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lucabrasi (m)
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just so we don't thrash the other thread,i thought i should post another one for us to share our experiences and mostly experiences with our bukas,mama-puts shitta,pwd,tarmac e.tc please all connoisseurs share.
lets talk about funny incidents we have experienced on our trips to nigeria,the eateries,bukas,the paraga joints,chinese restaurants and our general experiences going to nigeria, ill shar two stories that happened to me and my sister
i almost missed my flight because i thought my flight was for the next day,i was on the phone with a friend till the late housr and checked my ticked by chance and barely made it to the airport like 45 mins to checkn close, while i was rushing i didnt have time to freshen up and had a diry jeans and a grubby tee shirt on and a pair of flip flops, when i got to lagos, the immigration or whatever guys(not sure cause there are so many uniforms) was going to ask me for some money and the other one told him in yoruba that im a deportee and he should check out my dressing,so the guy asked me in english if i had any money and i brought out sum euro coins,he just gave me back and shook his head n told me to just go lol
this happened to my elder sister,she was in a hold up in lagos and a masquerade came begging for money,being born again and cause she dislikes anything of the sort,she wound up the glass while the hold up started moving almost at the same time,what we didnt know was that the lgass had caught one of the folds of cloth the masquerade had on and so he/she had to run after the car while grunting with the effort of running with the car,it was after sum minutes that i told her to wind down which she did and the masquerade just almost collapsed while cursing her out and fuming under the costume,it was soo funny and she s not lived it down ever since,
for the mama put,and buka connoisseur like me please all tips are welcome
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tRoOE (f)
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My guy got me this pounded yam, efo and this long fish with snail to eat for lunch, but I didn't want to eat with my nails because I just got done and didn't want to mess my French nails up, lol . So I decided to use the fork but damn the food was not going well with like I wanted it to be. he stood up to use the restroom not knowing he was looking to see if I was going to use my hands or continue with the fork lol.
As soon as I watched him leave, I dropped that fork down very fast and started using my hands, out of no where he came out while the pounded yam was on the tip of my fingers and the efo was right on top. Lmfao I couldn’t even stop laughing because I got caught red handed  .
Will be back later for the strip club story
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sheniqua
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I ate a meatpie and had immediate uncontrollable diarrhea .
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HR.hotness (f)
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As with all of my trips to Nigeria, the tradition is having Ewa Agoyin and Agege bread for breakfast. On one trip, i woke early ready for breakfast and the cook told me the woman who used to sell it nearby had moved or sumthin,,, so determined to have my breakfast i pulled on a pair of jeans and jumped into the car armed with my storage bowl and N200 and directions to the nearest joint. I live just by the entrance to lekki beach so i'm infact closer to ajah than obalende,,, so i went to ajah in search of my illusive meal. at each stop i was told either they had just run out of ewa agoyin or the person wasnt selling that morning. i was running out of time so i decided to head for obalende, i surely can't go wrong,,, despite visiting nigeria at least twice every yr i hadnt actually been to obalende for about 7yrs or so. To begin with i got lost driving around in circles trying to get my bearing and then like the light at the end of a tunnel i found a road side buka that had the wonderful beans and bread. i bought enough to feed an army headed back into my car and in my hurry to get home and without realising it, drove into a one-way street and through a LASMA check point,,, i don't need to explain what happened next but thank God for british accent,,,, I didnt have my license or any form of identification, no phone and no money. they "detained" me there until someone came to "bail" me (their words exactly). I had to call my brother on credit from those road side call centres and when he arrived i was happily eating my ewa and bread and gisting with the mechanic that shared a stand with the phone people   that was one of thebest days of my life |
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ikamefa (f)
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mine was gala and pure water oh when i was still in 9 j a i had acute diarrhea ! " " |
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lucabrasi (m)
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another heavy one was in 2003,i didnt want to go out that evening and everybody at home assumed that i was at home untill some of my friends came that sum girls are waiting for us snd we should go after like 30 mins i sucumbed and we started on our way,when we got to ikordu road under the bridge i think the place is called obanikoro, some policemen stopped us for the particulars, i just opened the glove compartment and gave them the papers there,when they checked it wasnt the car particulars just sum receipts,they asked me where the particulars were but i explained that the car was just purchased like a month before i arrived,but the man kept sayn "you this small boy driving this big car u be armed robber", thats how they told us to get down and we must be armed robbers, they cocked their guns and i started begging them they sha took us to one police station alakara in mushin and parked the car inside while all these drama was going on it was getting to like to 12 and i was getting scared cause of the news we hear of policemen and their funny ways,when we got to the police station i wanted to call my dad and the man snatched the phone from me and seized all our phones.
after a while they brought another guy in and after taking the guy straight to the cell we started hearing slaps and the guy shouting,the man told me that ill be going inside very soon thats when i begged him to let me call my dad and after he allowed me i called my dad that the police said his car is stolen and im behind the counter,he asked me what police station it was and like 20 mins later the dpo came and called my name after which he asked me and i told him what happened,so he told the guys to release all of us and while all that was going on another asp or smthn came that he was radioed by the commissioner of police to check in and make sure we were ok and bla bla thats how we escaped but im ashamed to say i got one slap on our way to the station lol it was later that i realised that the car particulars was in the booth and the yeye driver did it on purpose because i wanted to drive myself and my GOD punished him back because he too got some slaps before i left lol
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lucabrasi (m)
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As with all of my trips to Nigeria, the tradition is having Ewa Agoyin and Agege bread for breakfast. On one trip, i woke early ready for breakfast and the cook told me the woman who used to sell it nearby had moved or sumthin,,, so determined to have my breakfast i pulled on a pair of jeans and jumped into the car armed with my storage bowl and N200 and directions to the nearest joint. I live just by the entrance to lekki beach so i'm infact closer to ajah than obalende,,, so i went to ajah in search of my illusive meal. at each stop i was told either they had just run out of ewa agoyin or the person wasnt selling that morning. i was running out of time so i decided to head for obalende, i surely can't go wrong,,, despite visiting nigeria at least twice every yr i hadnt actually been to obalende for about 7yrs or so. To begin with i got lost driving around in circles trying to get my bearing and then like the light at the end of a tunnel i found a road side buka that had the wonderful beans and bread. i bought enough to feed an army headed back into my car and in my hurry to get home and without realising it, drove into a one-way street and through a LASMA check point,,, i don't need to explain what happened next but thank God for british accent,,,, I didnt have my license or any form of identification, no phone and no money. they "detained" me there until someone came to "bail" me (their words exactly). I had to call my brother on credit from those road side call centres and when he arrived i was happily eating my ewa and bread and gisting with the mechanic that shared a stand with the phone people that was one of thebest days of my life at that point of being detained bet u were thinking, all this for ewa goyin lol |
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tRoOE (f)
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I had this moi moi with rice, gosh I had running stomach and was farting all night, the fart was uncontrollable and it smelled funky .
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tRoOE (f)
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@HR.hotness
Lucky girl you had Ewa Agoyin with Agege bread, I dey jealous you oh. That is one thing I didn’t have the chance to eat  , the beans sellers doesn’t go around where I stayed
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HR.hotness (f)
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@HR.hotness
Lucky girl you had Ewa Agoyin with Agege bread, I dey jealous you oh. That is one thing I didn’t have the chance to eat , the beans sellers doesn’t go around where I stayed
LOl, why do u think i got into so much trouble as far as i'm in Nigeria, nothin can stop me, lol |
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tRoOE (f)
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LOl, why do u think i got into so much trouble
as far as i'm in Nigeria, nothin can stop me, lol
LOL I posted your story to my cousin on AOL, she was laughing all crazy, saying na wa oooooooooo all because of ewa. Omo this dec i don't care what anyone says I most eat that Agoyin with the fried yam or dodo,
You have courage oh, driving to obalende  , weren't you scared ni
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HR.hotness (f)
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LOL I posted your story to my cousin on AOL, she was laughing all crazy, saying na wa oooooooooo all because of ewa. Omo this dec i don't care what anyone says I most eat that Agoyin with the fried yam or dodo,
You have courage oh, driving to obalende , weren't you scared ni
the things i do for ewa agoyin,  the funny thing is never used to eat it when i was in nigeria,,,, that obalende moves can never happen again sha,,, it was after i got home i realised how dangerous what i did was. the cook was so shocked, now she orders in advance so that i don't get dissappointed |
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big_bumper (f)
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Can you please prescribe bukas to go to buy food, and the types of food they sell. I've been told there are some good onces at surulere. Can't wait to go and try them out.
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sheniqua
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what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ? I don't think Igbos eat such  the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo  |
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Viante (f)
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There is a place they say is very good on the island, its on a street off Ademola Adetokunbo
Oyin Jolayemi, they say its great o.
Me i kno dey eat out, if not i for say i recommend am
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Arnold1 (m)
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what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ?
I don't think Igbos eat such
the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo
Only you would come up with a response like this on this thread. I'm not surprised at all. Useless tribalist |
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tRoOE (f)
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@lucabrasi
Abeg stop making me hungry jare i don't like to be tease when it comes to food.
I will love to have a piece of the grilled catfish, damn with moi moi and fried rice, am trying to have the imagine how it';s going to be serve on my plate. You better don't leave Nland until dec so you can give me the location to all these buka(s0
@ big_bumper
na wa o what do you need the location for, you dey go Naija ni , i swear if my mum is willing to pay my fare i dey do Naija summer
@sheniqua aka babyoisis aka nawdoI see Seun don ban you, very good
Why are you so ignorant , was this how you were brought up, to make fun of other people food 
When i called you a tribalist, you thought I was mean, you need to changing your way thinking, it's very bad especially for someone that claims she's educated!!!!!!!!Shio
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sheniqua
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[ Why are you so ignorant , was this how you were brought up, to make fun of other people food
When i called you a tribalist, you thought I was mean, you need to changing your way thinking, it's very bad especially for someone that claims she's educated!!!!!!!!Shio [/color][/font][/size] Omo eko aka many other names aka troOe Woman this is Friday night,I'm alternating between here and an NBA game. If you don't get sarcasm and humor,go to your bed and sleep before you collapse at your keyboard |
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Arnold1 (m)
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what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ? I don't think Igbos eat such
the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo
Woman this is Friday night,I'm alternating between here and an NBA game.
If you don't get sarcasm and humor,go to your bed and sleep before you collapse at your keyboard
how about igbos and their cannibalism ? Since we are being humourous, I figure we start on the right note. What are you eating with the game, human thigh? |
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tRoOE (f)
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lmfao
@Sheniqa
Yea right who are you fooling, nor were you tryin to be funny.
Wataeva
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sheniqua
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how about igbos and their cannibalism ?
Since we are being humourous, I figure we start on the right note.
What are you eating with the game, human thigh?
hmm |
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sheniqua
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Yea right who are you fooling, nor were you tryin to be funny.
Wataeva
Rather than have your undies in a bunch why don't you tell me what ewa agoyin means. does it have human parts? like thighs? |
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Arnold1 (m)
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ah the effeminate one don arrive. arnoldenisha!! how bodi It is your mother that is the effeminate one. Is your human thigh deep fried or cooked in stew ? I see you have gone and deleted/edited all the nasty things you wrote about your hatred for yorubas.
You have replaced them with "hmm"
It just goes to show the kind of person you are |
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lucabrasi (m)
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Can you please prescribe bukas to go to buy food, and the types of food they sell. I've been told there are some good onces at surulere. Can't wait to go and try them out.
yes ,theres the one in shitta ask anybody living in surulere and they ll take u to where the amala shitta is,people come from far and wide and u ll find all sorts of exotic cars and jeeps parked there for the food,correct amala and assorted that ll make u sweat then u ll have a cold bath and have your siesta wake up around 6/7 when the sun s gone down and get ready to eat the town feeln refreshed lol depends on what kind of naija food you like tho. what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ? I don't think Igbos eat such the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo the grilled fish and fries is a diffrent dish on its own and a diffrent venue and the ewa agoyin is not a yoruba food its actually beninoise kind of mashed beans and fried sauce so its got nothing to do with any tribe in nigeria There is a place they say is very good on the island, its on a street off Ademola Adetokunbo
Oyin Jolayemi, they say its great o.
Me i kno dey eat out, if not i for say i recommend am
please supply me the details,i promise to find it and ill give y'all the feedback when i come back from naija lol @lucabrasi
Abeg stop making me hungry jare i don't like to be tease when it comes to food.
I will love to have a piece of the grilled catfish, damn with moi moi and fried rice, am trying to have the imagine how it';s going to be serve on my plate. You better don't leave Nland until dec so you can give me the location to all these buka(s0
@ big_bumper
na wa o what do you need the location for, you dey go Naija ni , i swear if my mum is willing to pay my fare i dey do Naija summer
@sheniqua aka babyoisis aka nawdoI see Seun don ban you, very good
Why are you so ignorant , was this how you were brought up, to make fun of other people food
When i called you a tribalist, you thought I was mean, you need to changing your way thinking, it's very bad especially for someone that claims she's educated!!!!!!!!Shio
don't worry theres more than enough delicacies now shebi its lagos, lol now u know why i spend a month to 5 weeks each holiday lol abeg cool temper my sister no vex  |
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sheniqua
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Oh we call it ngwo ngwo. assorted parts. just add arnoldenisha's blokoss,it would taste better than isiewu and nkwobi rolled up in one let me see what the Hawks are doing tonight! |
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Arnold1 (m)
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apparently you have no clue what effeminate means,if you did you'd know it's not a term used for females. why are you getting angry all of a sudden mentioning my mother? I can see you are now all female l ooks like you are on your period already. gerraway you and your ewa agoyin balls ( that's if you have them at all ) maybe yours are made of do do  when they're counting males,you kwa will come out to be counted. there's nothing I won't see
Why can't you stand by your words ?
I thought you are a God fearing christian woman ?
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sheniqua
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What would it take for you to carry your tribalistic useless behind from this forum ?
Are you that daft ? Don't you get it ?
You are not wanted on this forum.
From babyosisi to Nwando to whatever; you keep getting banned over and over, but you fail to leave.
Is your life that pathetic that you have to live the bulk of it on Nairaland ?
Go to your biafraworld and yarn all your hatred towards hatred and other tribes there.
Before you know it now, you'll be banned again.
What would it take for you to leave this place ?
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Arnold1 (m)
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If you hate yoruba people so much, why do you continue to stay on a yoruba man's forum ?
He has banned you over and over again, yet, you fail to leave.
Again, you have deleted what you wrote as far as your hatred towards yorubas.
This goes to show the kind of person you are.
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Arnold1 (m)
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It took you this long to type that small epistle pathetic! So you have now degenerated into a little crying girl You really have issues woman! Carry your hatred for mu'slims and yorubas else where |
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