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ibkaye (f)
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Excellent Costume Party Idea
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party, Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Sign Language
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on privates one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my privates, fifty times."
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ayusman16 (m)
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Ibk, nice one  The husband is a very smart dude! |
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ibkaye (f)
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@ayusman Thankyou, yes he is  @Info   |
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info (m)
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Promiscuous Girl
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ibkaye (f)
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Promiscuous Girl
Eat My Dust |
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info (m)
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Kiss my yansh first
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ibkaye (f)
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Cream it first |
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ifyalways (f)
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hmmmn uhmmmm  nice joke for dirty minds lol,abeg don't quote me jare,its kool |
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ayusman16 (m)
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@Ify Any mind dirty reach your own  |
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ibkaye (f)
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who has the dirty mind?   |
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sincity (m)
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Ibekaye *i can't shout* |
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ibkaye (f)
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Ibekaye *i can't shout* why can't you shout  |
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ayusman16 (m)
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Cos the mouth is full!
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ibkaye (f)
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full of what? |
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ifyalways (f)
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@Ify Any mind dirty reach your own not since i got washed with Klin Xtra power and Jik. old things have passed away dude |
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ibkaye (f)
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not since i got washed with Klin Xtra power and Jik. old things have passed away dude Amii Jesu |
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ifyalways (f)
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Olorioko who ask you? ***busy body,you go soon soji * * * * |
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ibkaye (f)
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Olorioko who ask you? ***busy body,you go soon soji * * * * Pahahahaha! |
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ayusman16 (m)
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@Ify, your mind can never be cleansed until u wash your mind with harpic!
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ibkaye (f)
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@Ify, your mind can never be cleansed until u wash your mind with harpic!
Use 'OMO' Soap |
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sincity (m)
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Full from tonguelashing u u guys allow person post ke |
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ibkaye (f)
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Full from tonguelashing u u guys allow person post ke ehhnnn, |
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ifyalways (f)
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@Ify, your mind can never be cleansed until u wash your mind with harpic!
Ok Just like your anus can never be cleansed unless you stop eating boiled kwulikwuli sincity,vamooooooooooooooooose from here before you get swept away by forces above you . was that Ninglish you spoke/typed or was it kingfuswahili revised edition  |
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ibkaye (f)
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lol wetin be kwulikwuli |
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ifyalways (f)
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who you dey ask ? |
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sincity (m)
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are u talking to my
y the hostility babe
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ibkaye (f)
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i dey ask you ify |
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sincity (m)
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y the attitude girl
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ibkaye (f)
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y the attitude girl
who?  |
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ifyalways (f)
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lol kwuliwkuli na ground, fried,dried, roasted, smoked, ekpa moulded into balls like petty mini kpof kpof and doughnuts,it takes like an Xpired Pizza Ask around |
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saucekid (m)
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@ ibkaye nice one girl  @ the rest of una make una dey critisize dey go |
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