Ozili=the Nairaland Reality Tv Show, Come Watch Every Episold.full Of Exciment

Its sun-rise in Nairaland vilage, as the wemen go about their duties,the men still sleep 
drolling as well while some wake up only to group them selves in two's and three's
to talk about nothing in perticular



                                                   OKONKUWO's HOUSE


(okonkuwo is the head of the family here .his wife Ihunoma,his son Ozili, and other relatives stay in this house)


[okonkuwo, enters the house and calls out]  =  woman,woman, ihunoma where is my food?


ihunoma=                        hunmmmm! where is your food? which one? did u put money down before u went
                                          to jist with your friends as early as 7am this morning?
                                          or where did u expect me to get u food to eat this morning


okonkuwo=                        what is that supposed to mean?
                                            woman are u out of your mind? u want to tell me
                                           that i should go hungry when my wife is a food seller?


Ihunoma=                             hehehehehehehhehhhhe, heeeewoo!
                                             so because your wife sells food ,u her husband should be lazy abi
                                               ok , come and carry it then

okonkuwo=                         haaba! oya sorry my sweet loving wife.the only one
                                            that holds the key to my heart .,,,,,,,,,if not that the door
                                           to my heart can only be opened through my stomarch
                                           i will not have been disturbing u like this
                                           u no i love u well well sha


Ihunoma=                           chai, your voice don change now abi



okonkuwo=                         yes na,wetin man go do.its women like u that wont make us be men


Ihunoma=                            no way,how can u be a man from your mouth and not your pocket?


okonkuwo=                          if i don't hav the two se bi i can do with one.the important thing is that
                                              i am a man any how sha!

ihunoma=                            no way my dear i want u to be a real man like others

okonkuwo=                             am i not,or thing thing inbetween my legs is not a good sigh
                                             to prove that i am a man?

ihunoma=                             no my love, its not,i want to see more, ,,,,,,,,,,,oh! like the men in
                                             the cities that come to eat in my cantain
                                              they hav money and so people let them have big mouth
                                                 they can say anything and get away with it at any time
                                               yes those are real men!


okonkuwo=                         [getting angry ]    woman watch that your big mouth there o!
                                            is it because i asked for food from u that u are insulting me like this?
                                            what has come over u?did i not pay money in your fathers house to marry u?
                                             yes abi? then if i hav married u to my house it means that any thing u do
                                           i n my house is my own.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,woman before i open my eyes i want to see my
                                             food here now

ihunoma=                             ehehehuueue! u want to start abi?


okonkuwo=                       [ shouting on her] say no more u foolish woman
                                          [ racing his hand a if to slap her] i will strike u with my hand now

ihunoma=                         [ runing away saying] one day i will show u peper in this house. yeye man!


okonkuwo=                       [laughing to him self say's]  wemen! untill u show them your
                                          physical strenght them no they hear word!
                                           hoooo! at least i can eat this morning  now, we go continue our fight later







watch out for more! pips


               


                       












     

yes seun do u like it?

     the smilies is to help u imaging their reactions
     and also note  that i am note a writer at all ,i am just
      doing this for fun

         silly me abi?

is this meant to be taken seriously on any level? it's terrible.


combrazor if e pian u well well go do your own