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saucekid (m)
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2 star generals huh!
we'll see about that
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simmy (m)
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wassop to evry1
i ll take on floshow, wit 4 my verse dawg
any 1 know where mailmac is?
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mailmalc (m)
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hey Simmy ! mailmalc is just around the corner watching the whole show. Won't be able to participate 'because of my on goin examination but if you have anything for me or against me  just drop it 'nd i'll definately get back @ ya. Safe man |
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simmy (m)
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Mailamac : 1 love all the best in your papers
This one s 4 floshow- no hard feelings
This flowshow s a mofo 4 sure
f, ing homo wants a tatse of my seed
oh no! go get some from your hoe, hi saucekid
Your metaphor s an eyesore im the one with the cruel intentions (see battle with saucekid)
your ryhmings out of timing youre a bore stop the pretensions
My lines are heavier than lead they ll weigh u down
instead of battling me dawg u can go shag shaz and give her head
bitch u can't stand me even with a thousand mics in your hand
my rhymes will bury u quick like its f ing quicksand
I'm dangerous like a mad bull
next to me youre a tadpole
im a pilgrim on a mission on a rap journey
your faggot mouth emissions can only battle your granny
Your Stupid Ass FLOWS/ Have got nothing to SHOW.
Your re completely useless, like an arrow with no bow
a pimp with no hoe
a body without a soul
you re whacker than saucekid and even saucekid is whack
im going to murder you and then him back to back
this is a nuclear attack dawg, i ll keep busting u till your brain splits
relentless i stay focused like a baby searching 4 his mamas teats
like a bitch on heat im a make u lower your pants
your stupid reply to this ish will follow but ive already slowed your rants (pronounce slowered)
game over! my ish has wont the battle won before it begun
im a messiah to u bitch!bow down before me son
Word!
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Shaz (f)
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Sauce, it's been over 24 hours since i took your challenge and you still haven't dropped your verse. Whats up with that?
@simmy, you can do nameplays but don't try gettin rude at me because u ain't know me, for starters
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makavele (m)
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saucekid is busy preparing sauce for his momma!
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mailmalc (m)
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@no-one
beep beep beep ! the king is calling/
y'all like wan'na-bees, but ya bleat instead of buzzin/
pledge loyalty to his highness or he boils your balls-in/
these hot flows yes ! i'm a top pro/
u's like a used rag and i' simply came out to dump yo/
the only thing 'hard' about ya is the drive in your PC's/
like i was programmed to rip 'em to pieces for no fcukin reasons/
step against a rap-superior like me, see/
i'mma leave u partially blind but only defeat you' be seeing/
who's da best? ask your self, mos def is yo boy/
i don't do no repairs, niggaz recall, i destroy/
terminate these wacks with immediate effect/
their game's skippin so i got all of 'em on eject/
rage with so much heat that 'sweat' rivals like keith/
i jack son's off, gave 'em dope lyrics yet they couldn't mic it/
got your sack letter, please help me type it/
your 16's so filthy, even '10 closeup(s)' wouldn't white it/
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simmy (m)
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hey shaz, no hard feelings wassup flo, waiting on you mailmac nice 1, good to see your exams havnt taken the emcee in u away, i ll take u on once i m through with flo |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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******************** ATTENTION ALL NETCESS COMPETING*************************
ITS SEEMS THIS TWO-STAR GENERAL AND ONE STAR GENERAL THING AINT WORKING,
AS THE MODERATOR OF THIS BATTLE ZONE I HEREBY OVER-RIDE MY PREVIOUS RULES BY INTRODUCING THE ULTIMATE ORDER
*ORDER 1* FROM HENCE FORTH ALL NETCEES ARE EQUALL (NO MORE ONE 1 or two star generals)
*ORDER 2* FIRST NTECEE REACH 7 BARS IS DECLARED WINNER (CANT BATTLE THE SAME EMCEE TWICE )
I THINK THIS IS LUCID AND FAIR ENUF
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Shaz (f)
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Juss what we needed because yo so called 2-star generals are takin a piss, rate for the 2 that battled. . And yo brid, i accepted sauce's invitation like 2days ago but if ain't dropped nothing yet. . Should i juss drop my verse and wait for juss 24 hours more?
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Shaz (f)
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Juss what we needed because yo so called 2-star generals are takin a piss, rate for the 2 that battled. . And yo brid, i accepted sauce's invitation like 2days ago but if ain't dropped nothing yet. . Should i juss drop my verse and wait for juss 24 hours more?
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saucekid (m)
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@ shaz
been busy with exams
will do that tomorrow
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makavele (m)
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@Saucekid
watever your weaknesses are, stop making excuses please!
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FLOWSHOW
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@Saucekid
watever your weaknesses are, stop making excuses please!
lollllllllllllllllll |
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FLOWSHOW
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@simmy aka SHIMMY (SINGLET)
flowshows coming through~ make way~da king of metaphor is here~just fashy !
multis expected like hummer 4~simmy is like mitsu-bitchy~a japanese ashy !
i just don't think ''ahead'' of you~ my lines surpass the thought capacity on simmys ''head''!
shimmy is singlet* , rappers surprised because they gat no idea why flowshow is dear !
smack your ear~punch you in da rear~make u wear n tear~like shirts worn last year! ***
my multis are mad ~niggas eager to read flow lines~like virgins 'coming' from behind
flowshow da master~my punchlines because more disasters than the earthquakes in china
like shaz vagina~ flowshow is the most wanted like barrack obama
this aint no word dawg, all i see is grammatical errors at its very best
you are just the second wackest ~after saucekid and the rest
simmy vest gets shattered like catapults fired on bird nest
i flow sick n dangerous ,your wackness aint new to us
simmy flows are immatured~ like children in ''toys r us''
pimp, ho, mofo, these are the word ill rappers don't use
ama slap your face hard and leave youR BRAIN confused
rhyming is simple, my smacking u can't refuse
leave ya brain shattered to give your face goose pimple
third line of your verse reveals you as an illiterate
''pretensions'' is spelt ''pretence'' not ''pretension'' fool! (line 5 of his verse)
grab a chair~ sit down ~and listen to the masters school
you is a disgrace to nigeria ~because of the bombs your mouth shoots
dip your face back into your mothers vagina~ to send u back to your roots
my rhymes change faster than michael jackson's faces
flow multis rip simmy jaws colder than da coldest of ice
your rhymes are history~ like your mama confessing her real age n dying straight away
simmy is like faeces~his lines are full of shit that why he is nicknamed da suckaway***
my punchlines are like mjs~they thrill simmy like da thriller in manila
flow lines in high demand ~am most wanted like children asking for vanilla
simmy lines are too wack ~they stink better than his mother's vagina!
flows metaphors~ is da ultimate like gulder~flows known as da pussi filler
none known to drop lines doper than coke ~like godzilla my size is much bigger
flowshow infects simmy with lyrical sickness ~they would think he was hiv +
punchlines intelligent ~you couldnt remove the l from + and turn it negative
hybrid get him out of my face
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HYBRID-X (m)
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**********************RESULTS************************
SIMMY VS FLOWSHOW
SIMMY
delivery: 4
word play : 3
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing : 4
rhyming : 4
TOTAL =19
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FLOWSHOW
delivery: 4
word play : 5
metaphors/similes: 5
dissing : 6
rhyming : 5
TOTAL = 25
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FLOWSHOWS WINS
**WARNING FLOW TRY AS MUCH AS TO LIMIT UR BARS TO 16 AIGHT
*****************BAR-METER********************
FLOWSHOW 3 BARS
SHAZ 2 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
MALTHUSS 2 BARS
tianshe 1 BAR
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FLOWSHOW
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@hybrid
observation noted!
@shaz
the coast is clear, the battle ground is empty, its now me against you, u gotta drop your verse in 24hrs shaz. flowshow invites shaz . waiting on u
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Shaz (f)
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Cool down, flow. . I got drop a verse against Sauce, he's to post any minute from now
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saucekid (m)
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@ shaz checked ma phone~oh damn~i've got mail comin looked to see who it is~its shaz~she wants some floggin woulda let it be~but no this chic want some arse whoopin i'd give it to her hard~like a hoe,i keep her cummin i got lotsa reasons but one~she just like frontin trying to prove she's tough~just to form~she no know notin tempted to punch her in the gut~but ma mama could be watchin waitin to pull out ma hair if i disrespect a lady throwin caution to the wind~i'm braced to slap her silly lyrically harrass her~make her look like a doggone billy checkin ma gun chamber~i've got some branded casin with the name SHAZ~emgraved in silver linings one bullet for you arse~the rest i bury in yo belly the Tv screamin~thats right,your obituary don't take this personal~the golden rule~i aint no damn cardinal you see me~then you done~i remain eclectical @ makavele don't hate brova. . . just because i whooped yo arse 2ice on yo thread  |
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owolomo
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hey wats good to all my naija peeps, CHEKK OUT THA WEBSITE www.myspace.com/theafricankings those guys are really hot, them go make naija craze, A NEW REVOLUTION FOR HIP HOP IN NAIJA, |
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mailmalc (m)
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hello simmy. try dish out and serve your 8 bars on time. I have a really tight schedule through out this new week and guess i'll be too busy to reply anything but if you can drop sumfin today, i think i'll be able to respond. Peace man.
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saucekid (m)
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i'm waitin for ma date. . . shaz
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Shaz (f)
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@SauceKid,
Did I keep yer waiting? Soz, weekends are my busiest days. . Anyhoo, I'ma juss drop a keystyle, with a nu style later in the day.
Good night, Nairaland
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simmy (m)
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hey mail, sorry don't do nairaland on weekends, striclty 4 my boo! but i ll drop smthng today, it aiight if ure too busy to reply, reply anytime u want, hybrid shld b able to make an xception for you
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saucekid (m)
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where u @ shaz?
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Shaz (f)
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Hook: The chef's here, where the sauce at?
I'll sweep this cat off his feet like the Burma floods, hear the sounds of defeat
I'ma bout to do something drastic - adding 'sauce' to the 'beef'(chef!!)
Just a glance at Suck-Kid's line was enough for Nas to conclude on hip-hop(Long Dead)
Damn, do I really need 16s 2 do this job? This 4 is enough work
Consulted your ghost writers on this? h'vnly mess, this guy is a mess
You can't lay tracks even if you were a pregnant bird in a nest(Damn!)
The only time sauce ain't a faggot is being a fag (lmao!)
Saucekid? Nah! Punches smacked into your tooth, misplace your swag
Battling Sauce has been my greatest pleasure - all i need is lack of effort
One advice: GO BACK TO UR R'N'Bs, the least rap could use is another Eddie Levert*
You really gots go back now, as you said your momma's watching, ready to flog u(Sauce is a pu*ssy)
If that's what your 'old lady' can do, now think how much more I can do 2 you
Snitch!! has his arms open-to-sirens, faggot loves to ride di*ck like its a blow job in a stable
Try me, i'll leave u scarred and unable, knocked the sauce out of the jar, now it's poured all over the table!(now, he really can't feel his face)
Ask those before you, i'm the lyrical Osama, remember Ayangba (Ayangba girlz are dangerous, lol)
I won this again, Leave you hungry for votes like Hillary & Obama
Outro: Lagbaja - Gra GRa
*no do gra gra for me ah! because if u vex me and i talk, your mama no go know u again*
* he's always complaining that he's into r'n'b not rap, that's why he's not hot - STALE NEWS
Now, mr. sauce, there u go. . have a nice day |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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***************************RESULT*************************************
SAUCEKID VS SHAZ
SAUCEKID
delivery: 5
word play : 4
metaphors/similes:4
dissing :5
rhyming :4
TOTAL =22
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SHAZ
delivery:5
word play : 6
metaphors/similes:5
dissing :6
rhyming :5
TOTAL =27
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SHAZ WINS
*****************BAR-METER********************
FLOWSHOW 3 BARS
SHAZ 3 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
MALTHUSS 2 BARS
tianshe 1 BAR
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@ all em NETCESS
YO!!! things are kind'a slow this days . . . . . . very few battles very few challenges . . . . whgats the deal . . . . .
MAY BE THE 7 MARK BAR IS TOO MUCH . . . . . . . . WELL THE BRID HAS DECIDED TO REDUCE IT TO 5BARS
********* FIRST NETCEE TO HIT 5 BARS WILL BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY***************
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chiogo (f)
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Roflmao @ shaz' last post, this chick is funny! Yo, y'all are mad funny on this page, I was dyin readin most of the lines! |
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saucekid (m)
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don't die yet ooo
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Shaz (f)
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Mr. Flowshow, holla baq. . you got 24 hours bruv, good luck
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FLOWSHOW
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@shaz
your done wit sauce now, are you ok to battle me, if yes drop your 16s in 24hrs. oshe maami
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