Most Embarrasing Moments!

There was a day i went to see someone at Intercontinental bank Head office, Victoria Island for the very first time. Garbed in my suit and feeling really cool, i strolled in only to discover that i would have to get to the banking hall on the escalator. Gosh! i had only seen this in films,  How would i do it naow??? Anyway, i braved up and walked towards it with my heart in my mouth now feeling highly nervous about climing it. In my fear, i gripped the railing too hard and the escalator kept ascending, can't remember what or how it happened but i found myself ascending along with this scary steps sprawled upside down the escalator. Boy!!! The thing lifted me high to the full glare of everyone in the banking hall. Chai!!! Thank God for some good samaritans who lifted me to my feet as soon as i got to the top. Maaaaaaan,  i wished the floor could just swallow me.

hahhahahahaha. I want to see that. can you demonstrate it again? 


@post
When I was laughing so hard my water came out of my nose. In front of the boy I had a crush on  That was when I was 18 ofcourse.  But i still laugh when I remember it

i already said mine. i was trying to jump on stage when my trousers divided nastily into two in front of everybody. after playing i went away through the back stage without even saying bye to my friends. i was really lucky that i went along with my car. kai!!!!!!

mine is when i make phone calls

ill tell you what happened to me on phone

mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till  nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

mine happened on this day, my 1st day of wearing a g-sting, it has a rope you will tie by the side, i was wearin a skirt, feelin fucky and stepin, all of a sudden i heard someone shoutin, see u pant on the floor, it happened on the road, i ran into a shop and hid there, i had ti stya thre till  nightfall. and i didnt pass that road till i left town.

what an embarrasing moment

pata olokun 

lol 

nah una gt una mouth, una fit carry am chop shit.
@anus man  aka the dwart stiff master, wht r thou doth hereth?

@anyusman, werent u supoose to b n school? wht exacty r u doin here?

u wore d wrong ones or u didn't tie d rope well

notin do u my sis

@tytylayor
i be like say i no tie the rope well my bros.
@ayusman
hw the rope go dey reach now? wetin u wan use am do sef?
u wan use am W-A-N-K? the truth or,

hummm, after my g string showing incident i feel im not the only one that felt embarrased, the gstring is better than what happened to me one silly evening.


i was coming back from work and i was about climbing onto a bus to go to my uncles place for d weekend, when suddenly i realized that all my under neath was blood stained (red robot at it again). I wan die, i was like i would have been laffed at and all that. i entered an empty bus nd just begged d conductor to get off. he closed the door and i changed to a skirt in d garage, imagine a big girl changin in a bus in d garage and the male conductor knowin i was On. Men is that embarassing or degrading? God punish mensuration o.

@ademiller

i dnt think that should be an embarrasment cozz its a normal tin that happens to females, i believe guys do understand, compare to d g L string, that one na reaaaaaal ebaricement

sorry sista gstring n brother elevator , mine was when i n my b/f had to face a doctor and he was to ask about ow i saw my b/f 's privates a nyt before. it had to do with a tortion as in d twisting of the balls in the scrotum n my witnessing was goin to be a final word whether to have a operation immediately or not.believe me it was scary but also embarassing when he started asking questions like;

close your eyes
ow did the nyte go?
did he kiss u?
was it french or english?
did he fondle wit your breasts?
ow was it?
did u fondle wit his privates?
ow was it?
did he go down?
did he use his hands?
did he use his mouth?
ow were the position of the balls?
was one up? was d oda down?

GGODDD!!!!!!!!! i wanted to dieeee,  but i just had to answer them because it eventually made him know the position of the balls,  PLUS he had to do an operation . it was scary n embarrasing.!!!!!!!