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wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #96 on: May 22, 2006, 07:03 PM »

possibly.

he who pulls the lion by the tail suffers its wrath.

wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #97 on: May 22, 2006, 07:05 PM »

the child will only fist with elders when he wahses his hands well.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #98 on: May 22, 2006, 07:06 PM »

Can you do anything about it?


The buttock that is stung by the fire ant quickly learns wisdom.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #99 on: May 22, 2006, 07:07 PM »

an adult is recongized by the lenght of his nose.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #100 on: May 22, 2006, 07:08 PM »

The ear that refuses to listen to advice will follow the head to the grave when it (the head) is cut off.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #101 on: May 22, 2006, 07:11 PM »

The sparrow that boasts of oozing sweet oil does not understand that it is undergoing the process of decay
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #102 on: May 22, 2006, 07:12 PM »

there's already a post on proverbs.

check it out. http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1450.0.html
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #103 on: May 22, 2006, 07:15 PM »

if a snake refuses to show its venom, children will use it to bundle firewood.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #104 on: May 22, 2006, 07:18 PM »

if a dog goes to the bush with a bag, the bush will run out of feces.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #105 on: May 22, 2006, 07:21 PM »

Quote from: wormedup on May 22, 2006, 07:18 PM
if a dog goes to the bush with a bag, the bush will run out of feces.

lol that one had me laughing!

The death that is about to kill the dog does not allow it to recognise the smell of faeces
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #106 on: May 22, 2006, 07:24 PM »

If the first arrow hits the beam, and the second hits the same beam, tell me; was the arrow fashioned for only the beam?
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #107 on: May 22, 2006, 07:26 PM »

but u also know that the frog does not make an afternoon dash aimlessly.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #108 on: May 22, 2006, 07:29 PM »

and the feces is never disgusting to its ejector
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #109 on: May 22, 2006, 07:30 PM »

Quote from: wormedup on May 22, 2006, 07:26 PM
but u also know that the frog does not make an afternoon dash aimlessly.

I know, I know. . .

That is why the lizard says, 'If no one will praise me because I jumped from the wall, I will do so myself'
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #110 on: May 22, 2006, 07:31 PM »

Quote from: wormedup on May 22, 2006, 07:29 PM
and the feces is never disgusting to its ejector

 ;Dhehehe

The child that is carried on its mother's back does not understand that the journey is long.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #111 on: May 22, 2006, 07:32 PM »

and let me also remind u that becoming a male is a matter of birth but to become a man is a matter of choice.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #112 on: May 22, 2006, 07:33 PM »

and u can never run faster than ur shadow.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #113 on: May 22, 2006, 07:37 PM »

No one gets a mouthful of food by picking between another person's teeth.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #114 on: May 22, 2006, 07:37 PM »

The curious monkey gets a bullet in the face.

Remove the hand of the ape from the fire before it turns to that of a human.

The ashes that the bachelor leaves in the fireplace in the morning will wait for him until he returns in the evening.

When the hunter learns to shoot without missing, the bird learns to fly without perching.

He that eats without washing his plate must also learn to eat with an unwashed plate.

Let's see you reply to these!!
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #115 on: May 22, 2006, 07:41 PM »

The deaf person does not need to be told when a war erupts.

When the mother goat chews its cuds, the kid goats watch it carefully.

The elder does not remain at home while the goat gives birth on tethers.

Let the kite perch, let the eagle perch. The one that denies the other perching space; may its wings be broken!

wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #116 on: May 22, 2006, 07:44 PM »

No one gets a mouthful of food by picking between another person's teeth.

The arrow that is shot upwards does not sleep up there.

The elderly person does not dance to the beat of the mortar.

If a goat is chased onto the farm, he goes into the yam barn.

If you do not chew water you will never know that water has bones.

You don't look for something in the pocket of someone who is looking for something.

If the pestle misses the mortar, it pounds the ground.

When the vulture hears that a human being has died, he beats the festival drum for his brothers.

You can't carry two faces under one hat.

If the tortoise argues and stretches itself, its shell breaks.
wormedup (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #117 on: May 22, 2006, 07:51 PM »

When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.

If you fill your mouth with a razor, you will spit blood.

If one goes to a land where they cut off ears, he should cut off his own and contribute them.

One who has been bitten by a snake lives in fear of worms.   Grin Grin

If you neglect the pot, it boils over and extinguishes the fire.

A man who lives alone is either always overworked, or always overfed.

The sheep that follows the dog will suffer.

When a woman has ten children, there is nothing that happens in the night that she does not know about.

A goat owned by two people sleeps outside.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #118 on: May 22, 2006, 08:27 PM »

The hunter that does not want to go hunting says the way of the grasscutter is closed.

The race of the antelope heats up on the hill.

The palm wine tapper does not reveal all that he sees from his perch.

Failure to speak was the mouth's undoing; refusal to hear the ear's downfall.

It is under the roof of the coward that people stand to point out where the brave hero once lived.

A burning house is not the place to look for a rat.

The patient dog eats the bone marrow.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #119 on: May 22, 2006, 08:37 PM »

It is the mouse in the house that tells the rat in the bush that there is fish in the kitchen.

The mice run freely in the house because the cat is unwell.

He that sows corn should not expect to reap guinea corn.

The animal that a woman slaughters does not bleed.  Tongue

When the bread fruit reaches maturity, it will fall to the ground.

The flying termite will always fall to the ground, regardless of how long it remains in the air.



Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #120 on: May 22, 2006, 08:53 PM »

The taste of bitter kola is not a good as is suggested by the sound it makes in the mouth.

The instrument that is used to clear the nose is not used to clean the eye.

If the old woman trips and falls twice, the contents of her basket will be counted by all.

When a fraudster dies, he is buried by a fellow fraudster.

When a young wife is married, the old wife is driven out of the home.

The woman that bears important goods in her basket does not dance to every drum beat.

It is the unfortunate person that has it rain on the day she goes to sell salt in the market.

Let the one that sees an eagle salute the eagle, because an eagle is not seen often.

He that climbs an iroko tree should stay until he has accomplished all before climbing down; an iroko tree should not be climbed twice.
dominobaby (f)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #121 on: May 22, 2006, 09:21 PM »

Good proverbs u guys got up there.  Can c u r having a swell tyme, haven't been around since yestdy.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #122 on: May 23, 2006, 09:39 AM »

Quote from: dominobaby on May 22, 2006, 09:21 PM
Good proverbs u guys got up there. Can c you're having a swell tyme, haven't been around since yestdy.

True talk, D'baby. Care to join us?  Grin
dominobaby (f)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #123 on: May 23, 2006, 07:46 PM »

Thanks 4 da invitation.
U guys have put a lot up there n i'll try nt to repeat any.

A toad does not run in the afternoon for nothing.

There's no smoke without fire.
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #124 on: May 23, 2006, 08:06 PM »

Quote from: dominobaby on May 23, 2006, 07:46 PM
Thanks 4 da invitation.
U guys have put a lot up there n i'll try nt to repeat any.

A toad does not run in the afternoon for nothing.

There's no smoke without fire.

lol You just repeated two!

Never mind. . . your participation is good enough!

He that holds another on the ground also holds himself!
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #125 on: May 24, 2006, 03:11 PM »

Where's my baby??   Sad
Genial (m)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #126 on: May 24, 2006, 03:12 PM »

  Sad  Sad
dominobaby (f)
Re: Not (a) Chicken!
« #127 on: May 24, 2006, 04:00 PM »

*running in*
d'baby here.
Oops, *scratches head*
o.k, i'l b bk wit new ones hopefully
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