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D-reloaded (f)
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Did debo retire from NL's most popular male whore position and give it to Sly?
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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hmmm, cool, aint it like 3am  yes, 3. A.m actually 2:58 A.m how you take know? you dey here too? |
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ibkaye
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My girl tuck in yuh belly, A beg yuh tuck in yuh belly, A weh yuh a go wid that man, Tuck in yuh side Ha ha Chorus From yuh know yuh belly nuh bang And yuh know say yuh look good inna yuh thong Gyal skin out, yuh belly look clean And yuh know say fit in inna magazine,(bruck out bruck out) yuh zeen (repeat) Verse 1 Some gyal belly bag ova like shirt One bagga flab them need some ab work Big gut and big butt Gyal that nuh work And mi nah even smile or smirk Yuh fi tek care a yuhself Gyal know what yuh worth Yuh belly nuffi look like yuh a give birth Yuh foot favour broom stick Don't wear nuh skirt Mi gyal model yuh nuh shape like the earth (Never) Walk out Sky Juice nuh yuh daddy Model pon a gyal yuh belly flat like bammy Yuh cute n yuh sexy Round like Tami A you win the flat belly grammy (Chorus) Verse2 (Leftside) From yuh know say yuh look good Debra Yuh skin nuh marky and stripe up like zebra Hold up yuh hand cause yuh hot like pepper Walk through the dance Yuh and real hot stepper From yuh know say yuh have flat belly Yuh hot inna yuh swimsuit like Kris Kelly When yuh a walk it nuh shake lie jelly Up inna the video and talk up Shelly (Why) |
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StephenP (m)
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yes, 3. A.m actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?
Time zones.
@Ibkaye, I just might employ you to write songs for me. LOL!!! |
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LadyT (f)
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Lasiefaire go to bed now!!!!!!!
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ibkaye
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@Ibkaye, I just might employ you to write songs for me. LOL!!!
hehehehe  |
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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Lasiefaire go to bed now!!!!!!!
why do you want me to go to bed. You got plans  Nights are days to me and days Night |
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Sisikill
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They eat like there is no tomorrowbusy mouth from day and night. . .
You would want to poke if u see some chicks stomachsMORE LIKE BABASUWE'S Belly. . Rotflmao. . . .Please stop! You're killing me here. Carry on. . . |
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StephenP (m)
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why do you want me to go to bed. You got plans Nights are days to me and days Night |
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aloib (f)
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yes, 3. A.m actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?
lol, same time zones, 1 hr behind though  |
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Busta (f)
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Did debo retire from Nairaland's most popular male whore position and give it to Sly?
LMAO. Don't even get me started with debo  Really guys . . y'all ain't all that either. Put up all fine pics and lets be the judge. I bet u half of all this guys opening their mouth have pot belly. and Y'all should have a bit of respect for women . . its not easy to carry a baby for 9 months . . not to talk of stretch marks. |
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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lol, same time zones, 1 hr behind though where are you. Australia? |
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mykali (m)
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such gifted and talented talents should not be wasting their talents here on nairaland oh.
make u go release ya own album joh
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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LMAO. Don't even get me started with debo Really guys . . y'all ain't all that either. Put up all fine pics and lets be the judge. I bet u half of all this guys opening their mouth have pot belly. and Y'all should have a bit of respect for women . . its not easy to carry a baby for 9 months . . not to talk of stretch marks. I want to bet. Nice and sexy ass ati legs |
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aloib (f)
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australia is 1 hr ahead of u guys now,
some wer in se asia :p
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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australia is 1 hr ahead of u guys now,
some wer in se asia :p
where? by the ways, I got plans of going to aussie |
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eldee (m)
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You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that. They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems. Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo  Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy. |
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that. They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems. Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.na you know. |
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LadyT (f)
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God Stephen why did you have to tell him!!! No D-reloaded Sly just graduated from Debos ashewo school |
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aloib (f)
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) don't quote o, i am editing it, lol
ohh i have a cousin married to a japanese, they came here for vac, very cute kids, and their language na die, do u speak japanese,
plan on taking a visit once i start making my $$$, lol
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StephenP (m)
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You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that. They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems. Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy. |
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Busta (f)
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How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?
apparently!! |
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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philippines  don't quote o, i am editing it, lol ohh i have a cousin married to a japanese, they came here for vac, very cute kids, and their language na die, do u speak japanese, plan on taking a visit once i start making my $$$, lol I only know good morning, afternoon, evening a few other words i got a couple phillipino friends in japan. You need to make that cash quick then. where do you plan on visiting. |
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LASIEFAIRE (m)
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God Stephen why did you have to tell him!!! No D-reloaded Sly just graduated from Debos ashewo school Lady T, i don't like players so i will have to end our little something something |
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ibkaye
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@eldee ROFLMAO! |
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aloib (f)
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lol, ahh how long have yu been there, mehn they r everywer, i don't know sef, my next two vacations r booked, dubai and naija prolly next yr, and i don't want to come when its winter, lol and i love japanese food, yummy |
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LadyT (f)
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Eldee hush up please babes!!! Where did you get your degree in bullshit ( I still loff you babes). Ladies ignore these guys! Lasiefaire your damn right it was a little something something. You lied and told me you were packing!  |
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eldee (m)
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How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?
Bruv, chei!!! You ever heard of sampling a random distribution? As I told aloib the other day, when you want to check how many bad eggs you've got in a poultry, you don't need to break all the eggs. Dude, this is high school economics  Eba, Beans, Fried eggs, Agege bread, Ogbolo, Pounded yam, should I continue? By the way this topic has already been trashed on nigerian TV stations many times. |
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dee02 (m)
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Protruding tummies are now like a trophy for some women You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that. They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems. Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy. And when they finish eating, they would ask for application for employment as they see it as an avenue to feed and breed endlessly Sleeping becomes a nightmare They start sweating like rapists Flabs start to weigh them down Heavy snoring sets in Farting on the highest order To climb Amuwo Odofin housing staircase go become wahala Belly button starts vanishing Trademark of food loving Naija girls are oily, greasy (NOT LIPGLOSS but ORORO) mouth with Protruding belly like person wey swallow Calabash! Abeg correct Naija girls wey dey eat and exercise properly, if u see your fellow sister's for road with MOI-MOI BELLE, tell am say make she suffrey suffrey with food and don't come back swearing at me because i aint going to be having it! |
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