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info (m)
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« on: May 03, 2008, 09:33 AM »

Blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says; "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids
ibkaye (f)
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« #1 on: May 03, 2008, 12:02 PM »

lol! mumu! Cheesy
segunpc (m)
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« #2 on: May 05, 2008, 09:08 AM »

roflmao! na toy dey the man brain.

in fact is brain is dented.

good one poster.
clemcykul
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« #3 on: May 05, 2008, 12:16 PM »

lmao
temmysexy (f)
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« #4 on: May 05, 2008, 01:21 PM »

in fact, over mumu dey worry am.  Tongue Cool
oluyemimi (f)
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« #5 on: May 08, 2008, 12:45 PM »

odee!!!! nacking your wife in your very before Cool
ohilebo (m)
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« #6 on: May 08, 2008, 01:06 PM »

nor blame the guy, he is just foolish enough to drive the wife to other men Undecided
clemcykul
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« #7 on: May 09, 2008, 09:33 AM »

so u don get sense
bibs (f)
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« #8 on: May 09, 2008, 10:17 AM »

Chei i no go gree
info (m)
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« #9 on: May 09, 2008, 09:15 PM »

Quote from: bibs on May 09, 2008, 10:17 AM
Chei i no go gree

Say . .
kayowalemi (m)
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« #10 on: May 10, 2008, 11:39 AM »

uncle ted too get heart attack now, how he go fit help another heart attack patient
jaymobb (m)
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« #11 on: May 10, 2008, 01:21 PM »

who b uncle ted Huh
kayowalemi (m)
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« #12 on: May 10, 2008, 01:28 PM »

I can see. Dem help u read the story? Go and read again
Quote from: jaymobb on May 10, 2008, 01:21 PM
who b uncle ted Huh
jaymobb (m)
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« #13 on: May 10, 2008, 01:42 PM »

i have read the story but the name of the characters were changed.

i tot u were the husband and "uncle ted" was sauce

oops did i say sometin Lips sealed
info (m)
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« #14 on: May 10, 2008, 02:13 PM »

Brrrr
ibkaye (f)
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« #15 on: May 10, 2008, 02:21 PM »

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
info (m)
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« #16 on: May 10, 2008, 02:34 PM »

@ ibkaye

 Bimbo how va Angry
ibkaye (f)
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« #17 on: May 10, 2008, 02:35 PM »

@Mumu Info
Who is bimbo? Tongue
info (m)
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« #18 on: May 10, 2008, 02:45 PM »

Brrrrr Grin
ibkaye (f)
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« #19 on: May 10, 2008, 02:45 PM »

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  Cool
info (m)
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« #20 on: May 10, 2008, 02:54 PM »

Bad habit
djcrooky (m)
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« #21 on: May 10, 2008, 02:55 PM »

nice brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

it all  about coke
ibkaye (f)
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« #22 on: May 10, 2008, 02:55 PM »

brrrrrrrrr Tongue
Tattooboy (m)
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« #23 on: May 10, 2008, 04:40 PM »

Quote
You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids
i love that piece

@ibkaye
u had an heart attack that very day too huh Huh me and this girl sha
info (m)
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« #24 on: May 10, 2008, 04:43 PM »

Quote from: Tattooboy on May 10, 2008, 04:40 PM
me and this girl sha
Popo Titi Shocked
Tattooboy (m)
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« #25 on: May 10, 2008, 05:00 PM »

Quote
: info 
Popo Titi 

sorry that was BIG BAMO'S first Single, i love that song Cheesy
info (m)
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« #26 on: May 10, 2008, 05:05 PM »

Should i upload the Single for u? Cool
mykali (m)
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« #27 on: May 10, 2008, 05:21 PM »

info, e be like say na u wey this thing happen to. was ibkaye cheating on u or what?

well, all i can say is brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Tattooboy (m)
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« #28 on: May 10, 2008, 05:31 PM »

Quote
mykali 
info, e be like say na u wey this thing happen to. was ibkaye cheating on u or what?

well, all i can say is brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

stop brrrrrring reality
Quote
info 
Should i upload the Single for u? 

please do, i love that song Smiley
mykali (m)
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« #29 on: May 10, 2008, 07:40 PM »

i ain't brrrrrr-ing reality.  have u ever tasted coke?
info (m)
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« #30 on: May 10, 2008, 08:40 PM »

Quote from: Tattooboy on May 10, 2008, 05:31 PM

please do, i love that song Smiley

http://www.esnips.com/doc/ef18d173-6790-4751-adad-f3ebcdb7fc9a/PopoTiti  Or
Click here Enjoy

@ mykali

How does it taste like self?
clemcykul
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« #31 on: May 12, 2008, 11:16 AM »

they kept on taking coke and brrrring till their lifes braked and brrred them to death* Grin
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