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makavele (m)
Diss Your Bank
« on: May 01, 2008, 05:54 PM »

CHAM SAID: YOUR MONEY'S RIGHT BUT YOUR CREDIT AINT
OUR BANKS HAVE GOT IT, THO SERVICES ARE FAINT
ITS NO USE, WASTING OUR MOTHERFCUKING TIME
GETTING SHARES, THE STOCKS ARE SLIM
INVESTMENTS ARE GOING CRAZIE
AND BANKERS ARE GOING HAZY
CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING LAZY
AND YOU ALL ARE JUST  . . .********
Knife
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #1 on: June 03, 2008, 02:59 PM »

I Hate Barclays - It's Like They Got Hands In Clay
Never Release More Than 300 Quid @ The Machine, Not Even Today
To Get Loans Is Like So Hard - You Can't Reach It
Wanna Get Employed? They mad - You Gotta Be Rich & Your Mum Should Be Named Bridget
These Laws Are Too Rigid, Even The Flex They Give Is Fucked-up
I'm Wishing I Could Make An Agency, This Bank Should Be Locked-up
makavele (m)
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #2 on: June 03, 2008, 05:06 PM »

I want to diss the fucking bank of america
got adverts as seductive as bread laced with geisha
Your fcuking money goes round and round, like it was karma
register for stocks and bonds and they'll end up parting with whats your mamma's
i hear they've got a wack branch in Georgia
and u can't keep up, because their COT will drain your account faster
make u regret and prolly come up with asthma
u gotta be careful, because bucks in BOA are like dough for Osama, and Obama
Crude
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #3 on: June 05, 2008, 01:40 PM »

Y'all white ass America banks shuld go get your asses fcuked
I think Makavele is right, i love d 4th line he dropped
Left to me i'll say E.F.C.C shuld call Yahoo runz lawful
For we've been mentally duped too, shit is awful
Shaz (f)
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #4 on: June 11, 2008, 07:29 PM »

Diss ma bank? Lol. . I don't know which one to start with
The HSBC, the Halifax, Natwest or Barclays - I'm askin?
I ain't really got no negative thingz to say
I aint got nothin but love 4 ya, especially the guy I saw behind ya counter today Wink
coolboyapg
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #5 on: June 12, 2008, 06:00 AM »

1 2 3 yeah lets go

  what is the fuxxing  name of my bank,yeah i remark is called gtb
  last week was flexing just like shank,saw that shortie looking like queen b
  she started using her body playin pranks,got a bit shaky like i got tb
  asked for some money to spend wth her gang,am not mtn,aint gat freebees
 
makavele (m)
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #6 on: June 12, 2008, 07:24 PM »

Talking about disses, got nothing to say bout' ma' bank but thanks
They can't fcuk with makevele, or else i'll shoot em up pointblank
i'll prolly give 'em a chance, and hope they don't play pranks
because' i'd be ready to give their fcuking Manager a very good spank
Crude
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #7 on: June 13, 2008, 01:51 PM »

Hmm. . . . yeah! my Bank i think they flow smooth like Spring
I'm a king trying to make 'em female cashier one of my Queens
Damn the manager he knows i always want my money
He don't want to f-uck arround, the deadliest weapon, I got it
dblock (m)
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #8 on: June 29, 2008, 10:54 AM »

I aint got a bank but fk u westpac im soon to be with u//
like a target in my scope and yeah im bout to shoot u//
lame ass bank, operate like its got heart defects//
don't be lookin at me i aint no coronary prefect//
says gangsta on ma tee shirt//
cut the life line on your asses, because i see right through yall. got nuffin on but fishnets//
So im bout to fish out the bullshit//
preach out the real shit//, up in the pulpit//
merging like viruses, cutting jobs don't trickle down to ma pocket//
that's why it always got nuffin but 2 digits on a nikkurs dockets//
I give off the energy that yall operate with, but im cut, pull the plug out ma socket//
yall aint shit, im a tender doc choc, so yall must know i need a bit of chicken nugget//


Crude
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #9 on: June 30, 2008, 07:37 PM »

FuCK! FuCk!! FucK!!!. . . . . . . . . Look what i just did. Damn!
I mean my gun to say Spring-Bank, but he said Click-BANG!
Got the accountant bleeding like a murth'fuckin stuck Lamb
Next time i should'nt be allowed in wit a gun in my Hand
J UNIT (m)
Re: Diss Your Bank
« #10 on: July 02, 2008, 09:41 AM »

look at this makavele with his big head
son, even for you this is a whack thread.
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