A Computer Programmer To Be Need Help Seriously! Please Anybody

I'm a guy wu luvs d computer, i knw what programming is al about, bt wil really appreciate it if anybody can tell me were to start, any also were i can download some free e-books, preferably in PDF 4mats. I mean programmin from scratch. Tnx alot. Or if u have them, u can forward them to my email: zland4ps@yahoo.Com

lol,  very very funny,  newayz,  maybe google.com.ng should be of help,  or some other engine,  have u thot of why u want to program and what language u want to do??? get back at ya,  i do .NET(c# and VB) and JAVA for now,  im not an EXpert,  but im far from a beginner,  hope u enjoy what we do,  daisy dude

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