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FLOWSHOW
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@malthuss
flowshow invites you to battle. drop your 16 bars on me bro. u got 24hrs to respond . hybrid take note .
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FLOWSHOW
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Tianshie, here goes. .
See what happens everytime I blast??I leave you with more black spots than there is on the face of your girl
You're a pussyhole, I dint need to battle you, you're as heavy as a tissue roll
Gd luck, Tianshie. . I gave you a 24-hour deadline but you exceeded it. . so you've got another 24hours, hope that would do
@shaz mad props for those 2 metaphors . respect |
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saucekid (m)
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waiting on the results @ hybrid
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tianshie (m)
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@shaz
Hope she came wit va.gina glue Brid cause I’m rippin this pus.sy
Unloadin this uzzi I’m clappin hammers nailin this floozie
I’ll leave you shook like an epileptic
your rhymes suck like a cleft lip, how you gon beat a champ wit beginner tactic
Can’t plug my flow wit a tampon between your legs
you want to blow? Come now assume tha position between my. . .
if I aint fly it must be tha weather
shawty gon need a lever, cause my lyrical height be beyond your level
you aint tight your ish is loose like your pleasure hole
you come exaggerated like you stroked on a hyperbole
you wrote a story for rap,this b*tch amusing
no rhyme scheme, no technical depth, quit tha game and enroll for schoolin
yeah I’m old like wise hair on a sage
nickname Katrina how this Simpson gon combat my rage?
You just a tease like a midget ho
You won a point for bravery kiddo but now you gon lose wit my killin blow
Tha other retard writin in red had better cease!
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FLOWSHOW
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@above verse
lyrical depth . no other like it. respect
@brid
smith don wasted his 48hrs, hand me my bar according to rule 5 or so. bro.let me face some serious fella
@tianshe
after your results, am inviting u for battle. u got 24hrs to post men. brid note please
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FLOWSHOW
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@malthius
flowshow be da master~ flows unbelievable~ drop more rhythms than id kabasa
this matth nigga raps like simba da lion king , animalistic momphassa
lyrical show caster~ flow makes mallthius motionless like an NTA newcaster
flowshow's heavyweighted ~malltius bars are bantam weighted~ a total disaster
mallthius be the hoodrat~ like hoodboi talking trash ~u shld get the skin rash
punk this rat~ make him fart~ like hummer exhausts puffin super mario kart
malltuis bars are like hybrid judgements delivered without analysis, simply lame!
flowshow da majesty~ matthius quacks like wack ducks~ what a shame
this fool is an irony like 2face preaching condoms ~what a felony
am diabolical like 9ice speaking vernacular~lyrical melody
like ruggedy baba ft eedris ~this nigga collabo infects others with lyrical wackness
matthius defeating flow is unheard of ~like noises made by deaf silence
rhyme schemes intelligent~flowshow da word doctor like the general vent
like mallthius rod, his rhymes are similar to his manhood ~simply bent
flowshows daisy~malthius bars lazy~ like morning fogs ~so hazy
like ''others people property'', ama run this nigga down like am ''crazy''**
wordsplay iller than thuggacations pap~slay this dj like kay slay twice
ma flows comes first ~matth second~ama make this nigga come third like ""obie thrice"" (3times)
lyrical sickness~none iller than flow~my shows postpone like soap opera intense
metaphorical giant ~i keep more nairas than hybrid's bank accounts in suspense
i spit ill~more retarded than bjbroke~my multis make u choke~like a nigga on coke
your punches vague~ so extinct like the girl group en-vogue ~flowshow multis are like spirits invoke!
your punchlines are decayed~ like the nigerian society
mallthius is a bitch~ his pussi shaking ~like he got anxiety
my bars are processed`like pentiums in mode9 ~ bars deeper than six foot
add plus to my shit and get six foot + like am flowshow from da swat root**
big mouthed matthius is an easy nut to crack ~you is like julius agwu~simply a joke
old sch battle giant now a fcukin dwarfer~nigga is hard to break like an egg yoke !
my last bar leaves yall wondering~ is flowshow a fortune teller?
i play this nigga like my tarot cards~because with hyrid's extra 48hrs~ he still wouldn't reply
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edosioo (f)
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@flowshow
bros u vex o
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@ EVERYONE
SORRY FOLKS, . . . .THE NETWORK HURR HAS BEEN BAD FOR A WHILE . . . . RESULTS COMING UP B4 END OF TODAY . . .
@MALTHUSS
dude its was about time . . . .anyways u in as a 2-STAR GENERAL replacing Alexpissu aight . . . now before anybody's raises any eyebrow about me giving Malthuss automatic entry as a 2-Star GENERAL kINDLY NOTE THAT B4 NOW MALTHUSS HOLDS THE TITLE (AS WINNER) IN THE LAST SUCCESSFUL BATTLE TOUR WHICH I DID . . .
SO case settled aight . . .
Malthuss kindly respond to Flow
@flow
i see wordsmith refused to respond . . . hmmm !!! will need to amend a rule . . . . its very unlike wordsmith honestly . . . please bear with me as i make a few adjust ments by introducing a rule11 . . . i aint ready to give out bars just like that . . . flow,i don't mean to disrespect u aight . .
RULE NUMBER 11.
IN EVENT OF A NETCEE NOT RESPONDING TO A BATTLE,IT WILL BE CONSIDERED A DISQUALIFICATION AND INVITEE AWARDED A BAR ONLY AND IF INVITEE HAS FULLY PARTICIPATED BY AT LEAST IN A BATTLE.IN OTHER WORDS THIS RULE IS ONLY APPLICABLE IF BOTH NETCEES HAVE BATTLED PREVIOUSLY WITH OTHER CONTESTANTS.
@FLOW
i can't give u that BAR because Wordsmith has not even attempted to battle any one hurr . . . reason for this introduction is to avoid giving out bars cheaply . . . only when a netcee has battled at least once then can this rule be applicable . . . .wordsmith has not battled at all so in does not count. . . . .carry on soulja
. . . . .results coming up shortly
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HYBRID-X (m)
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=================RESULTS======================
SAUCEKID VS MARKOLINI
SAUCEKID
delivery: 6
word play : 6
metaphors/similes: 7
dissing : 6
rhyming : 6
TOTAL = 31
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MARKOLINI
delivery: 6
word play : 6
metaphors/similes: 5
dissing : 6
rhyming : 6
TOTAL = 29
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SAUCEKID WINS
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SHAZ VS TIANSHE
SHAZ
delivery: 6
word play : 6
metaphors/similes: 5
dissing : 6
rhyming : 5
TOTAL = 28
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TIANSHE
delivery: 7
word play : 7
metaphors/similes: 7
dissing : 6
rhyming : 7
TOTAL = 34
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TIANSHE WINS
*****************BAR-METER********************
SHAZ 2 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
FLOWSHOW 1 BAR
TIANSHE 1 BAR
HAve a lovely weekend peeps
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Malthuss
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@F'show
Bitch da name is MALTHUSS better remember that
better yet forget that mess that u's a malfunction so r ma fix that
i got that sic wit it flow u just a sick homo
flowshow should've done a no show 'cause am stealin this show leave him screaming oh no!
only time u flow is when u blow nigga poles
Malthuss known for rippin many foes
battling me is like tourists visiting ghettos, bitch that a no go
fcuk flowshow put ya in a 'ho'show got u fuckin for no dough
leave you stranded like ticket touts 'cause am making this a free show
this nigga cumin at me with 'em fcukin trash lines
You need more than braces to straighthen up your wack rymes
stick to what u know best keep givin niggaz head shines
am gathering nairaland clouds to watch me reign on this fool
King Malthuss da mic checker u's a court jester only fit for ma footstool
kick freestyle that'll cause heatwaves in radio stations
leave u several shades darker than slaves in plantations
u want to battle Malthuss 'cause u think it brings u fame
u can bounce on trampolins and still fall short of ma game
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chasisgirl (f)
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this lines aint from the real mattiaus, mattias is known to be sicker than this.
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saucekid (m)
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waitin on ma new boo
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mailmalc (m)
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well ! well ! ! well ! ! ! what mo' can i say? big up gents and lady . . superb performances so far. Flowshow like u've really stepped your game up. Hey Shaz, nice work girl. Tianshie (boss)  Had so much to learn from your killah verse. Stay fly mayne. Sauce, Obedz . . . i see u fam. Malthus wats good? @HybridYou' doin a perfect i mean great job. It aint an easy task runnin a tourney with such dangerous species of netcees who wont fail to spit lethal magma(S) @ the slightest chance. Careful not to get burnt bro. These nutty exam is really stressing me out . . . damn school's gettin . . anyway thank God i'll be out soon. Peace y'all.  . . . MAILMALCcan't wait to get back on this.  |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@mailmalc
thanks man . . . . its all good bro . . good to hear from u . . . stay fly bro
======================RESULTS=====================
FLOWSHOW VS MALTHUSS
FLOW
delivery: 4
word play : 4
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing : 4
rhyming : 4
TOTAL = 20
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MALTHUSS
delivery: 7
word play :7
metaphors/similes: 6
dissing :6
rhyming :6
TOTAL = 32
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MALTHUSS WINS
*****************BAR-METER********************
SHAZ 2 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
FLOWSHOW 1 BAR
tianshe 1 BAR
MALTHUSS 1 BAR
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Malthuss
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@ 'Brid
sup nigga. . Malthuss feels like schoolin a female "clown" 
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FLOWSHOW
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@malthius
malltuis bars are like hybrid judgements delivered without analysis, simply lame!
@hybrid and shaz i actually wanted to see if i was the only one feeling cheated. shaz analysis says it all here http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-131989.32.html#msg2254062. i guess hybrid was too busy with work so he couldnt read or analyse both verse hence he just dozed out 4,4,4,4, to flowshow and 7,7,7,7 to mallthius. anyways the result of flowshow vs mallthius is now clear with shaz analysis. i am not a trouble maker so i will accept the result by hybrid in good faith so that we can have peace and the star wars thread to progress. at least i am compensated openly by shaz analysis and correct result respect shaz . @hybrid based on results delivered by the feed thread i hereby demand a rematch with mallthius because the analysis say flowshow beat mallthius hands down. @ 'Brid
sup nigga. . Malthuss feels like schoolin a female "clown"
@mallthius respect the females here men, there aint no clown up in here. i bet you ,you will get whooped by the female here . dare her if u have guts |
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Shaz (f)
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@ 'Brid
sup nigga. . Malthuss feels like schoolin a female "clown"
I take that as a callout, dude. . We'll see how this ends
Humph!
iite! Did you just land from a circus?? (clown)
I'm uprooting this weed from ma yard like asparagus
You's a pussyhole, nigga. . that's the only time u make me feel lame
Your rap skills are 'mal'nourished, hence the thing in your name (Mal)
Did Flow get you shook? You're shivering to call me out (you had to ask Hybrid)
Need I drop you an intro - Ma punches leave u suffering comas in bouts
Fuck punches, multis, flow & mess the wordplay?
Fuck your horrible attempts at them, sucker YOU’RE so gay
Fuck you, your clique and ya bogus claims
Call me the Human Torch, look how I throw ya flames
You is like candy to a beast, son, just a crack of defeat
Pussy-ass nigga run mouth like vandalized oil pipes; they leak
I strike like 'Mal'aria, 'toss' you in the bin
That's what girl spit do to ya, it gets skin off your shin
You think battlin a girl's going to do much for your dented ego
Leaving this Boy2Men stan, wishing he's grown, he's returning his rented dildo
This dude is so rusty, niggas' got cobwebs between his balls, right in the middle
Have you realised that ya whole brain is a Skittle (that big --> 0)
This hoe complains because I got the dopest brain
Writin’ lyrics so heavy that’ll make ya choke n’ faint
I can’t believe this weak loser is vet
Talk of man’s game? You ain’t reach puberty yet (grow the fcuk up)
your a faggot… no one minds what you is sayin’
I spit energy raps, u can call me Super Sayian
Drop verses quicker than ya humor raps get assembled
I’ll send this ugly Nigga back to his temple, i'm crushin his nipples
Ya dropped a ugly verse(looks like u) and expect me to love it; wussup??
Now u want to battle, u pissed because I laughed at ya stuff *only time i flow is when i'm blowin' nigga poles
Flowshow have you got a p*ssy?? Malthuss known for lickin' many hoes
your the geek that sits all day on Nairaland and gay porn
Dude is lost, you're a phony; Nairaland version of J-Kwon
Face your loss, bros, all these bitches know who the boss is
You as withered as leaves, hay-fevered wishes, you're busted, bastid
Or in your case, you just straight love men so much that you're down on them
So admit this shit to the audience, 'MalNutrition' just got clowned again
Malthuss came to me with hopes & aims
To beat me in this battle but y'all seen how I left this joker slain
* - I laughed at his verse against flowshow
You got 24 hours to reply. . iite??And no flippin my verse |
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saucekid (m)
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who's going to be ma new boo?
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FLOWSHOW
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flowshow takes up your challenge. drop your 16s on me sauce. waiting on you , you got 24hrs
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saucekid (m)
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prepare for the groundbreakin
flowshow's demise~earth shatterin
ne'er tasted your lines~but know that yous a pantsy
with war drums soundin~saucekid cummin~flowshow's fallin~bitches for the takin
i'm all geared up~an i AINT EVEN SMILIN
will split your gut~your brains~only when you try me
hit me with your wack lines~soundin more like nursery rhymes
I'm going to pulverize you~but basically,you aint worth ma time
you dare to fight a warlord~you musta got some liver
but when i run you through~leave you shiverin with high fever
don't take this too personal~its more like a questionaire
chicken it or out~qui mon dieu l' peau clair
ask em other netcees~tastin ma slugs~fallin like empty magazines
i aint 9ice~fallin a nigga~downin a jug a hennessey
also aint got no remorse~a thug a bee with no clemency
don't play a pity party~nigga,i'm justa doggone Nazi
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@saucekid
40 years in star wars and you still rap this wack?
ama slap your face hard to make u shut your beak quack!
the real saucekid is known to be swag tight
go learn the rap basics and get your facts right
a fool at 40 is a fool forever~your verse is clever ~but hybrid is booing you
your like faeces stuck to anus~ thats why flies are still pursuing u
this version of sauce has wack problems in his medulla
you is far from the hood like hummers in ajegunle!
on the mic sauce ~flowshow is known to bust the hardest
i soar higher than space rockets ~thats why they call me the flyest !
i throw more punches than boxers seeking veagance
because i got more presence than students in attendance
flowshows similar to blockbuster movies,100% perfections
because my metaphors melt you like the film 'cruel intentions'
you against me is predicted like nastradamus predictions
put your future in chaos~ like fortune tellers causing confusions
you is a dead ghost saucemeat ~because u never saw your future
i sling punchlines to ya face faster~ to give your eyeballs rapture
flowshows ill~ multis and metaz come like twins in composites
like english language~i am the word ~you is the fckuing opposite
am known to rip torsos quicker than vultures in sahara***
saucekid is a filthy rag~his body is dirtier than worshippers in sutana***
flowshow blows it up~ like nintendo blows catridges
strip sauce naked ~like zoo animals called ostriches
his bars are tight~ like girls using dildo
because your game is boring like adults playing ludo
nursery sch rhymes make you look fake like humpty dumpty
battling me makes u excited like da cartoon character jumpy jumpy
ama school you like a student in da kindergaten class
one line of my metaphor is iller than 16 bars of your entire verse
in the course of a rap battle, we have rhymes, punchlines and metaphors
saucekid be easy~learn the rhyme basics,~ your rhyme seized like a lady on menopause
u is the reason why nas and jay said hiphop is dead
saucekid listen up, rapping is not a poem composition
its so easy boy ~like your nursery rhymes ~use your personal intuition
fill u with so much metaphors even superman wouldnt be able to carry your casket !
punch this motherfcuker ~make him fold~ like sleeveless shirts in men's closets !
hybrid get him out of here
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Malthuss
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class in session
lesson 1: the schoolin of a clown
This bitch steppin to me with 'em nursery rhymes
stupid clown, bitch yo shit aint worth a fuckin dime
better sit da fu ck down better yet ass up n put yo face down
uglier than medusa with a make up thats why u get picked on at playgrounds
yo rap life only spans four walls, behind closed doors on yo bedroom floor
spread out on all fours, a wack whore- d!cks piercin through yo back door
guess that what u got them diapers for.This bitch flow in drips
rap career suffering early menopause now she just floss with d!cks
stealin granma's lipstick n 'bout to perform lipsync
on niggaz with half erect magic sticks from golden oldies to preteens
little girl stay in your lane talkin 'bout brains(lol)
bitch learn to give brain, 'cause u suck lame
smack that nappy head for bitin, u's a true london slut
takes a £10.00 phonecard to put a d!ck up yo crotch
young, dumb and full of come r ma pimp yo muthafcukin ass for fun
let niggaz bust a nut n crush yo guts bitch get molested back n front
fcuk u call yo self from sharn06 to shaz
after this lesson u gon change yo name to 'shagged'
this shit here for grown folks better go play with winnie(the pooh)
any competition shaz knows ama win it. innit? (lol)
dumb clown
class dismissed
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@flow
bros. . . i can't grant your demand for a re-match . . .sorry
as for shaz analysing your rhymes . . . well,thats from her own view . . . people have different views about things generally . . .u migth see the glass half full and i migth just see it half empty . . .we are as diverse as our looks. . . so my guy flow . . . i run the show hurr . . .shaz runs her show on the "feed" thread . . .THINGS ARE SEEN MY WAY ON THIS THREAD.
Nevertheless, its a good thing that u stated your mind openly . . . i commend that for real . . .keep 'em flows coming flowshow.
======================RESULTS=====================
SHAZ VS MALTHUSS
SHAZ
delivery: 5
word play : 4
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing : 5
rhyming : 4
TOTAL = 22
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MALTHUSS
delivery: 7
word play : 6
metaphors/similes: 6
dissing : 7
rhyming : 7
TOTAL = 33
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MALTHUSS WINS
=============================RESULTS=====================================
FLOWSHOW VS SAUCEKID
FLOWSHOW
delivery: 4
word play : 4
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing : 6
rhyming : 4
TOTAL = 22
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SAUCEKID
delivery: 4
word play : 4
metaphors/similes: 4
dissing :4
rhyming : 4
TOTAL = 20
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FLOW WINS
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*****************BAR-METER********************
SHAZ 2 BARS
KNIFE 2 BARS
SAUCEKID 2 BARS
FLOWSHOW 2 BARS
MALTHUSS 2 BARS
tianshe 1 BAR
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simmy (m)
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wanted to stay offline n observe
but can't help but drop a hip verse
iller than your puke
stupid niggaz can't stand my nuke
my ish blows through your guts like a grenade ripps off your butt
killed off more hoes than the grim reaper
spill my sperm on your bum like you s a 5 naira strippa
my words are deeper than a subterranean tank
rips through your flesh , i never shoot blanks
im the reason the titanic sank,
crank up your ryhmes and u still wont be on my level
im way ahead of all, every season i win the rap treble
, incomplete,
hey mailmac, areu ready to take me on?
i l l drop a verse adressed to u, if u re up to it
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FLOWSHOW
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@simmy
i am ready to take you on. drop your 16s on me my friend.
@tianshe
flowshow invites you to battle , you got 24hrs to post bro.
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Shaz (f)
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Hybrid,
One question tho. . how can all bars in a verse rhyme and you regard it as a '4'?
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@flow
u just don't invite anyone to battle if he/she aint on my list . . . . but for old times sake . . .am r let simmy in, . . , carry one soljas
@simmy
u welcome bro
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@shaz
don't mean to disrespect u ma,but i run things around here . . though my judgement is subject to objections and all . . . . but just like i told my man flowshow . . . i might see the cup half empty and u might see it half full . . . . u might see all your rhymes rhyme to earn u a 10 and i migth see the same rhymes to earn u a 4 . . .some one else might see it different from we . . . i suggest u hold your peace and enjoy the game aight . . .stay fly ma
@flowshow
one battle at a time bro . . . .one battle at a time
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saucekid (m)
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i need a new boo to stepup ma meter
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Shaz (f)
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Step up? We'll see 'bout that. . Drop your verse within 24hrs, dude
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@saucekid
whats with the boH!! thing dowg . . . .name names aight . remeber u got 2 star generals to battle u knwstay fly soulja
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makavele (m)
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@shaz,
c'mmon baby, u're kind of letting me down
try punching MALTHUSS harder some other times.
@saucekid
Hmmmmmmm, wackeness really stinks over you these days?
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