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Mamajama (m)
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Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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hcl_acid (m)
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really crazy  |
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Tattooboy (m)
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definitely crazy
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clemcykul
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why can't u shatap!  |
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mykali (m)
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no be by force.
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Jeovy (m)
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Craze mix with madness
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mykali (m)
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mumu miksed with kolo
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mohawkchic (f)
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~Noow that got me LOL  |
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saucekid2
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chai . . . . . .
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kene 20 (m)
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O boy! You dey kolooooo |
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saucekid2
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see your bend mouth
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princesa (f)
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@topic is it similitic, metaphoric, hyberbolic or euphemistic  what a creative trash @general long time no sight you sir, did you decamp or detour |
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kronkykay (m)
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iyam-mi ooo
what a process!
i have to take off before my cake rises!
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clemcykul
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bring that risen cake here!
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saucekid (m)
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for NAFDAC sampling mine is for ibk only |
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princesa (f)
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good for you |
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princesa (f)
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na thinks like this go spurn you no doubt  |
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folly69 (m)
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hmmmn what a cake i think i'll make one everyday bt without de baking powder so it won't rise |
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clemcykul
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*prints out recipe and pastes on my bedroom kitchen wall*
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ben~jay (m)
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Now this is damn funny. |
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