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makavele (m)
Praise Vs Saucekid
« on: May 02, 2008, 07:43 PM »

CALL ME SLICK, AINT GOT NO TIME
AM SLICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE, YOUR SO SLIM
GNASH YOUR TEETH, LIKE You GOT THE GREYGOOSE DISEASE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THAT YOU'RE TURNING DIM
YOUR MAMMA IS A WHORE, PERMIT ME TO SAY THAT
COS YOUR PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, SHE'S AINT CUTER THAN A RAT
I DISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND 7 TIMES, DONT BLAME ME
COS SHE'S TOO CHEAP LIKE AH PANT,
SHE DOESNT ADD UP TO HALF OF MY IQ
AND NOW SHE'S BEGGING, SAYING PRAISE I LOVE YOU
GO TO HELL BABY, I DONT NEED YOU
YOU'RE SO IMPOTENT, WE DONT BLAME YOU
SAUCEKID, THE KID NEVA GOES TO CHURCH
BUT  YOUR FATHER IS A PASTOR, LIKE HE LOVES THE DEVIL SO MUCH
I HEARD HE KILLED YOUR GRANDPA JUST FOR MONEY RITUALS
THE NEXT THING You KNOW, SAUCKID, ITS GONNA BE YOUR OBITUARY
FUCK WITH ME, I CAN DISS YOUR WHOLE GENERATION
saucekid (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #1 on: May 02, 2008, 07:53 PM »

nigga,you fcuk with me~prepare your funeral
i'll wipe u out,your hommies~like yous some damn criminal
you claim to be slick~to me nigga,yous shyte
rap lines too lame~they don't qualify for tight
been a long tyme you had pussy~can see it in your lines
come meet da don pappy~i'll teach ya,one step a time
nigga,i fcuk with you~same ol same ol
leave you gasping~someone call the 5-0
parameds be set to bring the gurney
because a nigga'll fall after this tourney
guns in place~magazines click click
ma hands are sweaty~twich twich
its ova before it started~when homeboy took me for granted
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #2 on: May 02, 2008, 09:01 PM »

I'll use standard battle catz;

Punchlines - None

WordPlay - None

Metas & Sims - Should be none also, but SauceKid had potentials in this cat

Personals - None

Presentation/Delivery - SauceKid

Structure - SauceKid

Creativity - None

Flows - SauceKid

Multis - None

OVERALL - SAUCEKID

Point to Note: I personally think these verses ^^ are very wack, no offense meant. . try elevating plz
markolini (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #3 on: May 02, 2008, 09:07 PM »

hahahaha, omo u be confirm chick jare shaz, u judge them well, lol
FLOWSHOW
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #4 on: May 02, 2008, 11:16 PM »

@shaz
i second you on that , they are both  so wack

@sauce
thot u used to be ok in star wars 1, how come wackness now stinks all over you??
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid: part 2
« #5 on: May 03, 2008, 09:30 AM »

saucekid says he clicks click, ain't going to slow my roll quick
its a crazy affair, he's about to dine with pigs
i ain't got cuter punchlines, but i can implant land mines
ah, i mean rap battle mines, in the sauce's ugly mind
who voted for saucekid, can't u hear he's just a kid
where was he, when i made hit like Katrina's wind
i've got plasma vision, i can see through walls,
saucekid's heart is frenzied. he ain't got balls
its crystal clear i will reign supreme
like a reign of fire, i blowing him to the extreme
sauckid's rhyme are apparently for kids in nursery
when its comes to digging your grave, am in a hurry
he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition
when i fucked him, his paremeds offered amputation
as a better idea to alleviate his misery
you got to learn how respect my whole entity
i could just go on and on and on
but i got better things to do, so i aint dissing him so more
the battleline is drawn, he'd better not step on my grounds
or you'll end up been chased by my greyhounds
am dissing the whole motherfcking nairaland crew
raps so poor like rice without stew
hit me if you can, when it comes to my loot
you ain't got a share, so kiss my butt
HYBRID-X (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #6 on: May 03, 2008, 10:54 AM »



@makavele

see u wannnna start somthing in hurr . . . if really hot like u claim u is then hit the star warz re-loaded thread . . . don't be a scry cat bro . . . . lets see if u can earn a 2 -star General spot aight . . . enough said
saucekid (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #7 on: May 03, 2008, 12:33 PM »

he wants to do battle
we're going to rumble


@ flowshow
i've been out of practise and basically,i don't do rap
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #8 on: May 03, 2008, 04:43 PM »

@HYBRID-X

You can't force me to join the star wars thread,
but am going to be there now

Vote for ME, am sweeter and slicker

@SAUCEKID
hmmmmm, stop pretending, you can't keep dissing all the time, someone's the new general and it's me.
Anyway, i love you all, Nairalanders!
saucekid (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #9 on: May 03, 2008, 08:45 PM »

@ makavele

guns drawn~slugs poppin~niggaz fallin
sights on ya~got ma *ish~i aint stoppin
touch the cobra's tail~prepare to be bitten
your lines too lame~i give ya some food poisoning
don't crave the donhood~cus i'm slicker n better
when i'm through~you'll be the remnant of salt petre
hit ya on all sides~like yam in tha mortar
tear ya limb to limb~leave ya screaming~ MAMMA
kiss your butt?~nigga i got one chamber~yous the slot
mess you sideways~leave you worse than a slut
i aint takin no prisoner~because i aint got no patience
i got a gun~trained to kill~and also with a license
nigga pay homage~so i'd grant ya clemency
you don't~I'm going to pop ya~leave ya a bygone heresy

markolini (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #10 on: May 03, 2008, 08:50 PM »

shaz baby could u judge this dudes again, lets see whose d illest
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #11 on: May 05, 2008, 12:35 AM »

@saucekid

u little' kid want to claim you's the illiest
am going to show 'em all that u're the wackest
so wack like eddie murphy in "coming back to america"
am kicking the sauce all the way to  costa rica
when it comes to lyrical battles, am the hottest
put our IQs on the scale, no doubt u weigh less
its a fact, i aint got guns and ammunitions
but my verbal arsenal could enforce a surgical operation
read my ryhmes, and experience mental blackout
your'e so fcuked up like 2Face, a high school dropout
and "flowshow" admitted you stink with wackness
i dissed u all over, it brought you close to madness
watch out mother fcuker, you're close to my D-E-N
i'll eat u up, as much as i deserve that "lyrical highness"
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #12 on: May 05, 2008, 08:28 PM »

lol. . i'll try to append wisdom again

Punchlines - Makavele
he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition
when i fucked him, his paremeds offered amputation


WordPlay - None

Metas & Sims - SauceKid

Personals - None

Presentation/Delivery - SauceKid

Structure - SauceKid

Creativity - Makavele

Flows - SauceKid

Multis - None

OVERALL - STILL the wack SAUCEKID
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #13 on: May 05, 2008, 08:35 PM »

THANKS SHAZ FOR YOUR FEED.

INCREDIBLE,
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #14 on: May 05, 2008, 08:36 PM »

i want to thank shaz for the rap analysis
what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis
its great to know~ there's someone to always count on
practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won
no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele
am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV
am trying to change the way the game is played
i aint a mutha fcuker~ aint like a whore that is' always getting laid
june 23 brought about the birth of a hero
i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror
i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine
will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~
tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
saucekid (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #15 on: May 06, 2008, 03:48 PM »

@ shaz
why you callin me wacked? Grin
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #16 on: May 06, 2008, 04:22 PM »

You ARE wack, you know now. . your lyrical content is nothing to write home about. . i'm not tryin diss or somn, just sayin the truth. . or tell me can you match-up to this:

Just got my hospital degree to give monocles to G’s
So when ya jaws drops it’s cause ya obstacle is me
Your popsicle will freeze with the chronicles I speak
So kool – the rest are just………… a comical relief
I’m impossible to beat; suffer phenomenal defeats
Burst ya face… N’ search for particles of teeth
It’s optimal to be - a mythical beast with lyrical speech
Wanna get physical? Please… ya need a miracle spree
Like Senegal breeze, Jam filled with tropic and warm
N’ Tropical storms, that’s how this topic is born
Talk it; inform,  Tell the fakers to hide
Cuz all the rage in my mind makes the hatred alive
In this place you will die if you don’t let patience collide,
Bite your tongue every while and sustain what’s inside


This is just a freestyle by a friend, KJ-L. If you doubt that you're on the wack end, go to real rap forums and see what people drop. . u's on the Eedris level, bruv
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #17 on: May 06, 2008, 05:02 PM »

Really uncalled for?

Past urs shaz, and see if the sauce won't beat it!
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #18 on: May 06, 2008, 05:36 PM »

Sauce can drop a verse and compare it to any of those I've already dropped, none of them is pre-written, they are only freestyles. . plus, sauce's got his mouth and we's talked bout that already. Sauce and I ain't on the same end when it comes to rap, I learnt the rudiments of this game, believe! If you really want to battle, let's make it live, no room for pre-writing shit, come on Y!IM or MSN, ask them Alexpissu's and Mailmalc's bout what I do if you need background info
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #19 on: May 06, 2008, 06:56 PM »

You're a rap artiste, or manager? Lyrical assailent, LOL?

my im is destykisses@yahoo.com,
what's urs?

There is no harm in "challenging" our lovely shaz, is there?
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #20 on: May 06, 2008, 07:07 PM »

girlishfella@yahoo.com, whenever u're ready. . I'm out
saucekid (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #21 on: May 06, 2008, 08:53 PM »

@ shaz
ma orientation aint rapdon't blame me if it sounds wack to you
markolini (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #22 on: May 07, 2008, 01:28 PM »

@shaz
could u post links to some of these forums u talked bout??, maybe we'll improve there.
platinum_genius@yahoo.com,  i added u
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #23 on: May 07, 2008, 07:01 PM »

@ shaz

never mind macaroni, he's poor and can't pay for rap schools,
d rat's always surfing the internet, tryin' to download "dissing tools",
markolini (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #24 on: May 07, 2008, 08:24 PM »

@shaz
i'll ignore makavele he's juss 17 his mind is still dumb, am still expectin this link shit from u iight
Shaz (f)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #25 on: May 07, 2008, 09:06 PM »

So you mean 17 year olds are juss dumb? I'm just 17
makavele (m)
Re: Praise Vs Saucekid
« #26 on: May 07, 2008, 09:08 PM »

@markolini

you dey fear me?
you dumber!
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