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We were in the bank when black-coat armed robbers invaded the banking hall. We were ordered to lie flat on the floor, every vertically standing homo sapiens in the hall turned to horizontal position, embracing the tiles like long-lost lovers. It took me just a very few seconds to hug the floor and you might be right if you assume that I do it everyday. While I was praying earnestily to God to spare my life, the theives were busy carrying Ghana-must-go out of the strong room and bullets scrapping the walls and ceilings.
Two bill of one thousand naira denomination (about 200K) dropped beside an old man in front of me. Qickly, he rolled with his Agbada over the money and continued to pray.
You know, as usual, the robber don waka far before police show up.
They begged me to get up, after convicing me that they have gone and that's when I remembered the old man. I looked around for him to collect my share but he was nowhere to be found. If I found am, huh, gongo aso, akutupu a wu lala alu.
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info (m)
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That very ceative
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jaymobb (m)
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u sef every small thing u go dey shine teeth  |
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clemcykul (m)
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u see me for dream?
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ayusman16 (m)
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What else do u want her to shine as she dey boobless and assless!
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jaymobb (m)
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u see me for dream?
before nko u dey run while i bin dey pursue u wit my big anaconda  |
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ohilebo (m)
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 I think I will go and buy one or two Agbada ooooooooooo 
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pobany
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Ohi, so u don reach nairaland now now. i sure say your own agbada na only five five naira bills e go fit cover because of the size  |
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ohilebo (m)
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@ pobany , You nor well ooo, Dem nor go even sell cloth for u to make Agbada self because You too slim, and u nor go fit pay yeye boy Which pobany be this self? if na the one I know, I dey come your house to slap that your basket mouth  |
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ohilebo (m)
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@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, because it is your for the asking I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up |
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ohilebo (m)
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@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, because it is yours for the asking I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up |
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kayowalemi (m)
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Ohilebo, my pikin I see u for romance section wetin u go do? abi u too don get GF? WELL, WHEN u come home I go teach sense
You say you wan buy agbada, when you buy bring am for me mayb another opportunity go come again
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clemcykul (m)
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sorry ohilebo the reply was meant for jaymob ill do the modifying ryte away
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tytylayor (f)
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@topic u sure say this na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off |
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kayowalemi (m)
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na true o tytylayor but funny @topic u sure say this na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off |
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aristole (f)
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****reverses back wd dissappointment(s)*****
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kayowalemi (m)
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The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me |
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kayowalemi (m)
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What we said is not to discredit you. I beg no vex ****reverses back wd dissappointment(s)*****
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tytylayor (f)
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The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me
i tot as much, lucky u sha, them for don scatter that ya mouth for u |
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kayowalemi (m)
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why u dey go off and on.
on your last post
I wear bullet proof, so don't worry yaself I still dey for u
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tytylayor (f)
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off n on for wia?  |
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kayowalemi (m)
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thank God phcn don restore ya transformer
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tytylayor (f)
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na ya own them carry com giv me o |
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jaymobb (m)
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them no even get before na candle light them dey burn 4 house
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kayowalemi (m)
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Jaymobb
You know you disappoint me greatly. If everybody talk say na candle be my phcn, no be you wey tap phcn, look I know say ya meter no get record for phcn. Last warning, after this I go call them. I know ya house add
tyty
we are coming to remove our transformer
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