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naija_made (m)
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is it too late for anybody else to join the rap battles
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FLOWSHOW
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@shaz aka sars
flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself fcuked up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
shaz got skills?~her pussi tight~fcuk her pussi bloody with cruel intentions
keep your eyes open~watch me turn your bar to a blindman stick~ walkin with no directions
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt 'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
gaddamnit~flowshow bout to rip it~flowshow da illest~flows bout to fall sick
lets face the facts ~flowshows got the balls that this virgin lacks
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ fcuk u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life**
even if shaz walks on project fame she would still come lame
slap you in the boobs to make your 'ass' pop outtta your bakassi
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
when u see flowshow da gangsta~ recognise its time for danger
because am bout to rip shaz like a horse in a dog's manger
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly board **
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !
hybrid take her out of my face
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Shaz (f)
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flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself fcuked up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
shaz got skills?~her pussi tight~fcuk her pussi bloody with cruel intentions
keep your eyes open~watch me turn your bar to a blindman stick~ walkin with no directions
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt 'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
gaddamnit~flowshow bout to rip it~flowshow da illest~flows bout to fall sick
lets face the facts ~flowshows got the balls that this virgin lacks
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ fcuk u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life**
even if shaz walks on project fame she would still come lame
slap you in the boobs to make your 'ass' pop outtta your bakassi
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
when u see flowshow da gangsta~ recognise its time for danger
because am bout to rip shaz like a horse in a dog's manger
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly board **
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !
FU*CK THA LITERATURE
Tune: Ether You got a flow problem? Bring it to the bank
Got enough punches to hook u by the balls you barely had
Yeah, people are really all on your limp little delapidated di*ck
you don't even know the true meaning, a decapitated prick
no head, no brain, you just a pathetic excuse of an ebonix major
You're not a hustler, if anything, you've got a chronic pager
and to be honest, majorly you deal with the swag, like your woman
bringing her in to get support cause you can't do this on your own-man
Go on, let edosioo write your verse for you, since she's better
Flowshow is nothing but a pathetic fake, like cheap car leather
I keep u amazed and reminiscin like "damn, u got ass ma`"
got u on lock your breathing's real stifled like u got asthma
Look, it's nothing to rip u, it's not like none of ya stuff is ill
Pumpin steel?? I'll leave this "bird in a box" like "KFC bucket meals"
Me no know why he's actin hard, in this race u can't pass me sir
You ain't even pass the par, You'll get popped & ripped Like acne Scars
You'so full of shit, you must the new-age soakaway
Made me go all vernacular, made me say 'ori e o pe'*
This half-a-line is for your grave, FI *****************************************
Whatever happened to edosioo - lol, fuckin' NY (the NY design, the way Y is on top of N)
Tha Way I Flow, it's Nairaland's Headlines, When He Flow, it's Red Lines (Flow's the pussy he got, he's got the curse - menses)
Heat blow, You're a dead dime, not only would you be unheard of, you'll be nowhere to be found like Ne-Yo's hairline**
You shouldn't have risked coming to the battlefield, now you're long gone
Now you've left poor edosioo & chasisgirl singin the Diddy song (I'll be missing you, honestly one tear dropped from me)
* vernacular for 'you're stupid'
** he wrote a line - 'flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father' |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@flowshow
bro,i am not analyzing what u have posted. . . . i already complained that your bars are just too lenghtly . . .all i want is 16bars bro nothing more nothing less . . . . . no disrespect man u gave u me your word you wont exceed 16 bars . . . . i insist u stick to 16bars aight
be easy
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saucekid (m)
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he dey post too much
no cats on this thang again
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FLOWSHOW
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@hybrid
hybrid i thot 16bars means 32 lines abi? correct me if thats wrong but i will cut that one down to 16 as you requested.
@shaz aka sars
flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself fcuked up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt 'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ fcuk u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life holding a jack knife**
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly boards **
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !
hybrid take her out of my face
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saucekid (m)
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but she's still in your face
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FLOWSHOW
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@saucekid
wack and sore losers always beef. urs is not a surprise.
why don't u allow hybrid do his thing abi u wan replace hybid?
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Shaz (f)
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Brid,
You're complainin bout things moving slow but here you are -tying me and Flowshow down for 2 days without a result, we can't battle anyone else now. . Please speed up your process. Peace!
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HYBRID-X (m)
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***************************RESULT*************************************
FLOWSHOW VS SHAZ
FLOWSHOW
delivery: 4
word play : 4
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing : 6
rhyming : 4
TOTAL = 21
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SHAZ
delivery: 6
word play : 6
metaphors/similes: 6
dissing : 7
rhyming :5
TOTAL = 30
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SHAZ WINS
****************BAR-METER********************
SHAZ 3 BARS
FLOWSHOW 2 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
MALTHUSS 2 BARS
tianshe 1 BAR
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HYBRID-X (m)
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*************************SORRY RTHGE PREVIOUS BAR-METER WAS WRONG*******************
BELOW IS THE CORRECT BAR METER ,KINDLY PARDON ME. . . . . .
****************BAR-METER********************
SHAZ 4 BARS
FLOWSHOW 3 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
MALTHUSS 2 BARS
TIANSHE 1 BAR
SHAZ IS JUST A BAR AWAY FROM SNATCHING THE TITLE . . . . . .HMMMMMMMMMMMM NEVER THOUGHT SHAZ WOULD COME THIS FAR . . . . . . . ANYWAYS THE BATTLES STILL ON . . . .
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saucekid (m)
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@ flowshow
don't get all riled up cus a girl whooped u
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Shaz (f)
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Yo, Knife , I'm calling you out now. You got 24 hours. Goodluck
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FLOWSHOW
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since there are no other mcsleft to battle , i hereby challenge simmy and shaz to a rematch.
simmy and shaz and knife ,kindly drop your bars in 24hrs . one
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Shaz (f)
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FLowshow, I'ma battle u after Knife. .I already called him out
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Wordsmith
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@ the fam:
the 'Smith apologises for not keeping to this tourney. 'Brid was right, something was holding me downand that was my academics!!! had a bloddy series of tests that i jus coulkdn't play withand now them exams! Sorry fam, the 'Smith can't battle in this tourney.
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nextbeatz (m)
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@ Flowshow
No hating Son but, dang!!!!!, she whopped ya crack!!!!!
@ Shaz
Com'n girl,Sup girl?, you're taking this too personal, damn, you got my protecting my little' man
while going through ya shit, damn(shaking head)!!
@Everybody
Good Work People,
@Brid
One bro
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@wordsmith
wassup bro ? see u man
@flow
i don't approve any re-match . . . . rememeber i run this joint aight . . .
*****************IN THE NEXT 48HRS ARE NO RESPONSE OR BATTLES SHAZ SHALL BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY *****************
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saucekid (m)
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all hail the queen
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makavele (m)
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@ hybrid-x
*********SHE SHOULD BE THA' WINNA OF DA' TOURNEY***********SHE'S MA BABIE, CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE********AND PLEASE REMIND @FLOWSHOW, IT'S ONLY 16 BARS***************
LOVE YOU ALL, DA LYRICAL ILLEST -IN DA- MAKING!
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HYBRID-X (m)
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************************FINAL RESULTS****************************
SHAZ IS HEREBY DECLARED WINNER OF THE "STAR WARZ RE-LOADED" TOURNEY
AS LONG AS THE STAR WARZ TOURNEY IS CONCERNED SHE HOLDS THE TITLE OF "HER ROYAL LYRICAL HIGHNESS" HRLH . . . . . . .
ANY COMMENTS OR OBJECTIONS . . . . KINDLY SAVE IT
THIS THREAD IS CLOSED . . . . .
TO ALL NETCEES THAT PARTICIPATED MUCH RESPECT TO You'ALL
SHAZ KINDLY NOTE THAT IN THE NEXT TOURNEY ITS MANDATORY THAT YOU PARTICIPATE OR ESLE You GET TO FORFIET THE TITLE . . . IF You LOOSE IN THE PROCESS SAME APPLIES, . . . MUCH RESPECT FROM HYBRID-X
ONE LOVE
PEACE AND AM OUT
CONGARTS BABE . . . . . YOU TAKE OVER FROM MALTHUSS AS HRLH . .
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makavele (m)
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@Shaz
Congratz on your HRLH award, is it made of Gold or Tin?
@Hybrid-X
When is the next star warz tourney going to' start. Am ready to drop my bars, 16 aiight?
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saucekid (m)
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too much hot blood
we've seen em. . . . they come,they fade off
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@makavele the next tourney?  only time will tell bro only time . . . . . . i can assure u guys that the next tourney is gonnnna be off the hook . . . . i wont say this tourne lived up to its potentials but its good enough because we have a new HRLH . . least expected too . . . alot of the netcees need to step up 'em games . . . . .plus alot of them well known ill-cats were kind of absent to say . . . . nevertheless SHAZ is the winner and i think she deserves it (fresh blood) . . . but doubt if she can retain the title in the next tourney (would love to see her up against some cats). . . . . . . . no disrespect SHAZ but u got a lot weight on those likl' shoulders of yours ma . . . coming up soon is top ten ILLEST LINES FOR THE "STAR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY " Watch out !!!!!!!! |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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SORRY GUYS COULDNT STICK TO JUST TEN LINES MAN . . . .DAMN You GUYS WERE ILL . . . .
*********************TOP LINES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ENJOY******************
You just a tease like a midget ho
You won a point for bravery kiddo but now you gon lose wit my killin blow
-tianshe @ shaz
You need more than braces to straighthen up your wack rymes
stick to what u know best keep givin niggaz head shines
-malthuss @ flowshow
u want to battle Malthuss 'cause u think it brings u fame
u can bounce on trampolins and still fall short of ma game
-malthus @ flow
This dude is so rusty, niggas' got cobwebs between his balls
-shaz @ malthuss
better sit da fu ck down better yet ass up n put yo face down
uglier than medusa with a make up thats why u get picked on at playgrounds
-malthuss @ shaz
yo rap life only spans four walls, behind closed doors on yo bedroom floor
spread out on all fours, a wack whore- d!cks piercin through yo back door
-malthuss @ shaz
guess that what u got them diapers for.This bitch flow in drips
rap career suffering early menopause now she just floss with d!cks
-malthuss @ shaz
fcuk u call yo self from sharn06 to shaz
after this lesson u gon change yo name to 'shagged'
-malthuss @ shaz
Battling Sauce has been my greatest pleasure - all i need is lack of effort
-shaz @ saucekid
I won this again, Leave you hungry for votes like Hillary & Obama
-shaz @ saucekid
The only time you hit right is when u're rubbing your clit
-shaz @ dathreat
Tell me why they got me battling a she-male weh resemble a female/
with a body of a black whale, contaminated toe nail(hmmm) enough detail/
-dathreat @ shaz
The only time ma boy, Obedz was close to cutting with a 9" was @ 8:55
-knife @ obedz
squeeze ya neck till u give up~turn your lungs to gizzards
because me beatin you ~ is easier than chinese eating lizards
-flow @ makolini
i'm just 8 lines into this prelude, look, everyone's laughing at - and not with - you
This cat got rabies. . he bites people's lines, and he does it with an attitude
-shaz @ obedz
lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni
his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey
-saucekid @ makolini
Hope she came wit va.gina glue Brid cause I’m rippin this pus.sy
Unloadin this uzzi I’m clappin hammers nailin this floozie
-tianshe @ shaz
I’ll leave you shook like an epileptic
your rhymes suck like a cleft lip, how you gon beat a champ wit beginner tactic
-tianshe @ shaz
THIS ARE TOP LINES FOR THE SATR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY . . . . . . MUCH RESPECT
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makavele (m)
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GREAT,
DA NEXT TOURNEY, ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
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Shaz (f)
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Hey y'all thanks, I'm short of words for the first time but anyhoo, thanks all the same. And yeah, don't forget to check the RULES of the Rap Battles Forum.
Nuff Respect, Brid. I'ma be definately up for the next tourney. .Peace
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Knife
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I Should Have Battled Shaz, Didn't See The Callout But Oh Well, There's Always Another Time.
Congrats, HRLH
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FLOWSHOW
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congrats shaz the new hlrh, am looking forward to a day when all 8hlrh will meet in the grand master battles of them all.
hybrid, we all waiting anxiously for the next episode, am feelin so good because i came second thats quite an achievement. 1
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DJ JeffY
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I guess I was too late to join.
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Malthuss
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@'Brid
sup bro, good job right there hostin that shit. . . keep on keepin on
@Shaz
sup girl, u don very well, congrats. . . hope we cool
peace
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Shaz (f)
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yo, Malthuss, we cool.
THREAD CLOSED AND UPDATED
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