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u-best
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #768 on: May 08, 2008, 06:08 PM »

the problem is, Nigeria girls tool they eat food, just imagine you take a lady out, she will want to eat every thing that moment, my brother is greediness that is making their belly to big like elephant own. compare to the white lady who take life easy, and if you observe it is igbo ladis, they like money and chop and clean mouth.
londoner
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #769 on: May 08, 2008, 06:11 PM »

Quote from: saucekid on May 08, 2008, 05:22 PM
sorry to disappoint ya
i've got ma six packs complete

Good for you, but we both know thats a rarity on Nigerian men, even young ones. At least some women have an excuse for having a protruding stomach, your fellow brothers can only offer Eba as an excuse. Oh and  maybe Gulder.

Some of them should start going to lamars classes, breathe, breathe, how many seconds apart now Mr Bode?

lol, lol.
kingdong (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #770 on: May 08, 2008, 06:24 PM »

na wa o. una still dey here. i think say by now una go don fine solution to d big belle problem wey naija sists dey follow battle. well, well after work today i spoke to one professor of big belle for open university wey don rule us before. i ask oga wetin we fit do to solve this problem, I'm say no problem but say solution is tribe specific. so which tribe  majority of our big belle sists come from o so i go fit tell papa guzze d ultimate professor of big belle.

for where i dey rain dey fall so we dey chill, make unu come see some corporate looking sistess dey down big stout , out of the five only wan dey drink smirnoff, back to d question.
londoner
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #771 on: May 08, 2008, 06:33 PM »

Kingdong, while your at it, ask your professor if he can give Naija men solution for the "phantom pregnacies".
While we're at it, can the prof also give Naija men advice on how to eliminate that offensive mouth odour they notoriously have, sometimes, I wonder if some of them even own a toothbrush.

Also, lets see, I would like a solution to that body odour which many of them have, I mean its so thick you could cut it with a knife. Its a wonder they don't develop rashes under their arms.

, I wont even mention the keloids, lol

Why not kill two birds with one stone huh?

lol, lol, lol


sheniqua
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #772 on: May 08, 2008, 06:39 PM »

Quote from: londoner on May 08, 2008, 06:11 PM
Good for you, but we both know thats a rarity on Nigerian men, even young ones. At least some women have an excuse for having a protruding stomach, your fellow brothers can only offer Eba as an excuse. Oh and  maybe Gulder.

Some of them should start going to lamars classes, breathe, breathe, how many seconds apart now Mr Bode?

lol, lol.


like I said earlier some of them (Naija men) even need to wear bra and we're here talking of belle
londoner
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #773 on: May 08, 2008, 06:50 PM »

Quote from: sheniqua on May 08, 2008, 06:39 PM
like I said earlier some of them (Naija men) even need to wear bra and we're here talking of belle

You know it, lol. Bra and girdle, lol
kingdong (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #774 on: May 08, 2008, 06:54 PM »

Quote from: londoner on May 08, 2008, 06:33 PM
Kingdong, while your at it, ask your professor if he can give Naija men solution for the "phantom pregnacies".
While we're at it, can the prof also give Naija men advice on how to eliminate that offensive mouth odour they notoriously have, sometimes, I wonder if some of them even own a toothbrush.

Also, lets see, I would like a solution to that body odour which many of them have, I mean its so thick you could cut it with a knife. Its a wonder they don't develop rashes under their arms.

, I wont even mention the keloids, lol

Why not kill two birds with one stone huh?

lol, lol, lol


haba aunty wan thing at a time na. yu see say d topic of this thread na big belle wey una get. if na these others yu wan know, go start ya own topic

but anyways sha i ask prof. I'm just dey laff. na I'm i ask am say why imdey laff , I'm talk say I'm dey wonder say na evry man wey yu meet yu dey kiss abi how yu take know d such volume wey get m.o. me come tell am say if be yur boyfriend, brothers, immediate family and collegues for office be yur sample. I'm talk say wareva men say yu sef no go dey in good health with exposure to such odours. any hows I'm still dey wait for the tribe of naija sistas wey get belle pass so solution night go happen.
londoner
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #775 on: May 08, 2008, 07:01 PM »

Kingdong, Kiss? You can  even smell the stench when they are in conversation with someone else. You don't even have to get as close as to kiss, lol.

How can a mans mouth smell so bad that you can smell it while sitting behind him on the bus? Tooth paste and brush is very affordable you know. Please pass that message on to your village champion Naija guys pleeeeease.

I have a flat stomach, why should my nostrils still be assaulted by Naija men?

Come on now, is that fair?, at least give and take, lol


kingdong (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #776 on: May 08, 2008, 07:09 PM »

wo lets sort out wan thing at a time abeg. but prsonally me thinks mouth odour and body odour no dey gender specific unless of course down below odour then all fingers point to ,  and d winner is
Busta (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #777 on: May 08, 2008, 07:17 PM »

Are u guys not ever tired of "Nigerian Girls Bashing"Huh
Mind u, this also includes ur mum, sis, cousins, aunt, etc.
xammy (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #778 on: May 08, 2008, 07:29 PM »

let Nigeria girls be. where u don reach? the problem is global. small girl big = BIG belly, BIG girl BIGEST BELLY


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reze (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #779 on: May 08, 2008, 07:34 PM »

na awoof dey worry naija chicks, take them out and they'D end up eating and drinking more than you. infact most chicks nowadays see the average guy as a payee and throws all sorts of format to make him part with money, na wa oh!
gluttony+no exercise= phat chicks!!!
Busta (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #780 on: May 08, 2008, 07:36 PM »

na wa oh . . u guys are really so full of ursef.
jennykadry (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #781 on: May 08, 2008, 07:42 PM »

Quote
na wa oh . . u guys are really so full of ursef.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lips sealed Lips sealed
Roscodaddy (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #782 on: May 08, 2008, 07:47 PM »

Na real awoof dey worry naija girls especially those wey don reach 23 years old, see them dey order point and kill,one babe my guy carry to drink ,the babe order for big stout even before the waiter show,waiter bring the big stout and bottled water ,e carry the water give babe and give my guy big stout na there wahala start oh see as the babe dey provoke for waiter,i  just tire different kind of pepper soups,na I'm dey wan drink,long throats.
kingdong (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #783 on: May 08, 2008, 08:25 PM »

Quote from: Busta on May 08, 2008, 07:17 PM
Are u guys not ever tired of "Nigerian Girls Bashing"Huh
Mind u, this also includes your mum, sis, cousins, aunt, etc.
i agree. if my sista go foolishly allow I'm belle swell up when she never get belle i go tell am say, my friend warris this. comon go do something about it. my mama na old school, na she sabi. and if yu sef na old school ( in spirit ) then na yu sef sabi if not go do something abourrit.

Quote from: Busta on May 08, 2008, 07:36 PM
na wa oh . . u guys are really so full of ursef.

and yu gals are so full of free drink, nkowbi, point and kill, isi ewu, big stout, gordon sparks, yoghurt, peppered meat.
 
meanwhile prof just phone now dey ask again say which tribe of naija gals get belle pass so I'm go proffer solution.
Imani (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #784 on: May 08, 2008, 11:07 PM »

If a lady is slim - some will complain too thin, no boobs, no arse, chicken legs, they like "flesh" on a woman

If the lady is plump - some will complain too fat, big belle, big butt, fat legs, very unattractive

If a lady is "normal", some will speculate about how she will look in 10 years time.

No matter what we do, we can't win. Then some men have the guts to complain that women are difficult. Angry

All these unrealistic expectation, takes nobody nowhere. Lots of pretty, size zero women can't still keep their men. Surely, it can't all be about looks Sad

Having said that, we ladies should also take care of our selves and remember the older we get, the harder it is to lose those fat. It is better not to put it on, than attempt to diet and exercise. Prevention is better than cure. Since men are visual animals in a good way, ladies need to make themselves continually desireable to their partners.
debosky (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #785 on: May 08, 2008, 11:13 PM »

@ Imani

many people have differing tastesvariety is the spice of life Wink

I personally don't want a size zero, but I'D like to be able to tell if someone was pregnant or not  Grin Grin

a little bit of stomach is inevitable with the kind of diet we eat in Nigeria, coupled with general lack of exercise - for both men and women.

@ Busta

you say Nigerian women bashing, what about the Nigerian man bashing threads? People just love to generalize and you ladies seem to always get worked up the most. I wonder why  Tongue

I don't think it is unrealistic for someone to have a 'normal' stomach, but if that is all you are interested in a woman, then you have issues to deal with.
Both men and women need to take better care of their bodies - people want to remain attracted to their significant other. While it may not be the most important thing, it should not be overlooked. Wink
Kudanis (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #786 on: May 08, 2008, 11:38 PM »

Nigerian ladies should accept the fact that they have protruding bellies.
I was surprise when i saw this thread. This is what we have been discussing
here about Nigerian girls with potbellies.
Only few girls are exception to this issue. One factor that contribute to this problem
is the quantity of food Nigerian ladies eat at a meal. This is something i' ve observed
where i am now.
,
The ladies lack exercise, infact i don't need to explain more. Those who are living abroad
or studying abroad knows what i'm talking of. It's really disastrous. They can't even run, hahahahha Grin.
Please Nigerian ladies it's high time you look for a means to arrest this problem.
,
That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.
Cadet (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #787 on: May 08, 2008, 11:41 PM »

Quote from: Kudanis on May 08, 2008, 11:38 PM
Nigerian ladies should accept the fact that they have protruding bellies.
,
That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.

Are you kidding me? those whites have more shape? no booty no chest, muffin top ( their hips is filled with fat : love handle). . abeg, if you can't find anyone better to compare us with, kindly shut the hell up  Smiley


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Uche2nna (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #788 on: May 08, 2008, 11:45 PM »

Quote from: Kudanis on May 08, 2008, 11:38 PM

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That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.


I don't know much about russian chicks but if u are talking about the shape department (well sized boobs and proportionate booty) them white girls here aint got nothing on the black chicks.

   But they are much nicer , sha  Grin
busygirl (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #789 on: May 08, 2008, 11:47 PM »

Quote from: Kudanis on May 08, 2008, 11:38 PM
That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.
chei  Grin shakes head. White girls top the list when it comes to big bellieswith all the junk food, and drinks they take. Anyways i wouldn't blame you, maybe you stay in one of those rural areas where you can't find naija chics. . . .naija girls i've seen here are very pretty and have got nice shapes, I don't know whoever came up with the idea of pot belly Shocked Shocked Shocked. . .
idupaul
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #790 on: May 08, 2008, 11:48 PM »

some naija chicks remnd me of giant door frames
sheniqua
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #791 on: May 08, 2008, 11:54 PM »

Quote from: Kudanis on May 08, 2008, 11:38 PM
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That's why most of us here go for the white chicks with nice shape.

Yes crackheads!
they are really thin and "shapely"
you may help them suck the mucus off their nostrils and scratch their itchy skin Grin
Kudanis (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #792 on: May 09, 2008, 12:02 AM »

@ busygirl

Where is a rural area?
Is Moscow and Saint Petersburg
a rural area?
You have to think before say anything.

Maybe you are the one living in a rural area
that's why you think everybody lives in a rural
area.
Kudanis (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #793 on: May 09, 2008, 12:05 AM »

@ Cadet.

Say the truth, are there no
difference between those chicks
in Florida and the one in Nigeria?
Kudanis (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #794 on: May 09, 2008, 12:06 AM »

@ Cadet.

Say the truth, are there no
difference between those chicks
in Florida and the ones in Nigeria?
Cadet (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #795 on: May 09, 2008, 12:07 AM »

Quote from: Kudanis on May 09, 2008, 12:06 AM
@ Cadet.

Say the truth, are there no
difference between those chicks
in Florida and the ones in Nigeria?
If you see most of the chicks here sef, you go slap yourself before someone decides to do the deed.


Just because you see fine chicks on T.V dnt mean they're all fine. Most of them have to work out to get a part in the movies. Do you know how many junk foods they consume?
debosky (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #796 on: May 09, 2008, 12:09 AM »

This topic is highly subjective - It will be foolish to think any reasonable consensus will emerge

Some/Many/Most (depending on your locale, experiences and opinions) naija gals have big stomachs, so do those from elsewhere

Pick your woman and discuss the matter, nairaland can never solve this matter. (Cadet you better lose that tummy NOW or else its over!)  Tongue
Cadet (f)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #797 on: May 09, 2008, 12:10 AM »

Quote from: debosky on May 09, 2008, 12:09 AM
(Cadet you better lose that tummy NOW or else its over!)  Tongue

Let's make a deal, you loose that potbelly, I loose my tummy. Then maybe sth will start.
sheniqua
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #798 on: May 09, 2008, 12:15 AM »

hmm

cadet you and men Lips sealed
debosky (m)
Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have Protruding Bellies?
« #799 on: May 09, 2008, 12:15 AM »

I've never had a pot belly since I was a wee baby  Tongue

This brother's stomach is hard and lean, not an ounce of fat in sight Wink

How far with the pic you promised?  Undecided

I think this belly matter is over-hyped - how many of you while doing the 'deed' are thinking 'oh this girl's tummy is big'??  Grin Grin
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