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Esss (m)
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I just received this,
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy (Indeed). A man only needs to be (a Mugu):
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Valentine's Day
* Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring beer (optional)
Can u beleive this crap??
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tai2
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It isn't crap. It's true!
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stillwater (f)
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Can u beleive this crap?? Jealous?  |
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Esss (m)
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No man on earth that is born of a woman or even cloned can be all that.
I guess thats why women are always unhappy.
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Gamine (f)
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Only one woman u met and u use her as a yardstick.
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stillwater (f)
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I guess thats why women are always unhappy. And who told you we are always unhappy or preferably which research did you conduct to deduce that?  |
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Cadet (f)
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*claps claps* Nice you found 54 ways, look for the rest of them. Thousands more to go 
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hixxx1 (m)
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Essy. Very aptly put. Girls are hypocrites. They are pharisees and Sadducees. Jumping from one lover to another.
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tngtech (m)
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its a crap!!!
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hixxx1 (m)
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Yep. Babes are crap.
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frank 3.16 (m)
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wow thats a long list, aint we men in trouble?
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Sweet T (m)
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Find the G spot and she will be the happiest woman on earth.  |
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rodbel (m)
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All that ? na real mugu. no wonder they aren't satisfied
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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They are just gad damn lazy!!!!! |
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his_grace (m)
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fok her daily - she will forever be grateful to you.
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Cadet (f)
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They are just gad damn lazy!!!!!
ROTFL. . abi o   |
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ikamefa (f)
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am loving nos: 15,19,25,50 and 6 best " "
laughing my big black ass off |
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tRoOE (f)
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Na wa oooooooooooo what is so difficult in the list that a man can not do to make his wife, lady, mistress, girlfriend e.t.c happy
My guy does 95% of those things listed(he is what i call a real men  ) and I have not at any point taken him as a fool for doing all that to make me happy, or look at him as mugu,mumu or whateva you guys want to call it(nor has he lost his pride/dignity as a man ), just because you Nland guys are not into things like this doesn't mean there isn't other men out there who does them on a regularly basic.
Have come to a conclusion that nland men are all sadist plz learn to spread your wings
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acidrop (f)
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na wa ooo, c how all of them are just crying and cursing babes. its a crap!!!
Yep. Babes are crap.
WETIN THEY DO UUUUUUUUUUUUUU? |
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tRoOE (f)
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Ahaha you are trying to start wahala i no dey there oh
But it's true sha they get problem no be small  , i didn't realize that until i joined nland
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PRYNXLEX (m)
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I WENT THROUGH THE LIST DAMN E PLENTY OHHHHH WE NO FIT ABIDE BY EVERY OHHHH DAMN THIS LOVE THING OHH NA WA OHHH OH BOY.  |
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emmeno (m)
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This is the truth??? But what happens when a man gets hurt and need a healer??? Chick will tell you " Be a man, and let it be". aint that heartless. And that shitz about men, is not the truth, well actually 70% percent correct  , what a pity |
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Uby40 (m)
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My gosh!!!! i am frozen, all this list to make a woman happy?, i guess i'd rather remain single for life, although i'll need a sex ride occasionally, Lol
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Trip4eni (f)
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Damn gals r hot, that list is jst d little u guys have 2 offer 4 what u get from us. Nt that u guys keep to list sef!!!!!!
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drwhopl (m)
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to really make a woman happy you don't have to perfect.that's the mistake most guys make.women are like cupcakes.
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vivaladiva (f)
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i must admit your list is very long and very impossible
the truth is men should learn to compromise with women
u can't expect perfection if u are not perfect your self
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Akinagirl (f)
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hmnn, well for startes, be yourself, not all women are hard to please.
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drwhopl (m)
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@ VIVALADIVA
i must admit your list is very long and very impossible
the truth is men should learn to compromise with women
u can't expect perfection if u are not perfect your self.
i believe you got a point there.i have just added you to my yahoo messenger can we chat a bit?
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oje4u2see (m)
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Thats the koko
I've tried it before getting the info and it work out well
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ztyle (m)
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. .still reading when i'm through i will post.
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