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oziomatv (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #32 on: May 02, 2008, 12:46 PM »

Things I hate about being male?
 1. we can't resist looking at women's booty or boobs and her presence can distract our attention even on a serious discussion.
 2. We can f**k any dirty  p*****y without minding her beauty status as long as she made it available.
 3. We chase anything on skirt.
 4.We can't win any argument with women.
 5. No mater how strong we're women are always our weak point.
 6. We always pay for pleasure or sex, direct or indirectly even when she asked for it.
 7. We can't use our body as women do to get favour without being accused of sexual harassment or rape.

  And many more.

     BUT MAN I THANKED GOD FOR UMUNWANYI  their p**sy can relieve so many tension in the body.
 
jennykadry (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #33 on: May 02, 2008, 01:33 PM »

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Things I hate about being male?
 1. we can't resist looking at women's booty or boobs and her presence can distract our attention even on a serious discussion.
 2. We can f**k any dirty  p*****y without minding her beauty status as long as she made it available.
 3. We chase anything on skirt.
 4.We can't win any argument with women.
 5. No mater how strong we're women are always our weak point.
 6. We always pay for pleasure or sex, direct or indirectly even when she asked for it.
 7. We can't use our body as women do to get favour without being accused of sexual harassment or rape.

  And many more.

     BUT MAN I THANKED GOD FOR UMUNWANYI  their p**sy can relieve so many tension

rofl Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ozi tell them men ,wey dey make mouth for here unnecessarily,as if wtout pussy them go fit survive
HR.hotness (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #34 on: May 02, 2008, 01:44 PM »

Why should everything have sexual undertones,
some guys hate being men for reasons other than those of a sexual nature.

my neighbour once told me that he hated having to be strong and level headed all the time
its a woman's prerogative to breakdown and be irrational, women are also more resistant to mental and emotional stresses,,, read it in some journal Grin
oziomatv (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #35 on: May 02, 2008, 02:02 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 02, 2008, 01:44 PM
Why should everything have sexual undertones,
some guys hate being men for reasons other than those of a sexual nature.

my neighbour once told me that he hated having to be strong and level headed all the time
its a woman's prerogative to breakdown and be irrational, women are also more resistant to mental and emotional stresses,,, read it in some journal Grin

    IT'S ONLY THE SEXUAL PART WE'VE PROBLEM WITH, OTHER PARTS ARE PERFECT.
God knows why he made it that way if not, women would have been less important on earth since all powers belongs to us(men) for them(women) to have a sense of belonging they should have something men (lack) to offer as exchange.

 are you a nun?
HR.hotness (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #36 on: May 02, 2008, 03:02 PM »

Quote from: oziomatv on May 02, 2008, 02:02 PM
God knows why he made it that way if not, women would have been less important on earth since all powers belongs to us(men) for them(women) to have a sense of belonging they should have something men (lack) to offer as exchange.

I'm not even going to justify such mindless rubbish with an answer


Quote from: oziomatv on May 02, 2008, 02:02 PM
  IT'S ONLY THE SEXUAL PART WE'VE PROBLEM WITH, OTHER PARTS ARE PERFECT.

 are you a nun?

I can see that is all u're about
I'm grateful to God not all men are like you, I shudder to think what civilisation would hav been  Undecided
oziomatv (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #37 on: May 02, 2008, 03:11 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on May 02, 2008, 03:02 PM
I'm not even going to justify such mindless rubbish with an answer


I can see that is all u're about
I'm grateful to God not all men are like you, I shudder to think what civilisation would hav been Undecided

  Thanks for the insult. do me a favour don't read my post.
kay9 (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #38 on: May 03, 2008, 12:56 AM »

 Undecided Undecided (***shakes head at all the war-of-words going back and forth***)

I'm sure that what this thread ended up looking like wasn't what the first poster (who incidentally is female  Smiley ) expected. But the truth is that guys NATURALLY love being guys. It ain't our fault; that's just the way it is. I even tried to honestly answer the question (i.e. what I hate about being male), but I after 3mins of honest, "true-to-God" self-searching, I still couldn't come up with anything! Grin Sorry ladies, but don't make sour grapes out of this; we just LUV being male. Grin
HR.hotness (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #39 on: May 03, 2008, 06:07 PM »

Quote from: kay9 on May 03, 2008, 12:56 AM
Undecided Undecided (***shakes head at all the war-of-words going back and forth***)

I'm sure that what this thread ended up looking like wasn't what the first poster (who incidentally is female  Smiley ) expected. But the truth is that guys NATURALLY love being guys. It ain't our fault; that's just the way it is. I even tried to honestly answer the question (i.e. what I hate about being male), but I after 3mins of honest, "true-to-God" self-searching, I still couldn't come up with anything! Grin Sorry ladies, but don't make sour grapes out of this; we just LUV being male. Grin

fair enough,,, I'm just sick of the way every topic ends up being being about sex and gender superiority
I knw for a fact that not all men are as ignorant as is portrayed on nairaland
its disgusting how these fools force ridiculous notions and ideas down our throats in the name of freedom of speech
lucabrasi (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #40 on: May 03, 2008, 07:21 PM »

i hate having to look for a wife or having to step to girls,why can't the girls giving a guy her number be a normal thing,and why can't all sorts of girls hit on guys when u go out shoppn,partyn,clubbn and why can't a guy have like 3/4 diffrent girls to choose from after weighn who has the best paying job,who s prettier e.t.c without the guy being called a gold digger or playa or vain,honestly,
tRoOE (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #41 on: May 06, 2008, 01:20 AM »

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh men males are like babies, they take time to grow Cheesy Cheesy
drrionelli (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #42 on: May 06, 2008, 10:04 PM »

Well, as a male, let's look at it this way (playing "devil's advocate" for the ladies):

In the realm of engineering, one begins with a prototype.  One then sees how it works and corrects any potential problems with it before the final product is built.

Supposedly, man was made first.  After man was made, then woman was made. 

Am I seeing a trend here?   Grin
SeanT21 (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #43 on: May 06, 2008, 10:10 PM »

Quote from: drrionelli on May 06, 2008, 10:04 PM
Well, as a male, let's look at it this way (playing "devil's advocate" for the ladies):

In the realm of engineering, one begins with a prototype. One then sees how it works and corrects any potential problems with it before the final product is built.

Supposedly, man was made first. After man was made, then woman was made.

Am I seeing a trend here? Grin

but guess what. WOMAN means  WO-MAN. God was saying woe unto the men. he knew yall couldnt hang on your own 2 feet.
kojeiwa (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #44 on: May 06, 2008, 10:52 PM »

12 disadvantages of being a man.

1. The pressure to succeed in life. Men often have the pressure to be successful in life especially
    if their mates are doing well.

2. The fact the we can't resist having a woman in our life. Man's weakness is the pursue of pu*sy

3.  We can't come consecutively as woman can have multiple orgasm

4. We can't really use what we have to get what we want.

5. The fear of approaching a woman we like or have feelings for

6. The fact that no matter how successful we are  in life, how rich we are, we feel like nothing without
     a woman in our life.

7. The fact the we are most likely to end up in jail for some offense or crime committed.

8. The fact the some men have a small private and worried about it,  thinking they can't please a woman enough with it.

9. The fact that we always have to prove our financial stability for most women to consider us for marriage or dating

10. Men always have to be brave , we can't just cry when we want to, or else we are not man enough.

11.  we can't depend on women financially as women can depend on us financially.

12. The man is always kick out the house or sent to jail if engaged in a fight with his wife or girlfriend, no matter whose fault, mostly in Overseas.
stillwater (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #45 on: May 06, 2008, 11:08 PM »

Eyaaahhh, sorry  Cheesy
Cadet (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #46 on: May 06, 2008, 11:11 PM »

Quote from: kojeiwa on May 06, 2008, 10:52 PM
10 disadvantage of being a man.

1. The pressure to succeed in life. Men often have the pressure to be successful in life especially
    if their mates are doing well.

2. The fact the we can't resist having a woman in our life. Man's weakness is the pursue of pu*sy

3.  We can't come consecutively as woman can have multiple orgasm

4. We can't depend on women financially as women can depend on us financially

5. The fear of approaching a woman we like or have feelings for

6. The fact that no matter how successful we are  in life, how rich we are, we feel like nothing without
     a woman in our life.

7. The fact the we are most likely to end up in jail for some offense or crime committed.

8. The fact the some men do a small private and worried about it,  thinking they can't please a woman.

9. The fact that we always have to prove our financially stability for most women to consider us for marriage or dating

10. Men always have to be brave , we can't just cry when we want to, or else we are not man enough.

true talk. You're like one of the first man here to tell the truth  Kiss. see them yeye men claiming there's nothing wrong being a man. shior
his_grace (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #47 on: May 06, 2008, 11:15 PM »

i hate that it is me having to look for pu ssy most times - not the other way round.
stillwater (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #48 on: May 06, 2008, 11:50 PM »

This guy stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spermdrops
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #49 on: May 08, 2008, 01:04 AM »

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Oziomatv
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  Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #32 on: May 02, 2008, 12:46 PM » 

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Things I hate about being male?
 1. we can't resist looking at women's booty or boobs and her presence can distract our attention even on a serious discussion.
 2. We can f**k any dirty  p*****y without minding her beauty status as long as she made it available.
 3. We chase anything on skirt.
 4.We can't win any argument with women.
 5. No mater how strong we're women are always our weak point.
 6. We always pay for pleasure or sex, direct or indirectly even when she asked for it.
 7. We can't use our body as women do to get favour without being accused of sexual harassment or rape.

  And many more.

     BUT MAN I THANKED GOD FOR UMUNWANYI  their p**sy can relieve so many tension in the body


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kojeiwa (m)
USA
Posts: 315

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  Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #44 on: May 06, 2008, 10:52 PM » 

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12 disadvantages of being a man.

1. The pressure to succeed in life. Men often have the pressure to be successful in life especially
    if their mates are doing well.

2. The fact the we can't resist having a woman in our life. Man's weakness is the pursue of pu*sy

3.  We can't come consecutively as woman can have multiple orgasm

4. We can't really use what we have to get what we want.

5. The fear of approaching a woman we like or have feelings for

6. The fact that no matter how successful we are  in life, how rich we are, we feel like nothing without
     a woman in our life.

7. The fact the we are most likely to end up in jail for some offense or crime committed.

8. The fact the some men have a small private and worried about it,  thinking they can't please a woman enough with it.

9. The fact that we always have to prove our financial stability for most women to consider us for marriage or dating

10. Men always have to be brave , we can't just cry when we want to, or else we are not man enough.

11.  we can't depend on women financially as women can depend on us financially.

12. The man is always kick out the house or sent to jail if engaged in a fight with his wife or girlfriend, no matter whose fault, mostly in Overseas.


Quote from: his_grace on May 06, 2008, 11:15 PM
i hate that it is me having to look for pu ssy most times - not the other way round.

The best responses yet from real men.  I think I will go with the joy of entering a warm juicy pussy. The dirtier the sweeter! Grin  Too much of a sweet sensation to resist. Tongue
drrionelli (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #50 on: May 09, 2008, 07:57 PM »

I don't mean to go off-topic, Spermdrops, but I have to ask: 

What is meant by your "signature?"
Spermdrops
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #51 on: May 11, 2008, 10:10 PM »

Quote from: drrionelli on May 09, 2008, 07:57 PM
I don't mean to go off-topic, Spermdrops, but I have to ask:

What is meant by your "signature?"

I love to go offtopic as you can see the thread is dying a natural death like most threads on Nairaland these days.  To answer your question, I love mine "thick and well formed"!  The ultimate sign of good health!

High potency stuff if you know what I mean. Those deposits always put me to a good sleep after settling undisintegrated!

Do you need some? Tongue

Do you like my picture profile?  Very thick I should say! Tongue Not sickly looking if I may add.

Especially the thick juicy succulent lips! C-L-E-A-N Cool
SeanT21 (f)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #52 on: Yesterday at 03:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Spermdrops on May 11, 2008, 10:10 PM
I love to go offtopic as you can see the thread is dying a natural death like most threads on Nairaland these days.  To answer your question, I love mine "thick and well formed"!  The ultimate sign of good health!

High potency stuff if you know what I mean. Those deposits always put me to a good sleep after settling undisintegrated!

Do you need some? Tongue

Do you like my picture profile?  Very thick I should say! Tongue Not sickly looking if I may add.

Especially the thick juicy succulent lips! C-L-E-A-N Cool


no need for all that info.
drrionelli (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #53 on: Yesterday at 06:02:55 PM »

@Spermdrops:
You ask if I need "some." 

Well, if what you're asking is what I think you're asking, I must politely decline, although the gesture of your generous offer is appreciated.   Smiley
Spermdrops
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #54 on: Today at 08:14:18 AM »

Quote from: drrionelli on Yesterday at 06:02:55 PM
@Spermdrops:
You ask if I need "some."

Well, if what you're asking is what I think you're asking, I must politely decline, although the gesture of your generous offer is appreciated. Smiley


You are always such a gentleman.  No problem at all.  Will just move to the next willing customer. Kiss
drrionelli (m)
Re: What Do You Hate About Being A Male?
« #55 on: Today at 06:13:47 PM »

Thank you for your graciousness!
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