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gunpoint (m)
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There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of The Hicksville Southern Baptist Church.
It seems the first hint of Trouble came when the Pastor preached on "dedicating yourselves to service" and the Choir Director chose to sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved."
Trying to believe it was a coincidence; the Pastor put the incident behind him. The next Sunday he preached on "giving". Afterwards, The choir squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All."
By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on "the sin of gossiping". Would you believe the Choir Director selected: "I Love To Tell the Story."
There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the congregation that unless something changed he was considering resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led them in: "Why Not Tonight."
Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later; explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What a Friend We Have in Jesus."
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calmguyj (m)
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Thumbs up my guy 
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clemcykul (m)
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buahhahha lmao gunnie gunnie how i missed uuuuuuuuu what hapened to ya? so the news is true that u were imprisoned in irag? glad u came out of your incarceration unscratched  well come once again |
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saucekid (m)
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her ear dey sharp na
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gunpoint (m)
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You B BAPTIST??? OK DEN CELE CHURCH |
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folly69 (m)
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nice 1 gunny |
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ifyalways (f)
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Yeah i am. modify it then |
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gunpoint (m)
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OK NNE!! IFYBLABLA PASTOR 4 CELE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . INSHORT, D MAN LATER RUN!!! HAPI NW?? |
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gunpoint (m)
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KICK IT BABY KICK IT You'V GROWN BAD SINCE I LAST SAW You, I LIKA DAT  |
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ifyalways (f)
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. . . .and your thing had been malfunctioning of recent,you have seriously depreciated,you can't stand for 1 straight hr without falling,you are far from the man i feel in rove with. Gunnie is all over,am glad am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Pick up your dumb face from the floor and move out of ma villa. |
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quentininc (m)
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nice 1 gunny
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StephenP (m)
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LMAO! That is a tight joke.
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kronkykay (m)
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gunnie is now back on his D1cI<. . . . . i mean feet. . .
weldone man!
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info (m)
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@ topic  |
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saucekid (m)
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you don mental abi?
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info (m)
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@ saucekid If me mental, you get me cure?  |
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bibs (f)
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oshokolo ba blah sha ka ba eyy
ba a kwara bara oh oh, eih eih,
, every spirit of kolomentalism depart info in Jesus name
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info (m)
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depart info in Jesus name
You won join me for heaven abi?  |
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saucekid (m)
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heaven my yansh!
una go first signup for hell
@ info
i get your cure. . . . . . *u fit fcuk lioness?*
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info (m)
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@ saucekid You need to coach me how to do that o  |
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saucekid (m)
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coach you? this is done with intuitionabi you no want ya madness to cure? |
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info (m)
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What if she bite my di<k in the process of BJ? you know how lions scuk na and i no be expect
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saucekid (m)
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then you'll have to protect yourself so it doesnt happen
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info (m)
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What happend to Friends in need?  |
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saucekid (m)
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they die if they don't do the deed |
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