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Jackal. (m)
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@ Antidote, Did u really spew in tongues? You can speak more in tongues if u add the extra Island spice. That must be TUI(typing under the influence). Matter of fact, it is not a criminal offence.  @ SLY, Good plot. . . . Letz see how Attorney J-girl cope without her tongue especially when kissing is her hobby.  @ J-girl, Watch your back!!!!! |
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bawomolo (m)
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ha satisfied in mediocrity?? u going to need some mouth to mouth resuscitation after am done. emi ni mo so be. now that's a real yoruba man  |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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@ Antidote, Did u really spew in tongues?You can speak more in tongues if u add the extra Island spice. That must be TUI(typing under the influence). Matter of fact, it is not a criminal offence. What? so wait, were you that engulfed that you didn't hear? Oh ma daysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,    Patakeeeeee, where art thou o? |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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ha satisfied in mediocrity?? u going to need some mouth to mouth resuscitation after am done. emi ni mo so be. now that's a real yoruba man OHHHHHHHHHHHH, you don't ever give up, do ya? , Keep on dreaming, nothing aint wrong wid that, |
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The Sly
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Antidote. . . Since J-girl is Outta the way. . . .who's next. . . My hands are hitching right now. . . .I Wanna ''Smack that'' . . . |
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j-girl (f)
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@ SLY, Good plot. . . . Letz see how Attorney J-girl cope without her tongue especially when kissing is her hobby. @ J-girl, Watch your back!!!!! I'm thinking - without my tongue, I'll still be able to handle him although he'll come after you guys sha. Sly knows he doesn't want to remove my tongue. Just like Antidote, he's TUI. - he wouldn't do that to me! Girl, I'll be there live and direct. We'll start plans ASAP. if he ever punches you, be rest assured - he'll be someone's bitch.  He can't even try it jare! He'll be too mesmerized by you to even lift a hand. He's already putty in your hands. |
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stillwater (f)
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How can people be proud of hitting a woman?   |
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The Sly
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No . . . .You know what i mean. . . . . not me bumhow would i smack me bum I'm waiting. . . Who's next please . . . . Watch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TUI ko. . . .TUG entertainment Ni. |
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StephenP (m)
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How can people be proud of hitting a woman? |
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Jackal. (m)
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@ J-girl, You reckon? @ Stillwater, There's no law that says one has to be proud of EVERYTHING he/she does. Hitting aint fair but somebody gast to do it to correct em knuckle-headz. @ Antidote, Eldee is a GAYnner. . . . . .still mourning over what could have been. |
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The Sly
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@sly, buoy do mek me hav fi damage yo, , BTW, How come Eldee hasnt shown up? He likes these type of debates, Ohhh NO!!!! Antidote with her Chinese and Arabics again . . . Damage my what. . . . are u talking about my (*Censored*) ? |
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stillwater (f)
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@ Stillwater,
There's no law that says one has to be proud of EVERYTHING he/she does.
Hitting aint fair but somebody gast to do it to correct em knuckle-headz. Violence's not the answer!!!! |
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j-girl (f)
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I'll handle Sly - not to worry. I'm using you to handle Jackal. EwoooooooO! Antidote, you won't kill me! Yeah you can damage his pencil - he has enough baby mamas as he is |
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Jackal. (m)
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Violence's not the answer!!!!
Negative!!!!!!!!!!! Violence is not ALWAYS the answer. However, for most of these tricks, u need a considerable level of violence to deal with them. It seems u are yet to encounter a demon-possessed chic. . . . Lil argument, she smashes your plasma screen. . . .trash your shoes, scratch your Jeep and all em kind of stuffs. . . .what is a man supposed to do in such scenario. . . .Kiss her toes? @ Antidote, A bottle of tylenol should do. I don't know who i despise the most. . . . . .Gaynners or heterophobes. Blimey, i forgot the 2 words are exactly the same thang. |
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The Sly
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Antidote + J-Girl = Chicken 2You both can't handle me. . . .so don't even sweat it. . . . And what are u gon do with ma pencil? Plllllllllsssssssssssssss!! nononononn i don't play with it at all. . . |
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j-girl (f)
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Lol - you're forgiven, dear! Girl, we all know Jackal is already with you - we don't have to pass him to you Antidote + J-Girl = Chicken 2You both can't handle me. . . .so don't even sweat it. . . . And what are u gon do with ma pencil? Plllllllllsssssssssssssss!! nononononn i don't play with it at all. . . Oh my poor dear Sly, You know what i can do to you. Don't make me spew everything here. We both know |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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Yes na, pass him, like the dutchie, pon de left hand side , That's my baby, no one messes with him before getting pass me, My attorney, you can't take these to courts, remember we are going to fry him if he slips up Oh my poor dear Sly, You know what i can do to you. Don't make me spew everything here. We both know As to the Sly one, deal with his ass, make him pay . I want to see him "rip" the runway out at Riker's island  |
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The Sly
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Antidote. . . With J-girlyou are deceiving yourself. . With Chris Brown and Lewis. . . .i got J's key in ma palm. . . For the last time. . . . . .Tell J'girl not to mess with ma pencil. . . .i still got lots of ''write-ups'' to do with it. . . . |
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stillwater (f)
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Negative!!!!!!!!!!!
Violence is not ALWAYS the answer.
However, for most of these tricks, u need a considerable level of violence to deal with them. I remember you screaming on some other thread about capital punishment not being the answer to a crime commited and your words were repaying violence for violence is not the answer!!!!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, from what I see here that statement is probably used only when it suits your arguement . It seems u are yet to encounter a demon-possessed chic. . . . Lil argument, she smashes your plasma screen. . . .trash your shoes, scratch your Jeep and all em kind of stuffs. . . .what is a man supposed to do in such scenario. . . .Kiss her toes? I screen my acquintances well before getting on to the next level with them . |
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j-girl (f)
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Yes na, pass him, like the dutchie, pon de left hand side , That's my baby, no one messes with him before getting pass me, My attorney, you can't take these to courts, remember we are going to fry him if he slips up As to the Sly one, deal with his ass, make him pay . I want to see him "rip" the runway out at Riker's island Lol - definitely, girl! I'll deal with sly in a different way. He's in denial about it. Antidote. . . With J-girlyou are deceiving yourself. . With Chris Brown and Lewis. . . .i got J's key in ma palm. . . For the last time. . . . . .Tell J'girl not to mess with ma pencil. . . .i still got lots of ''write-ups'' to do with it. . . . I don't know the rubbish you're writing. We've talked about this. Enough writing Sly - stop this now! Just because you know all that stuff about me doesn't mean everyone else on Nairaland should know. Keep my key in your palm and stop making duplicates!  |
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stillwater (f)
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---->Jackal
I Thing I'Ma consider your style. . . . . . . . .
Based on what happened to you at the restaurant. . . i would never take that if i was in yo shoe!
Already i have more than 100 ways to deal with any stubborn cat that tries to mess up
But then again . . .I think a hot dirty smack with my harsh fingers would be a good choice!! making it 101you knowjust as an alternative
I have done it before though. . . .In sec. school. . . . My people warned me not to try it again because most females are chickens!
The girl tried to cut ma skin with her teeth and without any hesitation,
I delivered a terrible punch straight to her natural pillows. . . .she nearly fainted. . .
I am disappointed in Sly. |
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~Antidote~ (f)
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@J-girl, don't mind Sly, word on the street is that his pencil needs a sharpener, Dull points NOT effective at all @Sly, you better be nice to ma attorney, Afterall, she's the best after JOhnny Cochran, and you better believe that . On that note guys, I am off, Need to sing lullaby for my Jackal( he sees dead people, don't want my baby experiencing any nightmares tonight ) J-girl make sure you keep Sly on his leash tonight, That boy just cannot be trusted, Buenos noches mi amigos, Hasta la vista |
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The Sly
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I am disappointed in Sly. If God Almighty is for us. . . . .Who can be against us? Nobody. . . . . . . |
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