You sock!
No wonder the babe treats you with disdain. You are a jew man.
So now you are having homosexual fantasies about me? Please, keep your gay garbage to yourself. Like I said I couldn't care less what Nigerian prison is like, if it's so great why don't you move there, perhaps you can even indulge in the shower sex which you so intensely crave. |
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Marnie08
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This Thread is so Funny!!! "cheap zaire hair" ROTFLMAO your congolese women is funny
Kiplement you and your problems woowww!! you should start a blog
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totolover (m)
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Dream on. Mr. My nonprostitute boyfriend is making me pour.
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Kliplemet (m)
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Dream on. Mr. My nonprostitute boyfriend is making me pour.
an other Freudian lapse of the homosexual |
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kene 20 (m)
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You love her, Right? Give her a yellow card by calling her to order and give her little time for a change but if she doesn't, Give her a red card. There re better sistas out there for u.
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Riskie (f)
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Dream on. Mr. My nonprostitute boyfriend is making me pour.
making you pour what? |
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Kliplemet (m)
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You love her, Right? Give her a yellow card by calling her to order and give her little time for a change but if she doesn't, Give her a red card. There re better sistas out there for u.
yes but i just know the moment i call her back she will work her powers on me again and i will lose all of my money again  |
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PrincessMo (f)
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I am literally FALLIN OFF ma damn chair reading this threadHA HA HA HA HA HA!!  Good God!! Mr. Kliplemet and Mr. totolover. . . YALL ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!! Wunna come live wimme and make me laugh all day? HA HA HA!! |
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Kliplemet (m)
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Wunna come live wimme and make me laugh all day? HA HA HA!! don't know. . . i checked out your picture, but you look kind of white for my standards |
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hilli666 (m)
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Dont worry my brother, Just start sending me a fraction the money instead, and ill talk some sense into her. You'll start to notice results in as little as six weeks and start saving money instantaneously. Okay your first payment is due ASAP. The sooner the better, you can email me at dumbass@u2stupid.com |
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Kliplemet (m)
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Dont worry my brother, Just start sending me a fraction the money instead, and ill talk some sense into her. You'll start to notice results in as little as six weeks and start saving money instantaneously. Okay your first payment is due ASAP. The sooner the better, you can email me at dumbass@u2stupid.com Well what a coincidence, because I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$15m dollars ((Fifteen million us dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. RICHARD BURSON from Florida, USA) who died along with his entire family on November 1999 in a plane crash.For more informations about the crash you can visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/502503.stmSince we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that the money can be release to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody will come for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed dormant fund. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after eight years the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed dormant fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe like me can not stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I agreed that 30% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account ,10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 60% would be for me.Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin to the deceased customer with a text of application that i will send to you,but before i send to you the text of application form,I will like you to send me the following informations 1.NAME IN FULL:, 2.ADDRESS:, 3.NATIONALITY:, 4.AGE:, 5.Sex, 6.OCCUPATION:, 7.MARITAL STATUS:, 8.PRIAVTE PHONE NO, 9.PRIVATE FAX NO:, so i will like you to send to me those informations for easy and effective communication. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application form.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter,if only you are interested and ready to help me after the money have be transfered into your bank account i will come over to your country for the final share of the money. Trusting to hear from you immediately. Yours Faithfully, DR.DANJUMA MUSA MANAGER AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT BANK OF AFRICA |
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Kliplemet (m)
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I just had a missed call from a very strange number: +865354397569 What country is this?
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redsun (m)
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How on earth can you give what you don't have?it is like a hustler hustling a hustler.
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PrincessMo (f)
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Kliplemet are u Nigerian?
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