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makavele (m)
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CALL ME SLICK, AINT GOT NO TIME AM SLICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE, YOUR SO SLIM GNASH YOUR TEETH, LIKE You GOT THE GREYGOOSE DISEASE IT'S NOT MY FAULT, THAT YOU'RE TURNING DIM YOUR MAMMA IS A WHORE, PERMIT ME TO SAY THAT COS YOUR PAPA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, SHE'S AINT CUTER THAN A RAT I DISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND 7 TIMES, DONT BLAME ME COS SHE'S TOO CHEAP LIKE AH PANT, SHE DOESNT ADD UP TO HALF OF MY IQ AND NOW SHE'S BEGGING, SAYING PRAISE I LOVE YOU GO TO HELL BABY, I DONT NEED YOU YOU'RE SO IMPOTENT, WE DONT BLAME YOU SAUCEKID, THE KID NEVA GOES TO CHURCH BUT YOUR FATHER IS A PASTOR, LIKE HE LOVES THE DEVIL SO MUCH I HEARD HE KILLED YOUR GRANDPA JUST FOR MONEY RITUALS THE NEXT THING You KNOW, SAUCKID, ITS GONNA BE YOUR OBITUARY FUCK WITH ME, I CAN DISS YOUR WHOLE GENERATION
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saucekid (m)
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nigga,you fcuk with me~prepare your funeral i'll wipe u out,your hommies~like yous some damn criminal you claim to be slick~to me nigga,yous shyte rap lines too lame~they don't qualify for tight been a long tyme you had pussy~can see it in your lines come meet da don pappy~i'll teach ya,one step a time nigga,i fcuk with you~same ol same ol leave you gasping~someone call the 5-0 parameds be set to bring the gurney because a nigga'll fall after this tourney guns in place~magazines click click ma hands are sweaty~twich twich its ova before it started~when homeboy took me for granted
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Shaz (f)
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I'll use standard battle catz;
Punchlines - None
WordPlay - None
Metas & Sims - Should be none also, but SauceKid had potentials in this cat
Personals - None
Presentation/Delivery - SauceKid
Structure - SauceKid
Creativity - None
Flows - SauceKid
Multis - None
OVERALL - SAUCEKID
Point to Note: I personally think these verses ^^ are very wack, no offense meant. . try elevating plz
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markolini (m)
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hahahaha, omo u be confirm chick jare shaz, u judge them well, lol
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FLOWSHOW
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@shaz i second you on that , they are both so wack
@sauce thot u used to be ok in star wars 1, how come wackness now stinks all over you??
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makavele (m)
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saucekid says he clicks click, ain't going to slow my roll quick its a crazy affair, he's about to dine with pigs i ain't got cuter punchlines, but i can implant land mines ah, i mean rap battle mines, in the sauce's ugly mind who voted for saucekid, can't u hear he's just a kid where was he, when i made hit like Katrina's wind i've got plasma vision, i can see through walls, saucekid's heart is frenzied. he ain't got balls its crystal clear i will reign supreme like a reign of fire, i blowing him to the extreme sauckid's rhyme are apparently for kids in nursery when its comes to digging your grave, am in a hurry he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition when i fucked him, his paremeds offered amputation as a better idea to alleviate his misery you got to learn how respect my whole entity i could just go on and on and on but i got better things to do, so i aint dissing him so more the battleline is drawn, he'd better not step on my grounds or you'll end up been chased by my greyhounds am dissing the whole motherfcking nairaland crew raps so poor like rice without stew hit me if you can, when it comes to my loot you ain't got a share, so kiss my butt
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@makavele
see u wannnna start somthing in hurr . . . if really hot like u claim u is then hit the star warz re-loaded thread . . . don't be a scry cat bro . . . . lets see if u can earn a 2 -star General spot aight . . . enough said
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saucekid (m)
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he wants to do battle we're going to rumble
@ flowshow i've been out of practise and basically,i don't do rap
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makavele (m)
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@HYBRID-X
You can't force me to join the star wars thread, but am going to be there now
Vote for ME, am sweeter and slicker
@SAUCEKID hmmmmm, stop pretending, you can't keep dissing all the time, someone's the new general and it's me. Anyway, i love you all, Nairalanders!
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saucekid (m)
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@ makavele
guns drawn~slugs poppin~niggaz fallin sights on ya~got ma *ish~i aint stoppin touch the cobra's tail~prepare to be bitten your lines too lame~i give ya some food poisoning don't crave the donhood~cus i'm slicker n better when i'm through~you'll be the remnant of salt petre hit ya on all sides~like yam in tha mortar tear ya limb to limb~leave ya screaming~ MAMMA kiss your butt?~nigga i got one chamber~yous the slot mess you sideways~leave you worse than a slut i aint takin no prisoner~because i aint got no patience i got a gun~trained to kill~and also with a license nigga pay homage~so i'd grant ya clemency you don't~I'm going to pop ya~leave ya a bygone heresy
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markolini (m)
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shaz baby could u judge this dudes again, lets see whose d illest
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makavele (m)
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@saucekid
u little' kid want to claim you's the illiest am going to show 'em all that u're the wackest so wack like eddie murphy in "coming back to america" am kicking the sauce all the way to costa rica when it comes to lyrical battles, am the hottest put our IQs on the scale, no doubt u weigh less its a fact, i aint got guns and ammunitions but my verbal arsenal could enforce a surgical operation read my ryhmes, and experience mental blackout your'e so fcuked up like 2Face, a high school dropout and "flowshow" admitted you stink with wackness i dissed u all over, it brought you close to madness watch out mother fcuker, you're close to my D-E-N i'll eat u up, as much as i deserve that "lyrical highness"
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Shaz (f)
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lol. . i'll try to append wisdom again
Punchlines - Makavele he claims he's got 6 rounds of goddamn ammunition when i fucked him, his paremeds offered amputation
WordPlay - None
Metas & Sims - SauceKid
Personals - None
Presentation/Delivery - SauceKid
Structure - SauceKid
Creativity - Makavele
Flows - SauceKid
Multis - None
OVERALL - STILL the wack SAUCEKID
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makavele (m)
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THANKS SHAZ FOR YOUR FEED.
INCREDIBLE,
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makavele (m)
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i want to thank shaz for the rap analysis what more could hold us together~if not symbiosis its great to know~ there's someone to always count on practice makes perfect, so this rap battle would be won no one else deserves that lyrical highness but makavele am about to go platinum, bout' to hit the TV am trying to change the way the game is played i aint a mutha fcuker~ aint like a whore that is' always getting laid june 23 brought about the birth of a hero i'm like genie, its time for some mirror mirror i think it time to hit ma bed, clock says nine-fifty nine will talk later~been long i saw alexpissu~ tell him i said hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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saucekid (m)
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@ shaz why you callin me wacked? 
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Shaz (f)
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You ARE wack, you know now. . your lyrical content is nothing to write home about. . i'm not tryin diss or somn, just sayin the truth. . or tell me can you match-up to this:
Just got my hospital degree to give monocles to G’s So when ya jaws drops it’s cause ya obstacle is me Your popsicle will freeze with the chronicles I speak So kool – the rest are just………… a comical relief I’m impossible to beat; suffer phenomenal defeats Burst ya face… N’ search for particles of teeth It’s optimal to be - a mythical beast with lyrical speech Wanna get physical? Please… ya need a miracle spree Like Senegal breeze, Jam filled with tropic and warm N’ Tropical storms, that’s how this topic is born Talk it; inform, Tell the fakers to hide Cuz all the rage in my mind makes the hatred alive In this place you will die if you don’t let patience collide, Bite your tongue every while and sustain what’s inside
This is just a freestyle by a friend, KJ-L. If you doubt that you're on the wack end, go to real rap forums and see what people drop. . u's on the Eedris level, bruv
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makavele (m)
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Really uncalled for?
Past urs shaz, and see if the sauce won't beat it!
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Shaz (f)
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Sauce can drop a verse and compare it to any of those I've already dropped, none of them is pre-written, they are only freestyles. . plus, sauce's got his mouth and we's talked bout that already. Sauce and I ain't on the same end when it comes to rap, I learnt the rudiments of this game, believe! If you really want to battle, let's make it live, no room for pre-writing shit, come on Y!IM or MSN, ask them Alexpissu's and Mailmalc's bout what I do if you need background info
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makavele (m)
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You're a rap artiste, or manager? Lyrical assailent, LOL? my im is destykisses@yahoo.com, what's urs? There is no harm in "challenging" our lovely shaz, is there?
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saucekid (m)
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@ shaz ma orientation aint rapdon't blame me if it sounds wack to you
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markolini (m)
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@shaz could u post links to some of these forums u talked bout??, maybe we'll improve there. platinum_genius@yahoo.com, i added u
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makavele (m)
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@ shaz
never mind macaroni, he's poor and can't pay for rap schools, d rat's always surfing the internet, tryin' to download "dissing tools",
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markolini (m)
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@shaz i'll ignore makavele he's juss 17 his mind is still dumb, am still expectin this link shit from u iight
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Shaz (f)
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So you mean 17 year olds are juss dumb? I'm just 17
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makavele (m)
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@markolini
you dey fear me? you dumber!
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