Nigeria Vs South Africa

A Nigerian and a South African lived next door to

each other. The Nigerian owned a hen and each

morning would look in his garden and pick up one

of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he

looked into his garden and saw that the hen had

laid an egg in the South African's garden.


He was about to go next door when he saw the

South African pick up the egg. The Nigerian ran up

to the South African and told him that the egg

belonged to him because he owned the hen. The

South African disagreed because the egg was laid

on his property.


They argued for a while until finally the

Nigerian said, 'In my family we normaly solve

disputes by the following actions: I kick you in

the groin and time how long it takes you to get

back up, then you kick me in the groin and time

how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets

up quicker wins the egg.'


The South African agreed to this and so the Nigerian

found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on,

he took a few steps back, then ran toward the

South African and kicked as hard as he could in the

balls.


The South African fell to the floor clutching his

nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually

the South African stood up and said, 'Now it's my

turn to kick you.'


The Nigerian said, 'Keep the damn egg.'

naija  people too smart abeg,chaiii very wise people wt so much wisdom

Still funny 
Naija no dey carry last. 

It isn't stale, Thug Life. Where's your sense of humor anyway? Jeez, get yourself a house-pet or something -  a cat will do! - it'll brighten up your life.

Naija no dey carry last my sister - except for futball!

@thug life

na wa o. na why person go say this one no sweet

but if na be the south african person i no go gree o.

i go bomb im house ni.

crazy joke.

LoL

why d hmmmmmmmmm. talk nw!!!! u no say u no quiet

STOP DISSING WHERE I STAY, I'M NAJA BUT YOU GOTTA RESPECT SOUTH AFRIC A CMON, OR YOU WAN MAY I DISS YOU, OK

.Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 Infact.Lmao

@ clemsycul if you want to diss my mamma go to musi section, go to rap battles and you'll see a yo mamma thread, then you can put your wahck yo mamma jokes, here's one for you

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

see you there if you want to take me on.

invitation also to anyone else, and stop dissing the country which i stay in.

junit u want yo mama joke check out migines joke on yomama

yo mama is so crazy that she braid her pubic hairs

yeah that is ryte

@J-Unit

Na only South Africa wey people dey run from, na him u dey brag with? Na wao! I go to spend just the weekend in London! If na u, u for don waka naked!

Bite me